Does he even listen to the words that are coming out of his pie hole?

"It has nothing to do with legitimate rape"

Boy, the GOP better have Christie's usual patsy for him to bellow at on the ready, lest he be left with his own speechcraft and ideas to carry the convention.

"You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

Nobody wants unemployment over 6%, you fat fark.

EyeballKid: Boy, the GOP better have Christie's usual patsy pastry for him to bellow at on the ready, lest he be left with his own speechcraft and ideas to carry the convention.

FTFY.

I think he would be happier as a pool hustler named "Jersey Fats".

I'm trying to connect his words to current events, and failing.

EyeballKid: Boy, the GOP better have Christie's usual patsy for him to bellow at on the ready, lest he be left with his own speechcraft and ideas to carry the convention.

You'd think that somebody in the GOP would have claimed the Masque of Clavicus Vile by now. God knows they need it.

It's really sad that we have elements of our customers and competition that are rooting for failure. The CEO said. You've never seen our competition so excited as you saw them last week when our sales fell.

/ROUSING SPEECH!

Uh, dropping unemployment means that republican local policies have overcome obama. Rising unemployment means obama is winning the battle. I thought everyone knew that.

"You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

The last couple of years it has been the GOP cheering for bad economic data... It is their only chance they have against Obama...

So, still thinking that tax cuts are going to solve unemployment. Do these guys have any other tools at their disposal? I guess their only other option is prayer.

Not intended to be a factual statement?

GameSprocket: So, still thinking that tax cuts are going to solve unemployment. Do these guys have any other tools at their disposal? I guess their only other option is prayer.

When all you have is Norquist's Pledge, everything looks like UNAMERICAN SOCIALIST CLASS WARFARE.

GameSprocket: So, still thinking that tax cuts are going to solve unemployment. Do these guys have any other tools at their disposal? I guess their only other option is prayer.

My thoughts exactly. Bravo

"But when you look only at the forcible unemployment rate in libby lib states, an interesting uterus emerges."

He hadz jobs, but then he ated them

Steve Forbes needs a tax cut. He worked so hard for his money.

This country is the hostage of a cult that worships being factually incorrect for its own sake.

Fluorescent Testicle: EyeballKid: Boy, the GOP better have Christie's usual patsy for him to bellow at on the ready, lest he be left with his own speechcraft and ideas to carry the convention.

You'd think that somebody in the GOP would have claimed the Masque of Clavicus Vile by now. God knows they need it.

Mitt keeps on killing the dog.

foo monkey: "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

Nobody wants unemployment over 6%, you fat fark.

That's quite the projector these people have. I coulda swore I dun seen the teabaggers cheering when that there credit rating for the US of A was lowered and attributed to them.

He's right you know. If he kicks out all the unemployed people into New York or PA, then that would lower the unemployment rate in Jersey without creating job. Although I guess he would be creating jobs in the bum-wrangling field, that's something.

"A worker drone's body will reject work if the drone's brain knows that it does not have skin in the game. In cases of legitimate penal servitude, such as work-for-welfare or prison chain gangs, harmony is achieved. When we turn to Stalinist unionism, the forcible illegitimate penal servitude cannot be rejected by the drone's body. Skin is removed from the game. The drone's brain is paralyzed. The drone begins to abort all work and smoking crack on the corner is the inevitable result. Jimmy Carter."

foo monkey: "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

Nobody wants unemployment over 6%, you fat fark.

that doesn't even farking make sense, why would Democrats cheer for higher unemployment?:

I don't understand why republicans fret about the unemployment rate. If a bootstrappy republican needed money, he would start a successful business. Or, if female, get married. Unemployment should be a way to starve liberals.

They're not rooting for failure, you corpulent crook. They're noting that you're failing.

I'm completely fed up with these plonks always painting the left as less than patriotic, defeatist, hand wringing, unamerican, allergic to victory or success. One doesn't have to walk around wrapped in flags like some red, white and blue burrito constantly spouting jingoism and vagueries and predicting the end of the world as we know it to care for America, or it's citizens. The world, and everything in it, changes always. It always has and it always will. The whole thought and theory of being a conservative and clinging to the old ways as some fit plan to make sure things work out well is stupid by nature. The reason the nation isn't like it was in the late 1700s or the 1950s is because things change and things must change with them. The ridiculous notion that we should live like the founding fathers or the post WWII generation isn't conservative, it's regressive. But go ahead and keep thinking you're fixing everything, and everyone else is the problem, GOP douchebags. You seem to have no trouble constantly being on the wrong side of history.

GameSprocket: So, still thinking that tax cuts are going to solve unemployment. Do these guys have any other tools at their disposal? I guess their only other option is prayer.

Republicans are also into funny accounting. Here in Texas if Gov good hair was in the privater sector his accountants would get him a long jail term.

Arkanaut: He's right you know. If he kicks out all the unemployed people into New York or PA, then that would lower the unemployment rate in Jersey without creating job. Although I guess he would be creating jobs in the bum-wrangling field, that's something.

GIS for bum wrangler.

Jackson Herring: foo monkey: "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

Nobody wants unemployment over 6%, you fat fark.

that doesn't even farking make sense, why would Democrats cheer for higher unemployment?:

because libtard, then it funnels more money to the socialist-plantation creating a USA where people are suddenly content with living in a studio apartment and eating mac and cheese every night you aren't eating hotdogs.

"It's really sad that you have elements of the media and Democrats that are rooting for failure," Christie said.

