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   21-year-old thinks he's a sex addict because he masturbates up to seven times a day. Pfffft, amateur

04 Nov 2012 08:33 AM   |   11486 clicks   |   Your Health
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Deedeemarz    [TotalFark]  
My 14 y/o sons laugh. I think that is their before breakfast tally.

04 Nov 2012 02:13 AM
ekdikeo4    [TotalFark]  
I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.

04 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
Sir Cumference the Flatulent    [TotalFark]  
I'd be shooting dust at that point.

04 Nov 2012 06:14 AM
dugitman    [TotalFark]  

ekdikeo4: I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.


Not sure why I want to explore this but:
 
Are you saying you rubbed one off 8 times and got laid 9 times in one day a different time? I mean- I know those Canadian girls get really amorous when they're visiting Niagara Falls but still...

04 Nov 2012 07:34 AM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
So... what? His penis doesn't work very well? That's too bad. They have some magic pills that should fix his erectile dysfunction.

04 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Remember, Junior, to give a firm handshake at the start of the job interview.

04 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
markfara     
BEIJING, China - "Sex addiction" is a subject that often prompts ribaldry rather than sympathy, especially if a Hollywood star is involved. For many people it's the butt of crude jokes. . . .

That's as far as I got.

04 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
PonceAlyosha     
Look at him, look at him and laugh!

04 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
LordOfThePings     
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04 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
Nick Nostril     
Ummmm, ouch?

04 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
Nick Nostril     
Also: 21 is a little young to be preparing for married life.

04 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

ekdikeo4: I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.


Pfft. I used to do it 10 times a day. I was all set to get out of the Marines, just waiting for my papers to clear division, when I was KIA.

04 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
spickus     

dittybopper: ekdikeo4: I did 8 in a day once, when I was a little younger than that. Actually got some 9 times in one day, once, when I was a little younger than that, too. I'd probably be able to repeat it, if I hadn't gone totally out of shape from being a desk jockey the last few years. Although I'm sure I'd have to actually sleep several times between now.

Pfft. I used to do it 10 times a day. I was all set to get out of the Marines, just waiting for my papers to clear division, when I was KIA.


Is that you Handjob?

04 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
Soonerpsycho     
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04 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
filter     
I'm too homophobic to jack off.

04 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
ZekeMacNeil    [TotalFark]  

markfara: BEIJING, China - "Sex addiction" is a subject that often prompts ribaldry rather than sympathy, especially if a Hollywood star is involved. For many people it's the butt of crude jokes. . . .

That's as far as I got.


TL; DR

04 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
that's what amphetamines do. i bet he is on drugs.

04 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
Robert1966     
21? That doesn't make him a sex addict; it makes him a late bloomer.

04 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
Bedstead Polisher     
Poor kid probably just needs to see a psychologist. I didn't read the whole article but it sounds like he's struggling with his urges and societal/religious ideas about suppressing physical urges.

04 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
sweet-daddy-2     
These kids must not have access to FARK.
/Or China has it's own version of The Onion.

04 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
ChromoSomes     
Byline FTA: By Yang Wanli and Tang Yue

That second writer's parents must have been devoted fans of Elvis.

04 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
Ow My Balls     
We've come a long way (har har) from pre-Alfred Kinsey times, but there's still that nagging puritan element of sex shame that lurks in our culture. I like to think that someday that shame will be 100% eradicated, and future generations will look back at the 20th century and before and scoff at the fact that oral sex was ever illegal, etc. I'd like to see sex and its accompanying acts hopefully openly celebrated for all the good it can and does do.

The guy in the article, ashamed though he might be of touching his Naughty Parts, is probably not going to get prostate cancer.

04 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
Probably didn't help the slanty eyes a bit either.

04 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
KrispyKritter     
i had the sex drive of a 13 yr old until i was finally diagnosed and medicated at age 38. some mental illness comes with a side order of extremely randy. even now that i'm a very old fat fark on a cocktail of meds i can pop my cork 5 times in one day.

04 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
halloran     
Hey Tang keep your 手 off your wang.

Tang Yue, Tang Yue very much.

04 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
Fista-Phobia     

Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 800x492]


Came for that, leaving satisfied.

04 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
Mr. Shabooboo     
No more yankee my wankee..The Donger need food...

04 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
beachboy     
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04 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
Ghost Roach     

Fista-Phobia: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 800x492]

Came for that, leaving satisfied.


Puns intended?

04 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
Fear_and_Loathing    [TotalFark]  
Oh Chap!

04 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
beachboy     
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04 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
Psycat     
I think my max is 5 or 6 in one day. Heck, getting into a relationship with a woman actually means less sex...

/i've also had a vasectomy and don't have any STDs
//i'm about as close to a sexual free lunch as possible
///not that any Farkettes in the Twin Cities area would ever take advantage of that

04 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
davin    [TotalFark]  
The penis is a remarkable organ. Out its the only one that can be jerked off and yet still remain attached.

04 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
wambu     
If it were seven time an hour, maybe.

/and we would salute you, sir

04 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
JackieRabbit     
The colored boys call this "sellin' wolf tickets."

04 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin    [TotalFark]  
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/unimpressed

04 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
orclover     
7? Thats sex addiction? I thought it was just being a young man. Hell take away basic cable away from a young man and he might bring it down to 7.

04 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
Bhruic     
Leaving aside how much you have to masturbate in a day to qualify, dude, according to the article, "made love almost every day" to his girlfriend. Almost every day, of course, meaning less than every day. There's no farking way you qualify as a "sex addict" if you're fine with not even having sex every day.

04 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
MBA Whore     
It is impossible to do it more than 3 times a day. You simply run out of "stuff" and it actually starts to hurt.

I am a man therefore I know. This is basic science.

All you people saying "I did it 5 times in one day" are posers!

The penis simply isn't designed to take that kind of a beating.

04 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
NBSV     
Is it a sex addiction or masturbation addiction. Sex generally requires at least one other person.

The guy sounds like he needs some help from a sex friendly psychologist. And possibly some stock in lotion and tissues.

04 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
JackieRabbit     

NBSV: Is it a sex addiction or masturbation addiction. Sex generally requires at least one other person.

The guy sounds like he needs some help from a sex friendly psychologist. And possibly some stock in lotion and tissues.


If you are tugging it, you are having sex -- with yourself.

/there is no such thing as "sex addiction"

04 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
Fista-Phobia     

Ghost Roach: Fista-Phobia: Soonerpsycho: [i.imgur.com image 800x492]

Came for that, leaving satisfied.

Puns intended?


A twofer!

04 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
Fear_and_Loathing    [TotalFark]  

NBSV: Is it a sex addiction or masturbation addiction. Sex generally requires at least one other person.

The guy sounds like he needs some help from a sex friendly psychologist. And possibly some stock in lotion and tissues.


Lol.

04 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
walkerhound     
sex addict...masturbates...

No offense, but you're doing it wrong. I've had sex greater than 15 times in a day, but I haven't masturbated more than a few times a day. I must not be a sex addict.

04 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
onomatopoeon     
Oblig:

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04 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
safeinsane     
Poor kittehs.

04 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Psycat     

walkerhound: I've had sex greater than 15 times in a day, but I haven't masturbated more than a few times a day. I must not be a sex addict.


Sure, and I'm George Washington...if you're going to bullshiat, try to come up with something plausible sounding...

04 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute     
FTFA:

the maniac masturbation returned

lol

04 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
bwilson27     
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Thirteen times, if you include ghost loads.

04 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
DonQuixote314159     

safeinsane: Poor kittehs.


What a catastrophe.

04 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
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