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   Selena Gomez apparently taking up a career in IT. Should be popular with the nerds as she already has a nice chain-mail dress (w/pic)

17 Sep 2012 06:58 PM   |   15890 clicks   |   ELLE
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Gig103    [TotalFark]  
Wait a second, the Elders of the Internet? THEY KNOW WHO I AM!?!

17 Sep 2012 01:45 PM
NuttierThanEver    [TotalFark]  
I'd polish her Mithril

17 Sep 2012 02:05 PM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  

NuttierThanEver: I'd polish her Mithril


who are you kidding? you're too busy polishing your own staff.

17 Sep 2012 02:13 PM
Nogrhi    [TotalFark]  

Gig103: Wait a second, the Elders of the Internet? THEY KNOW WHO I AM!?!


Yes. The Hawk told them.

17 Sep 2012 02:29 PM
vudukungfu     
I, for one, welcome her to the dork side.

17 Sep 2012 03:13 PM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
She can impose draconian information security policies and ridiculous password rotation schedules on me any day.

17 Sep 2012 03:15 PM
MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
That picture makes my pants feel funny.

17 Sep 2012 03:25 PM
clancifer    [TotalFark]  
I feel old...

17 Sep 2012 03:27 PM
Endive Wombat    [TotalFark]  
Meh, her baby face makes her look like a child to me.

17 Sep 2012 03:37 PM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to poke her Bieber. Wait, that's not right.

17 Sep 2012 03:44 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


I feel so very old

17 Sep 2012 04:49 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to establish a secure connection using AES256 with her.

/or man-in-the-middle attack with her and the iCarly blonde

17 Sep 2012 04:58 PM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: I'd like to establish a secure connection using AES256 with her.

/or man-in-the-middle attack with her and the iCarly blonde


Penetration testing is vital to any application's security plan.

17 Sep 2012 05:03 PM
cretinbob     
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17 Sep 2012 05:16 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.


You're right, she is hot.

17 Sep 2012 05:34 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
None of you guys have a shot at that. She's a lesbian. Just look at her girlfriend.

17 Sep 2012 05:40 PM
IronJelly     

Diogenes: None of you guys have a shot at that. She's a lesbian. Just look at her girlfriend.


If she's really into him for more than just making all the girls her age jealous, then she has some seriously low standards.

17 Sep 2012 05:56 PM
GAT_00     
I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

17 Sep 2012 06:12 PM
Lord Jubjub    [TotalFark]  
FTA: Metal chain dress, price on request,

If you have to ask. . .

17 Sep 2012 06:41 PM
the opposite of charity is justice     
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17 Sep 2012 07:06 PM
strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  
But.....but.....her Armor Class! She'll never survive!

17 Sep 2012 07:08 PM
GAT_00     

the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]


Hispanics evolve into Ukrainians?

17 Sep 2012 07:09 PM
YodaBlues     

GAT_00: the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]

Hispanics evolve into Ukrainians?


Darwin was a crazy sonuvabiatch, wasn't he?

17 Sep 2012 07:10 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Metal chain dress, price on request, leather belt, $475, both, Yves Saint Laurent, call 212-980-2970. Gold pendant necklace, $450, gold charm bracelet, price on request, silver charm bracelet, $500, all, Tiffany & Co. Curb chain bracelet, David Yurman, $1,400. Matte gold ID bracelet, Janis by Janis Savitt, $488.

I am SO glad all this useful information was included in that illuminating article.

17 Sep 2012 07:17 PM
natazha     

Lord Jubjub: FTA: Metal chain dress, price on request,

If you have to ask. . .


No, chain mail has to be made to fit perfectly. At least if you are not wearing proper padding. And she might be properly padded, but ...

17 Sep 2012 07:18 PM
Gotfire     
When she breaks up with Rachael Maddow then things will get interesting.

17 Sep 2012 07:23 PM
KrispyKritter     

Mugato: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Rocking little body, love the hair, but her face makes her look like she's 12.

You're right, she is hot.


bingo! that is one hot little fu(k monkey.

what a waste on Beiber.

