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   Scientists spend years analysing speech patterns, produce world's first bedtime story for dogs. Still no cure for cancer (w/video)

04 Nov 2012 07:11 AM   |   4345 clicks   |   The Sun
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schoolbread     
Someone get a copy of this to that nun from a couple links down. It would probably help her get to sleep at night as she cries into her pillow.

04 Nov 2012 07:14 AM
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PonceAlyosha     
Yeah but this is getting us closer to a bed time story for cancer which is almost as important.

04 Nov 2012 07:27 AM
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Lunaville     
My children receive a Science magazine for kids that featured an article this month about Dog TV: a television channel designed just for dogs. All the programming is designed to maximize the dogs' ability to see the images, to maximize a dogs' interest in the shows, and to be soothing to dogs. The dog owner who subscribes is supposed to put a television down at doggy eye level and leave the channel on when they are away from home.

My daughter was unimpressed, but my son wants to subscribe immediately. He and I have a similar sense of humor and we both laughed out loud when we saw the article.

04 Nov 2012 07:50 AM
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maddogdelta     

schoolbread: It would probably help her get to sleep at night as she cries into her pillow.


Do you mean this nun? "But I've never been happier."

04 Nov 2012 08:06 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Lunaville: My children receive a Science magazine for kids that featured an article this month about Dog TV: a television channel designed just for dogs. All the programming is designed to maximize the dogs' ability to see the images, to maximize a dogs' interest in the shows, and to be soothing to dogs. The dog owner who subscribes is supposed to put a television down at doggy eye level and leave the channel on when they are away from home.

My daughter was unimpressed, but my son wants to subscribe immediately. He and I have a similar sense of humor and we both laughed out loud when we saw the article.


when we had bunnies that needed a home each of them had a TV on 24/7, cartoons mostly. our Chow-Chow also likes likes TV but she favors snoozing even more.

04 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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NutWrench    [TotalFark]  
Wow. Progress marches on.

04 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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LordOfThePings     
Porn channel for dogs:

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04 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
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Lunaville     

KrispyKritter: Lunaville: My children receive a Science magazine for kids that featured an article this month about Dog TV: a television channel designed just for dogs. All the programming is designed to maximize the dogs' ability to see the images, to maximize a dogs' interest in the shows, and to be soothing to dogs. The dog owner who subscribes is supposed to put a television down at doggy eye level and leave the channel on when they are away from home.

My daughter was unimpressed, but my son wants to subscribe immediately. He and I have a similar sense of humor and we both laughed out loud when we saw the article.

when we had bunnies that needed a home each of them had a TV on 24/7, cartoons mostly. our Chow-Chow also likes likes TV but she favors snoozing even more.


Your bunnies watched television? That's hilarious.
We had a bunny for about seven years. Another family abandoned him when they moved away and he turned up in my childrens' vegetable garden. We found a stray dog the exact same day. My husband came home and was greeted by a strange dog in addition to the dog and three cats we already owned. He yelled and screamed all the way to the bedroom door. When he opened the door, the rabbit had jumped up onto the bed. He slammed the door and said "I'm losing my mind." He opened the door and the rabbit was on the bed staring at him. He said "You're trying to drive me crazy."

It was a good rabbit and provided years of solid bunny entertainment. We have only the two dogs now. The others died of old age.

04 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
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JustinCase     

Lunaville: My children receive a Science magazine for kids that featured an article this month about Dog TV: a television channel designed just for dogs. All the programming is designed to maximize the dogs' ability to see the images, to maximize a dogs' interest in the shows, and to be soothing to dogs. The dog owner who subscribes is supposed to put a television down at doggy eye level and leave the channel on when they are away from home.

My daughter was unimpressed, but my son wants to subscribe immediately. He and I have a similar sense of humor and we both laughed out loud when we saw the article.


That is cool, have to check it out.

04 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
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04 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
"Bedtime tail"? So it's like Penthouse Letters for dogs?

04 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
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Skyred     
My dog doesn't even acknowledge the existence of TV or radio, and this bedtime story was no exception

04 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
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Oznog     
How do I put this into looping? Isn't someone gonna make a "...FOR 10 HOURS!" version of this??

04 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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Stonerbloopers     

04 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
"Still no cur for cancer" would have been funnier...

04 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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caddisfly     
I played the video, turned up the sound, and now have two dogs sleeping on my feet. For real.

05 Nov 2012 03:49 PM
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