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   Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

04 Nov 2012 06:11 AM   |   10629 clicks   |   Washington Post
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OtherBrotherDarryl    [TotalFark]  
There's a little black spot on the sun today.

03 Nov 2012 10:39 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
In before the "He knew the law" folks!

03 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  
Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?

04 Nov 2012 12:17 AM
BronyMedic     
Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic

04 Nov 2012 03:45 AM
SnarfVader     
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May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.

04 Nov 2012 05:48 AM
skantea     
That dirty futher mucker...


/why I oughta...

04 Nov 2012 06:15 AM
schoolbread     

BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic


An un-circumcised tranny prostitute? Surely you jest. A gentleman around these parts would pay no more than 20 dollars for a prostitute of such low quality

04 Nov 2012 06:20 AM
nytmare     
6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

04 Nov 2012 06:24 AM
TheSwizz     
Hey! He's not fat, husky at best.

04 Nov 2012 06:28 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.


I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

04 Nov 2012 06:29 AM
schoolbread     

doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?

04 Nov 2012 06:32 AM
filter     
Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.

04 Nov 2012 06:38 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat     
Come on, subby, calling the King of Bahrain impotent is a little much, don't you think?

04 Nov 2012 06:39 AM
somemoron     

BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic


Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

\*runs*

04 Nov 2012 06:40 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?


Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.

04 Nov 2012 06:48 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
As King of Bahrain, you are all getting a kick out of this thread...

04 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
schoolbread     

doglover: schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?

Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.


I like your thinking. Kills two birds with one stone, that plan, it does. :)

04 Nov 2012 06:56 AM
whizbang     

doglover: .


you are so sponsored

04 Nov 2012 06:58 AM
thrgd456     
The king of Bahrain? Oh yeah, he's that guy with the "Mo' Head Mohammed" blow up doll. I heard he had to have a penis inflator surgically installed before he could use it, though.

04 Nov 2012 06:59 AM
LordOfThePings     

Fark Me To Tears: The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?


Doctors say it caused a few Bahrainal polyps.

04 Nov 2012 07:02 AM
BokerBill     

filter: Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.


... or kingdom.

04 Nov 2012 07:11 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

I suppose if they won a bout, they'd get a letter of apology and a canned ham.

04 Nov 2012 07:18 AM
Mr. Shabooboo     
Perhaps this insulter should be forced to listen to Manamana over and over 24/7 for about
a week..

Maybe that sweaty pair of camel nads King should be more creative...

04 Nov 2012 07:23 AM
jedikinkoid    [TotalFark]  

somemoron: BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

Dear King of Bahrain:

You smell like the smegma of a New York City Tranny Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

Please go DIAF.

Sincerely, BronyMedic

Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

\*runs*


But you can't be a real pony without your tramp stamp cutie mark... (^_~)

04 Nov 2012 07:24 AM
Mr. Breeze     

skantea: That dirty futher mucker...




Yes I automatically read that the way it should be spelled.

04 Nov 2012 07:26 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

whizbang: doglover: .

you are so sponsored


Thanks. You get a beariot.

04 Nov 2012 07:26 AM
jack21221     
A 6 month prison sentence is actually fairly tame compared to what some other countries in the region would do.

04 Nov 2012 07:27 AM
Erebus1954     

SnarfVader: [i212.photobucket.com image 300x221]

May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.


May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the King's crotch.

04 Nov 2012 07:49 AM
phrawgh     
Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
www.prosebeforehos.comView Full Size

/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about

04 Nov 2012 07:59 AM
Nem Wan     
Oh right this is one who we allow to shoot protestors because we like that he hosts our military base. That makes him swell.

04 Nov 2012 08:07 AM
MythDragon     

doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


If I was king, and I was insulted, I would stamp their meal card 'no dessert'. No delicious chow hall cookies and pies for you, asshole.

04 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
Quaker     
This reminds me of the story from several days ago about the Marine who assaulted another ex-military guy for dressing up as a wounded veteran for Halloween. Half of the people in the thread were calling him a hero.

/Because it's totally different when we do it

04 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
MythDragon     

doglover: Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

.


You mean posthole diggers, wire cutters, mallets, and little metal twisty ties?
That sounds farking awesome. Can I use a backhoe? Or at least an auger?

04 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
KrispyKritter     

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


looks like another historical quote shot to shiat, no? folks in america get to biatch, moan and insult
quite freely while being taxed and lawed right to death.

/and this one is quite wrong too, just ask Project Innocence

04 Nov 2012 08:19 AM
jedikinkoid    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about

looks like another historical quote shot to shiat, no? folks in america get to biatch, moan and insult
quite freely while being taxed and lawed right to death.

/and this one is quite wrong too, just ask Project Innocence


Privately, yes. But if they do so in a public protest, they risk getting arrested in what's increasingly become a police state.

04 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
DrunkenInsomniac     

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]
/if you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about


Gee that Drew bloke seems to let a lot of unfounded criticism be published on his website

04 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
wambu     
How could one insult the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain? The fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain is a wonderful person, kind to all goats and many. many children. The fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain is a fat, goat loving pedophile king among fat, goat loving pedophile kings. His goat loving and pedophilia know no bounds. Why, any fat, goat loving pedophile king would want to be the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain.

/fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
//fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

There was a fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain
Who treated his clan with disdain.
He farks children and goats
and then quickly garrotes
hoi paloi who join in the refrain.

04 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
FuturePastNow     
I heard his mother was a whore, too.

04 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
jedikinkoid    [TotalFark]  
And his father smelt of elderberries.

04 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
wedun     

MythDragon: doglover: Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

.

You mean posthole diggers, wire cutters, mallets, and little metal twisty ties?
That sounds farking awesome. Can I use a backhoe? Or at least an auger?


www.homedepot.comView Full Size

GIS for "fencing"

04 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
ilambiquated     
www.bahrainrights.orgView Full Size


How DARE you insult us!

04 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
liam76     

phrawgh: Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can't criticize.
[www.prosebeforehos.com image 600x420]


Retards?

yes that was a joke

04 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
windowseat     
What about that monkey fondling, urinal licking, knothole farking Rama IX of Thailand?

04 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
WelldeadLink     
fat, goat loving pedophile

Hey, he's a big kidder.

04 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
I heard the King of Bahrain was a cawk sucking goat pumper of little boys.

04 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
douchebag/hater     
'Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving necrophilac, homosexual, pedophile King of Bahrain'

FTFY, subby.

04 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
thisisyourbrainonFark    [TotalFark]  
Dear King Nothing,

You are a dirt-eating piece of slime, a scum-sucking pig, a son of a motherless goat, to paraphrase a great film that you will never see because you are just so farking idiotic! Also, I slept with your wife or significant other.

Cheers, in the alcoholic sense,

thisisyourbrainonFark

04 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
bmihura     
Speaking of morons in charge:

* Italy recently sentenced seismologists to six years in prison for failing to predict an earthquake. Luckily they were publicly shamed into dropping the charges.
* The United States government is going even deeper into debt, yet people still keep electing the same morons. People have yet to be shamed into fixing it.

04 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
RobSeace    [TotalFark]  

Quaker: This reminds me of the story from several days ago about the Marine who assaulted another ex-military guy for dressing up as a wounded veteran for Halloween. Half of the people in the thread were calling him a hero.

/Because it's totally different when we do it


Hmmmm, in what way, exactly, does it remind you of that? Because, as far as I can see, there's absolutely nothing in common between that story and this one...

04 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
DigitalCoffee     
Awww, subby can't fool me... I know for a fact that Michael Jackson has been dead for over 3 years.

04 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
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