Tassled throw pillows are assholes; if you roll over on one, they can jab you in the eye.

/I lose a lot of fights to inanimate objects.

Oh, good- we lose Nash, and inherited the NBA's version of Crazy Cat Lady. Good times, can't wait for the season.

Huskies? why would Minnesota wear Toronto huskies jerseys?

"Dude, can I borrow that moving truck when you're done?"

DevilsHorns J: Oh, good- we lose Nash, and inherited the NBA's version of Crazy Cat Lady. Good times, can't wait for the season.

The Suns don't look too bad considering they lost their best player.

DevilsHorns J: Oh, good- we lose Nash, and inherited the NBA's version of Crazy Cat Lady. Good times, can't wait for the season.

On the plus side, you can get a contact high just when you walk by his house.

This guy is a weirdo. What business does he have owning books? Based on the story, he is not 1/1000 the weirdo I am.

ddam: DevilsHorns J: Oh, good- we lose Nash, and inherited the NBA's version of Crazy Cat Lady. Good times, can't wait for the season.

On the plus side, you can get a contact high just when you walk by his house.

I was trying to come up with a clever "How much is he selling his pots and pans" or "Do you have to buy his houseplant, or can you just buy his pot?", but was drawings blanks...

That guy really is batshiat insane crazy. Has all kinds of potential and talent but just cannot get out of his own head. It's hard enough to understand how the first NBA team missed the signs, but how many others are going to keep thinking that "he just needs a better environment" to turn it around?

Does that tattoo on his left shoulder say what I think it does? Not the Married to the Game one, but the one on the front of his shoulder.

The real reason he sold all that crap: Robert Sarver refused to pay for moving expenses.

It's just nice to see K-State produced someone that could out-crazy Drew Gooden and Scot Pollard.

Maybe he just buys more expensive gift bags than Jeter.

Dear Jerk: This guy is a weirdo. What business does he have owning books? Based on the story, he is not 1/1000 the weirdo I am.

You know how I know you own a floral headboard?