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   American Airlines flight out of JFK Internartional delayed for 4 hours due to: A) Inclement weather. B) Bomb threat. C) Stewardess catfight

20 Sep 2012 09:13 AM   |   7318 clicks   |   NBC New York
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
Sooo, should I expect the video to be on YouTube tomorrow, or what? o.o

20 Sep 2012 12:01 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     
I'm needing video proof

20 Sep 2012 09:18 AM
turboke     
Useless without pics.

Also, stewardess trifecta in play.

20 Sep 2012 09:19 AM
Mateorocks     
Since this is the 21st century, I'm expecting no hotness involved.

20 Sep 2012 09:19 AM
Loud_Mouth_Soup     
YEAH, CATFIGHT!

20 Sep 2012 09:21 AM
Sasquach     
Go on....

20 Sep 2012 09:21 AM
Loud_Mouth_Soup     
Yeah, CATFIGHT.

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20 Sep 2012 09:21 AM
BeerBear     
and no one video it while it happen on the plane?

20 Sep 2012 09:27 AM
PsyLord     
Once again, pron has totally set up unrealistic expectations for me...

20 Sep 2012 09:30 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Meh. The series peaked with Stewardess Catfight 4.

20 Sep 2012 09:31 AM
gja    [TotalFark]  
CATFIGHT!!!!!

Stay back boys, this could get nasty....

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20 Sep 2012 09:31 AM
sdd2000     

Mateorocks: Since this is the 21st century, I'm expecting no hotness involved.


Since it was American Airlines, you can safely assume that as well.

20 Sep 2012 09:32 AM
DubyaHater     
From what I've seen on airlines recently, most likely there were rippling waves of cellulite and partially edentulous mouths involved.
/fap

20 Sep 2012 09:33 AM
Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
"It was incredible, totally unbelievable that there was such little professionalism between these women," said Marge Lopez.

Really? REALLY? I can't believe it doesn't happen more often...

20 Sep 2012 09:39 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
I was actually on this flight and heard most of the argument. What I gleaned from the noise behind me (they were yelling really loud), is that either one stewardess got peanut butter on the other stewardess' chocolate or the second stewardess got her chocolate in the other's peanut butter. I can't say for certain which it was because I didn't see it happen and they never reached an agreement as far as I could tell.

20 Sep 2012 09:42 AM
ObscureNameHere     
That doesn't sound much like the American Way. I bet they weren't Glad Your Here to see the fight.

/flew too much on AA last year...

20 Sep 2012 09:43 AM
tdyak     
I don't want pics of the catfight. The internet has set unrealistic expectations for that.

What I want is pics of an unrealistic reenactment using attractive females dressed inappropriately for working conditions.

20 Sep 2012 09:44 AM
Mateorocks     

sdd2000: Mateorocks: Since this is the 21st century, I'm expecting no hotness involved.

Since it was American Airlines, you can safely assume that as well.


Yeah. The hottest attendants I've seen in the last fifteen years flew for Virgin Airlines, but I don't even know if that's still true.

20 Sep 2012 09:45 AM
lucksi     
It was a farking one hour long flight. Couldn't you have kicked one of them off the flight and got on with your business?

Jesus.

20 Sep 2012 09:45 AM
EddieMoscone     
Me: reads headline
"Ohhhh!"
Thinks about the last stewardesses I've seen
"Oh."

20 Sep 2012 09:51 AM
95629     
American just filed bankruptcy with billions in the bank for the sole purpose of boning it's employees. They are cutting thousands of jobs. They're slashing the pay and benefits of those who stay by huge amounts. Lots of jobs are being outsourced.

The pilots just had their contract cancelled by a judge and the company was allowed to unilaterally impose their own terms. The mechanics are having entire maintenance bases shut down and the work will now be done in china. The flight attendants are taking pay cuts so bad that some may qualify for food stamps.

