Drunk this early in the morning on a Sunday, subby? Tsk.

And not a single woman was in attendance of a thousand.

kimwim: And not a single woman was in attendance of a thousand.

Well, dinner ain't gonna cook itself!

I think the Vatican should select their next Pope via Bingo game.

ToxicMunkee: I think the Vatican should select their next Pope via Bingo game.

I favor a Thunderdome approach.

St_Francis_P: ToxicMunkee: I think the Vatican should select their next Pope via Bingo game.

I favor a Thunderdome approach.

We don't need another hero.

How is the boy altered, Subby?

You can tell us. This is a safe thread.

In Egypt an old priest blindfolds a young alter boy and tells the boy select a ball.

Big deal. Priests have been doing that to altar boys for years.

"alter"
"tells the boy select a ball"
"the old man gently grasps the ball tells"
"congreation"

christ that is one f*cked up headline subby

/no wonder it went green
//english, subby... get some

So, not much different than how we elect our Presidents then?

St_Francis_P: ToxicMunkee: I think the Vatican should select their next Pope via Bingo game.

I favor a Thunderdome approach.

2 cardinals enter; 1cardinal leaves?

LAUGHTER OL what the trainwreck of the English language of the headline of this! Although from what has been heard by me I will say that this is quite in the line of what happens in the Roman Catholic Church also as I have heard that they do the freezing of the ball upon which they wish for the boy to do the selection of. This is the way in which the Jesuits have done this for many years.

Subby: In Egypt an old priest blindfolds a young alter boy

Is he made out of Splenda? 

/altar

Egyptian priest?

Unavailable for comment:

Something something copt a feel

Simpsons already did it

/pickled eggs FTW

TFA was not what I was expecting.

I'm gaga over the Optic Church...

No comment.

The priest was wearing a muchroom cap.

..also the plot for Lone Wolf and Cub, and/or Shogun Assassin.

/made me think of this

I'm from a Greek offshoot of the Coptic Church. We're the Heli-coptics.

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL what the trainwreck of the English language of the headline of this! Although from what has been heard by me I will say that this is quite in the line of what happens in the Roman Catholic Church also as I have heard that they do the freezing of the ball upon which they wish for the boy to do the selection of. This is the way in which the Jesuits have done this for many years.

"And the next Pope of the Coptic Church is... Patrick Ewing?!?!"

Let him gently grasp two balls, and let them hang well.

No wait that's the Catholics

That's not the first Priest's ball an alter boy has grasped.

Pope, altar boy, balls, hands.

That headline had scandal written all over it.

Objection- this is the plot of Kung Fu Panda.

This sounds better than the method the Roman Catholic chooses its pope.

Who knew Touchdown Jesus was a Coptic creation?



Roman officials penalized him for excessive celebration

lol they cleaned up the headline

"alter boy?"

They let a castrato select their pope?

That didn't look like "the will of god" so much as the bearded guy putting the ball he wanted in place and putting the boys hand over it.

Spell Check... it will make you it's biatch.

It's the oldest game in the book--good Copt, bad Copt.

cowgirl toffee: Spell Check... it will make you it's biatch.

I honestly can't tell if that was intentional.

GranoblasticMan: cowgirl toffee: Spell Check... it will make you it's biatch.

I honestly can't tell if that was intentional.

GOTDAMN YOU, SPELL CHECK!!!!

Yeah, just reach in here for your pope...

 

...he's already got his hat on.

Welcome to your Career Lottery Day!

Hmm... Messenger... Pope... Pipeworks....

/I got Pipeworks
//trade you for "Pope" 
///loved this movie, except for the absurdly rotten "Escape Adventure" sequence at the end
////not just give them a DOOR out through a tunnel, instead of a wildly complicated, perilous, irreversible aquatic roller coaster??
//and how did they start deep underground, go through apparently miles of steep downhill flume ride, go up a moderate staircase and somehow end up at the top of a hill far, far ABOVE Ember?  Which apparently doesn't have all that much solid rock capping it, because they could see down into it?

Well, at least it wasn't a UFIA and chosen by which knuckle he buried it into.

The kid with the blindfold on has to wear it for the rest of his life while he rides "master-blasted" onto the new Pope's back.



...only with more white and gold fabric of course.

I'm selecting myself as pope right now.

Approves.

da' lloyd works in strange ways. Strangeways, a prison in Manchester.

Blind folds, young boys. priests, balls. Yeah, I got a problem with that.

PHOTO OF THE PRIEST IN QUESTION:

Add some sacramental wine and you got yourself a party!

bingo the psych-o: The kid with the blindfold on has to wear it for the rest of his life while he rides "master-blasted" onto the new Pope's back.

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...only with more white and gold fabric of course.

Who run Coptictown?

It sounds like so much of the priesthood relies on little boys playing with adult balls.