17 Sep 2012 07:24 PM
KrispyKritter     

GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.


for you:

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17 Sep 2012 07:26 PM
Gotfire     
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17 Sep 2012 07:30 PM
douchebag/hater     
Nice dress butter face...

17 Sep 2012 07:31 PM
Soup4Bonnie     

GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.


This and that and you'd probably need a lawnmower to get anywhere near that clam.

17 Sep 2012 07:32 PM
MrBallou    [TotalFark]  

Gotfire: When she breaks up with Rachael Maddow then things will get interesting.


I thought she was dating Ellen Page.

17 Sep 2012 07:38 PM
Vash's Apprentice     

Soup4Bonnie: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

This and that and you'd probably need a lawnmower to get anywhere near that clam.


*equips +1 hedge trimmer*

17 Sep 2012 07:42 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass     
e4-1 hanging the wrong way with e6-1 collar?

17 Sep 2012 07:44 PM
Mawson of the Antarctic     
Count me in with the other Studmen69s as I have never found this girl hot, her face is off for me and she does look too young. In fact seeing her on the scene as the new it girl has made me feel ancient at the age of 33.

Give me Emma Stone anyday.

17 Sep 2012 07:46 PM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
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douchebag/hater: Nice dress butter face...


17 Sep 2012 07:47 PM
spamdog     
She's got a great server rack.

17 Sep 2012 07:48 PM
steve_lou     
Wormser 2.0
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17 Sep 2012 07:49 PM
Another Government Employee     
Selena and Biebs both look like could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

17 Sep 2012 07:50 PM
TheJoe03     

the opposite of charity is justice: [24.media.tumblr.com image 735x605]


Who's the 2nd chick?

17 Sep 2012 07:51 PM
steve_lou     
When they airbrush out that little boob freckle, they're spitting in the face of GOD.
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17 Sep 2012 07:54 PM
elvindeath     
I would still impale her with my +5 Vorpal Blade.

/ bookmark

17 Sep 2012 08:02 PM
natgab     
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Thread is lacking Spring Breakers pictures. 

How can someone not love the tit-mole?

17 Sep 2012 08:09 PM
LDM90     
She's a Messican, right? In 10 years she'll be 4' 5" and look 50. So it'll all even out.

Also, she had to have someone write these lyrics for her. How smart can she be?

Ah ah luff you like a luff song babby
Ah ah luff you like a luff song babby
Ah ah luff you like a luff song bay-ee-beh
Beep beep beep beep beep beep

17 Sep 2012 08:16 PM
GAT_00     

KrispyKritter: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

for you:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x600]


Meh, if not wanting her makes me gay, so be it. I'll go be gay over here and imagine how I can disappoint Kate Upton best in 15 seconds.

17 Sep 2012 08:25 PM
Girion47     

GAT_00: KrispyKritter: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

for you:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x600]

Meh, if not wanting her makes me gay, so be it. I'll go be gay over here and imagine how I can disappoint Kate Upton best in 15 seconds.


her lack of hips dissapoints me.

17 Sep 2012 08:27 PM
GAT_00     

Girion47: GAT_00: KrispyKritter: GAT_00: I don't get it, that's not hot at all. She looks like a moron.

for you:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 506x600]

Meh, if not wanting her makes me gay, so be it. I'll go be gay over here and imagine how I can disappoint Kate Upton best in 15 seconds.

her lack of hips dissapoints me.


Sorry, too busy staring at that rack.

17 Sep 2012 08:28 PM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  

natgab: [i50.tinypic.com image 300x430]

Thread is lacking Spring Breakers pictures. 

How can someone not love the tit-mole?


It's like an extra nipple. An SFW nipple, but a nipple none the less.

17 Sep 2012 08:35 PM
The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight     
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Quick and dirty

17 Sep 2012 08:52 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: [goodenoughfortheinternet.com image 450x496] 
Quick and dirty


That prick is always wandering into a good shot. You wouldn't happen to have the original?

17 Sep 2012 08:54 PM
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