I thought it was Rush Limpballs (an element of the media) & the Republicans/Teabaggers that were rooting for failure. But then, we've always been at war with Eastasia.

How is he wrong? The number of jobs created by the republican party hasn't had anything to do with the unemployment rate; primarily because the number of jobs they've created is 0.

foo monkey: Arkanaut: He's right you know. If he kicks out all the unemployed people into New York or PA, then that would lower the unemployment rate in Jersey without creating job. Although I guess he would be creating jobs in the bum-wrangling field, that's something.

GIS for bum wrangler.

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Man, I really want to go to New Jersey all of a sudden.

Jackson Herring: foo monkey: "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

Nobody wants unemployment over 6%, you fat fark.

that doesn't even farking make sense, why would Democrats cheer for higher unemployment?:

It doesn't have to make sense for the derp brigade to suck it up. It's classic Rovian projection: take whatever negative thing you are doing and accuse your opponent doing it. The typical uneducated and willfully ignorant GOP apologist will take as the God honest truth despite mountains of evidence to the contrary staring them right in the face.

I can't say that I blame the Republicans for using this tactic, their base is dumb enough to fall for it just about every time.

FTFA :

"It's really sad that you have elements of the media and Democrats that are rooting for failure," Christie said. "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

Wow. Talk about Rovian bullshiat.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: This country is the hostage of a cult that worships being factually incorrect for its own sake.

So is Christie Nurgle? Or Lis?

foo monkey: Arkanaut: He's right you know. If he kicks out all the unemployed people into New York or PA, then that would lower the unemployment rate in Jersey without creating job. Although I guess he would be creating jobs in the bum-wrangling field, that's something.

GIS for bum wrangler.

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Further thoughts on bum-wrangling: it could potentially be really easy. Just set up an "Office of Bum-Wrangling" and start taking applications from aspiring bum-wranglers. If they don't list a current job, then they're a bum to be wrangled! Put them on a truck and send them across the river to Penn Station, where they'll fit right in immediately. BAM -- unemployment solved.

/bum-wrangling

foo monkey: Nobody wants unemployment over 6%, you fat fark.

Republicans do, so they can blame it on Obama.

"It's really sad that you have elements of the media and Democrats that are rooting for failure," Christie said. "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

That's the main difference between the two parties, you see - Republicans would never do this. Also, rape.

I can't stand that fark, he's the epitome of everything that is wrong with New Jersey - obnoxious douchebags that don't give a damn about anyone other than themselves.

foo monkey: Arkanaut: He's right you know. If he kicks out all the unemployed people into New York or PA, then that would lower the unemployment rate in Jersey without creating job. Although I guess he would be creating jobs in the bum-wrangling field, that's something.

GIS for bum wrangler.

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Your GIS Fu is strong, Master.

"It's really sad that you have elements of the media and Democrats that are rooting for failure," Christie said. "You've never seen the Democrats so excited as you saw them last week when unemployment went up."

And by democrats ,he means Fox News and Rush Limbaugh,right?

I stopped reading after the article's second paragraph. If you change the word, "Democrats" to "Republicans," you will discover that that is exactly what happened after President Obama took office. Now look who is pointing a finger. Jus' sayin'...

rudemix: I'm completely fed up with these plonks always painting the left as less than patriotic, defeatist, hand wringing, unamerican, allergic to victory or success. One doesn't have to walk around wrapped in flags like some red, white and blue burrito constantly spouting jingoism and vagueries and predicting the end of the world as we know it to care for America, or it's citizens. The world, and everything in it, changes always. It always has and it always will. The whole thought and theory of being a conservative and clinging to the old ways as some fit plan to make sure things work out well is stupid by nature. The reason the nation isn't like it was in the late 1700s or the 1950s is because things change and things must change with them. The ridiculous notion that we should live like the founding fathers or the post WWII generation isn't conservative, it's regressive. But go ahead and keep thinking you're fixing everything, and everyone else is the problem, GOP douchebags. You seem to have no trouble constantly being on the wrong side of history.

So....Vote for Newt?

Thank you, foo monkey for injecting something worth considering into the discussion.

spelletrader: I can't stand that fark, he's the epitome of everything that is wrong with New Jersey - obnoxious douchebags that don't give a damn about anyone other than themselves.

He clearly gives a damn about pasta.

Arkanaut: foo monkey: Arkanaut: He's right you know. If he kicks out all the unemployed people into New York or PA, then that would lower the unemployment rate in Jersey without creating job. Although I guess he would be creating jobs in the bum-wrangling field, that's something.

GIS for bum wrangler.

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Man, I really want to go to New Jersey all of a sudden.

When's the next Bon Jovi show in East Rutherford?

sprawl15: spelletrader: I can't stand that fark, he's the epitome of everything that is wrong with New Jersey - obnoxious douchebags that don't give a damn about anyone other than themselves.

He clearly gives a damn about pasta.

Only because he can shovel it between his jowls faster than other foods.

sprawl15: spelletrader: I can't stand that fark, he's the epitome of everything that is wrong with New Jersey - obnoxious douchebags that don't give a damn about anyone other than themselves.

He clearly gives a damn about pasta.

And meatball subs, and fried chicken, and biscuits and gravy, and banana splits, and fried cheese, and double decker bacon doughnut cheese burgers and such

wrs1864: Uh, dropping unemployment means that republican local policies have overcome obama. Rising unemployment means obama is winning the battle. I thought everyone knew that.

What dropping.unemployment? Do you mean dropping labor participation rates? The slowest recovery since ww2 is a type of recovery I guess...