Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?

I had one trick or treater this year. It was a buddy of my roommate and his daughter. I didn't have any candy so Dad got a beer.

Arthur Jumbles: Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?

This

/yes it's expensive enough not to just give away
//imagine he must have cut the shiat outta it
///hell of a drug

This Halloween candy smells great!

2 costume night.

/Maybe 3.

This Halloween I didn't even get a roach.

I only gave out Snickers and Cadbury Scream Eggs, I feel like such a cheapskate now.

Probably thought, "man, why is my courier wearing that weird ass costume."

I'm beginning to remember where my name came from

/I'm told that I was in highschool for five years

What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.

This has the makings of a "Best Halloween EVER" article for High Times.

i know some kids that just lost their love for pixie sticks

I got a rock. 

/whole new meaning.

lenfromak:

One and done!

Parents need to firmly tell their children that shouting "Crack or treat!" when a person opens their door is wrong.

If this was in the US they would have followed the kids home and looted the place of property. Clearly the ten year old is running a crack empire if he has a baggie in his trick or treat pillowcase.

remember it's only legal if it's coated with high fructose corn syrup

Arthur Jumbles: Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?

The first hit's always free.

I just gave out Skittles and bullet-proof vests.

Wrote a song about it.

FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

Tax Boy: [angryfarkingrant.com image 280x210]

(breaks out guitar and starts playing I'm just a rock and roll clown)

LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

Bath salts, on the other hand...

LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

but they're hyper when they're craving sugar. therefore it makes kids hyper.

Ed Finnerty: LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

Bath salts, on the other hand...

Kids are always trying to eat your face already, so how can you tell the difference?

/they should get off my lawn, with their moaning and bleeding everywhere

Mommy! This candy tastes bad and I can't feel my mouth anymore!

Viral marketing.

jaktripper: What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.

I know, right? They're far too young to appreciate it.

Who can make the sun rise?

Was it one of these guys?

jaktripper: What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.

THIS!

FatherChaos: [www.starscolor.com image 850x573]

Wrote a song about it.
sp. JJ Cale

What a terrible headline. No use of 'nose candy'? Come on.

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 300x187]
I got a rock. 

/whole new meaning.

LOL

FatherChaos: Wrote a song about it.

Eddie Van Halen?