Consequently, the airline is falling apart. Cancellations and delays are off the charts. Airline is blaming it on a "job action" by their selfish employees. Guess they don't realize that employees are the heart of a company and when you take a huge steaming dump on them, things won't run as well anymore.


Southwest is usually early, runs a great operation, people love flying them, and they make boatloads of money. They also treat their employees well and pay them great. Who woulda thought that concept would pay off.

20 Sep 2012 09:51 AM
turboke     

Mateorocks: sdd2000: Mateorocks: Since this is the 21st century, I'm expecting no hotness involved.

Since it was American Airlines, you can safely assume that as well.

Yeah. The hottest attendants I've seen in the last fifteen years flew for Virgin Airlines, but I don't even know if that's still true.


I see what you did there. Well played if that was on purpose, good sir.

20 Sep 2012 09:52 AM
fireclown     

20 Sep 2012 09:56 AM
Crewmannumber6     

Mateorocks: Since this is the 21st century, I'm expecting no hotness involved.


It's been my experience that the smaller the plane, the bigger the 'Flight attendant'

20 Sep 2012 10:00 AM
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline     
"If you're going to fly a trip from Dallas to someplace and you have a choice, and you have to be there on time or within a reasonable amount of time ... why take a chance on American?" he said. "Why take a chance on [if] a flight's going to be delayed or canceled? Go on somebody else that doesn't have that problem."

Amen. I fly between Dallas and Corpus Christi all the time, and American is the only option. Over the past two years, my success rate of getting out of Dallas on time is well south of 50%, with a handful of cancelled flights mixed in. NEVER book yourself on the last flight of the day; they get cancelled like clockwork.

20 Sep 2012 10:02 AM
protectyourlimbs     
That's it... I'm turning this plane around...

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20 Sep 2012 10:05 AM
Cold_Sassy     
Did any of you RTFA? There was NO fight, just a loud shouting match.

20 Sep 2012 10:07 AM
Old_Chief_Scott     

95629: American just filed bankruptcy with billions in the bank


Bullshiat.

20 Sep 2012 10:07 AM
bungle_jr     
american airlines? they still exist? i thought everyone quit last week when they heard they were all getting laid off anyway.

this time next year aa will be a thing of the past, much like twa

20 Sep 2012 10:08 AM
KIA     
I can haz pics of stewardess kats-fighting pls?

20 Sep 2012 10:12 AM
Callous    [TotalFark]  
If they are both female, hawt, and properly oiled up I'll allow it.

20 Sep 2012 10:13 AM
Moopy Mac     

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunn ierHeadline: "If you're going to fly a trip from Dallas to someplace and you have a choice, and you have to be there on time or within a reasonable amount of time ... why take a chance on American?" he said. "Why take a chance on [if] a flight's going to be delayed or canceled? Go on somebody else that doesn't have that problem."

Amen. I fly between Dallas and Corpus Christi all the time, and American is the only option. Over the past two years, my success rate of getting out of Dallas on time is well south of 50%, with a handful of cancelled flights mixed in. NEVER book yourself on the last flight of the day; they get cancelled like clockwork.


It's crazy that Southwest doesn't fly nonstop to Love from Corpus.

20 Sep 2012 10:13 AM
95629     

Old_Chief_Scott: 95629: American just filed bankruptcy with billions in the bank

Bullshiat.


Midway through the following article: "... The airline enters bankruptcy protection with more than $4 billion in cash on hand, a decision that surprised some industry observers ... "

American Lands in Bankruptcy

20 Sep 2012 10:13 AM
95629     

95629: Old_Chief_Scott: 95629: American just filed bankruptcy with billions in the bank

Bullshiat.

Midway through the following article: "... The airline enters bankruptcy protection with more than $4 billion in cash on hand, a decision that surprised some industry observers ... "

American Lands in Bankruptcy


Guess I can't link to WSJ. Check out this article instead.

Link

Apparently I don't know how to make links.

Link

20 Sep 2012 10:15 AM
beta_plus     
I need pictures of said stewardesses in order to decide whether or not to be outraged.

