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   Orangutan survives after being shot 100 times. Always remember rule #2

26 Oct 2012 11:11 AM   |   13197 clicks   |   Abc.net.au
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Fo Shiz     
Take that, dynamite monkey!

25 Oct 2012 09:33 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     
Don't fark with the Librarian.

26 Oct 2012 08:57 AM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
Rule #2? The poop rule?

26 Oct 2012 09:33 AM
IamKaiserSoze!!!     
You don't really come here to hunt do you

26 Oct 2012 09:35 AM
sno man    [TotalFark]  
Beware of bathrooms?

26 Oct 2012 10:13 AM
minoridiot     
Double tap?

26 Oct 2012 10:27 AM
sno man    [TotalFark]  

minoridiot: Double tap?


no that's rule 4...

26 Oct 2012 10:33 AM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Orangs are my favorite critters.
 
 
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26 Oct 2012 11:11 AM
Admiral_Halsey     
Use enough gun

26 Oct 2012 11:13 AM
Langdon Alger     
orangutan will not wear diaper

Right turn Clyde

26 Oct 2012 11:18 AM
AssAsInAssassin     
We don't talk about fight club?

26 Oct 2012 11:20 AM
starlost     
we compare whatever it is to your mom?

26 Oct 2012 11:20 AM
RatMaster999     
No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

26 Oct 2012 11:22 AM
Bondith     

God Is My Co-Pirate: Don't fark with the Librarian.


Don't say the m-word.

26 Oct 2012 11:22 AM
doosh     
At first I was like shot 100 times with _what_. A BB gun maybe? Then I read TFA

26 Oct 2012 11:23 AM
netcentric     
So.... Orangutan's are too dumb to move when being plinked at.

26 Oct 2012 11:24 AM
wildcardjack     
Hmmm....

Possible rule #2's

you do not talk about Fight Club
No names.
Always remember Rule Number One.
If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
You can always find a reason to kill someone.
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way whatsoever - if there's anybody watching.
I can't make anybody fall in love.

26 Oct 2012 11:28 AM
rev. dave     
That is just cruel torture.
The plantation owner should be held responsible and the men punished as well for being heartless dicks.

26 Oct 2012 11:28 AM
THX 1138     
I believe #2 is ???

and #3 is Profit.

26 Oct 2012 11:30 AM
walkerhound     

AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?


26 Oct 2012 11:30 AM
Fuggin Bizzy     
...with an air rifle.

Key fact.

26 Oct 2012 11:34 AM
ReverendLoki     
Never refuse a weapon?

Seems like Rule 3 might be more appropriate: Be afraid when you are in possession of a deadly weapon and face an unarmed man in a pose of submission

Or I'm going for the wrong book here.

26 Oct 2012 11:34 AM
topcon     
Clyyyyyyyyyyyyyde!

26 Oct 2012 11:37 AM
probesport     
The female ape has ways of dealing with this sort of thing.

26 Oct 2012 11:42 AM
Porous Horace     
Rule #2: It takes more than 100 shots to kill an orange-tanned.

26 Oct 2012 11:46 AM
Hagenhatesyouall     

RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.


Is that you Bruce!?

26 Oct 2012 11:48 AM
ITGreen     
Rule #1 Green-light nonsense
Rule #2 Let Farkers work it out

26 Oct 2012 11:49 AM
EdNortonsTwin     
She probably just saw the oil flare burning off that platform, and wanted someone to lay down the secret of man's red fire.

26 Oct 2012 11:53 AM
kendelrio     

sno man: minoridiot: Double tap?

no that's rule 4...



Double FAP?

26 Oct 2012 11:57 AM
RatMaster999     

Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?


'Ello, Bruce!

26 Oct 2012 11:58 AM
PullItOut     

Bondith: God Is My Co-Pirate: Don't fark with the Librarian.

Don't say the m-word.


What, you mean monkey?

/ohshiat

26 Oct 2012 11:58 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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They were just putting bathroom monkey down, that's all.

26 Oct 2012 11:59 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

RatMaster999


Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?

'Ello, Bruce!


G'day, Bruce!

26 Oct 2012 11:59 AM
dj_spanmaster     

walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?


We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.

26 Oct 2012 12:02 PM
r1niceboy     
Ook.

26 Oct 2012 12:03 PM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  

Englebert Slaptyback: RatMaster999

Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?

'Ello, Bruce!


G'day, Bruce!


Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce!

26 Oct 2012 12:05 PM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  

dj_spanmaster: walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.


Fiddy Cent was shot nine times.

26 Oct 2012 12:06 PM
Langston    [TotalFark]  

ITGreen: Rule #1 Green-light nonsense
Rule #2 Let Farkers work it out


Damn, it's like nobody even remembers South Park anymore

26 Oct 2012 12:08 PM
dj_spanmaster     

Cybernetic: dj_spanmaster: walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.

Fiddy Cent was shot nine times.


You're forgetting rule #2.

26 Oct 2012 12:09 PM
Cold_Sassy     
Awwww, that's sad. I hate chimps and monkeys but Orangutans are pretty docile creatures; I really wasn't aware that they are so close to extinction in the wild.

Hope they sent her to the island Orangutan sanctuary that I have seen on animal planet. I can't remember the name right now.

26 Oct 2012 12:10 PM
bikerbob59     
People that do this, suck.

26 Oct 2012 12:10 PM
stonelotus     
use the Mozambique Drill.

26 Oct 2012 12:11 PM
GonadtheBarbarian     
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26 Oct 2012 12:13 PM
puckheaven     
Sorry no snark here...after visiting the Malaysia portion of Borneo for 3 weeks a few years ago I was saddened by the complete destruction of the forests to make room for huge palm oil plantations. Flying over the island put it really into perspective. If you don't know much about palm oil, it is used in just about everything and is hugely destructive to the local environment as well as those who live around it.

The wife and I stayed in the Danum Valley (which is a protected space that has never been logged) which was amazing, but outside of the small protected areas the island is quickly becoming one large palm oil plantation. It is truly sad.

Huge companies buy immense tracks of rain forest, and cut it all down, sell the wood and grow palm trees bringing rats and snakes as well as displacing elephants, rhinos, orangutans, countless birds and all the other creatures who call this home. It also enslaves generations of locals who work in these places who earn roughly less than $3/day and have no other recourse for work.

Palm oil is in about 1 in 10 products on American shelves.

http://ran.org/palm-oil
http://ran.org/problem-palm-oil-facts heet

26 Oct 2012 12:18 PM
probesport     

Cybernetic: dj_spanmaster: walkerhound: AssAsInAssassin: We don't talk about fight club?

We don't talk about how many times we've been shot.

Fiddy Cent was shot nine times.


My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it, Nine bullets in my roommate's gun.

26 Oct 2012 12:20 PM
stewmadness     
Appreciate the little things.

26 Oct 2012 12:22 PM
PabloHosehead     
Always wear gloves at a crime scene?

/Gibbs rocks

26 Oct 2012 12:30 PM
johnperkins     

RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.


G'day Bruce.

26 Oct 2012 12:33 PM
johnperkins     

Cybernetic: Englebert Slaptyback: RatMaster999

Hagenhatesyouall: RatMaster999: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever-if there's anyone watching.

Is that you Bruce!?

'Ello, Bruce!


G'day, Bruce!

Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce!


It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here.

26 Oct 2012 12:35 PM
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