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   Police charge UK man with giving children cocaine for Halloween. And you thought kids on a Halloween candy sugar high were bad

04 Nov 2012 10:12 AM   |   4254 clicks   |   CNN
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lenfromak    [TotalFark]  
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04 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
Arthur Jumbles     
Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?

04 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
I had one trick or treater this year. It was a buddy of my roommate and his daughter. I didn't have any candy so Dad got a beer.

04 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Tax Boy     
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04 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
ani23     

Arthur Jumbles: Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?


This

/yes it's expensive enough not to just give away
//imagine he must have cut the shiat outta it
///hell of a drug

04 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
Godscrack     
This Halloween candy smells great!

04 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
ZeroCorpse     
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04 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
Betep     
2 costume night.

/Maybe 3.

04 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
skinink     
This Halloween I didn't even get a roach.

04 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
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04 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
Alleyoop     
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04 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
I only gave out Snickers and Cadbury Scream Eggs, I feel like such a cheapskate now.

04 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
Kanemano     
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04 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Gormenghast     
Probably thought, "man, why is my courier wearing that weird ass costume."

04 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
Ghost Roach     
I'm beginning to remember where my name came from

/I'm told that I was in highschool for five years

04 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
jaktripper     
What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.

04 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
This has the makings of a "Best Halloween EVER" article for High Times.

04 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
ShobuZukuri     
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04 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
KrispyKritter     
i know some kids that just lost their love for pixie sticks

04 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
FloydA     
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I got a rock. 

/whole new meaning.

04 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
Aikidogamer     

lenfromak:


One and done!

04 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
Snarfangel     
Parents need to firmly tell their children that shouting "Crack or treat!" when a person opens their door is wrong.

04 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
Aikidogamer     
If this was in the US they would have followed the kids home and looted the place of property. Clearly the ten year old is running a crack empire if he has a baggie in his trick or treat pillowcase.

04 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
remember it's only legal if it's coated with high fructose corn syrup
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04 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
groverpm     

Arthur Jumbles: Is cocaine still expensive? What actually was the point of doing that?


The first hit's always free.

04 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
ComaToast     
I just gave out Skittles and bullet-proof vests.

04 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
FatherChaos     
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Wrote a song about it.

04 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
LavenderWolf     
FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

04 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
Oldiron_79     
Tax Boy: [angryfarkingrant.com image 280x210]

(breaks out guitar and starts playing I'm just a rock and roll clown)

04 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
Ed Finnerty     

LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.


Bath salts, on the other hand...

04 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.


but they're hyper when they're craving sugar. therefore it makes kids hyper.

04 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
Theaetetus     

Ed Finnerty: LavenderWolf: FYI Sugar doesn't make kids hyper. At all.

/It makes some kids sleepy in fact.

Bath salts, on the other hand...


Kids are always trying to eat your face already, so how can you tell the difference?

/they should get off my lawn, with their moaning and bleeding everywhere

04 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
instantkarma78     
Mommy! This candy tastes bad and I can't feel my mouth anymore!

04 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
SDRR     
Viral marketing.

04 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
Mega Steve     

jaktripper: What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.


I know, right? They're far too young to appreciate it.

04 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
MikeMc     
Who can make the sun rise?

Was it one of these guys?

04 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
dopekitty74     

jaktripper: What kind of an idiot would waste perfectly good cocaine on a bunch of snot nosed kids.


THIS!

04 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
TheOtherDub     

FatherChaos: [www.starscolor.com image 850x573]

Wrote a song about it.

sp. JJ Cale

04 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
ParagonComplex     
What a terrible headline. No use of 'nose candy'? Come on.

04 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
jigger     

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 300x187]
I got a rock. 

/whole new meaning.


LOL

04 Nov 2012 10:15 PM
Godscrack     

FatherChaos: Wrote a song about it.


Eddie Van Halen?

04 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
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