/given how fat many of them are these days I expect to be outraged

20 Sep 2012 10:22 AM
SDRR     
It's stories like this that make me thank God I did all my heavy traveling in the late 90's early 00's.

What.The.fark

20 Sep 2012 10:26 AM
iron_city_ap     

Mateorocks: Since this is the 21st century, I'm expecting no hotness involved.


You sir, are 100% correct. At least with 1 of the 2 involved.

20 Sep 2012 10:35 AM
booger42     
Reow? (hiss)

20 Sep 2012 10:36 AM
ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline     

Moopy Mac: It's crazy that Southwest doesn't fly nonstop to Love from Corpus.


Especially considering that the American flights that go every hour or two are always packed.

20 Sep 2012 10:55 AM
Johnny Bananapeel     

20 Sep 2012 11:46 AM
Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  

Johnny Bananapeel: Catfight's online!


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20 Sep 2012 11:50 AM
offmymeds     
GIRL FIGHT!

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GIGGITY!!!

20 Sep 2012 12:17 PM
hammettman     
Borderline NSFW vid of fantasy
stewardess

pre-flight instructions

mile high stewardesses 

This is your pilot, we have reached our stewardess catfight altitude
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20 Sep 2012 12:23 PM
hammettman     

tdyak: I don't want pics of the catfight. The internet has set unrealistic expectations for that.

What I want is pics of an unrealistic reenactment using attractive females dressed inappropriately for working conditions.


How about video?

20 Sep 2012 12:30 PM
hammettman     
Sorry about above video ^^^, here is a better quality, which is important for these things

20 Sep 2012 12:32 PM
imtheonlylp     
Did you know....stewardesses is the longest word in the English language that can be typed using only the "left hand" keys on a standard keyboard?

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20 Sep 2012 01:34 PM
caddisfly     
A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

20 Sep 2012 01:50 PM
MaxAwesome     
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Wanted for questioning...

20 Sep 2012 02:19 PM
OscarTamerz     
I saw a stew recently that was as beautiful as any that I saw on international flights back in the 60s recently. I was amazed that she was 1) in such a low paying job and 2) working at all. I figured she must have a boy friend who wanted a cheap airline ticket connection but wasn't willing to bone 50 year olds for them.

20 Sep 2012 03:54 PM
sethstorm     

95629: American just filed bankruptcy with billions in the bank for the sole purpose of boning it's employees. They are cutting thousands of jobs. They're slashing the pay and benefits of those who stay by huge amounts. Lots of jobs are being outsourced.

The pilots just had their contract cancelled by a judge and the company was allowed to unilaterally impose their own terms. The mechanics are having entire maintenance bases shut down and the work will now be done in china. The flight attendants are taking pay cuts so bad that some may qualify for food stamps.

Then make it a national security concern to have all maintenance performed by US citizens on US soil on an non-contract basis. Having someone from a hostile country fix a plane does not mix. In addition substandard parts and labor will be introduced to First World planes.

/Still will fly American
//Won't fly Delta or SWA for their own screwiness
In addition, it is one more reason that bankruptcy should never interfere with labor relations.


Consequently, the airline is falling apart. Cancellations and delays are off the charts. Airline is blaming it on a "job action" by their selfish employees. Guess they don't realize that employees are the heart of a company and when you take a huge steaming dump on them, things won't run as well anymore.

That's a result of the regulations favoring businesses over a balanced relationship. Fix the regulations such that workers are on a more even footing and you fix the problem. Kill RTW (or neuter the things it enables by counting contingent & part-time labor as unions) and kill outsourcing through indirection penalties.


Southwest is usually early, runs a great operation, people love flying them, and they make boatloads of money. They also treat their employees well and pay them great. Who woulda thought that concept would pay off.

Unlike Southwest, you dont have to gamble for a seat twice for the cattlecar plane.

If they really did treat their employees well, they would be in a non-RTW state.

20 Sep 2012 05:50 PM
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