"I remember hating you for loving me"

They're menaces on the road, what with their size 1/8 of my SUV. The real person in danger is the car driver

No, please stay the fark out. We have enough of you hipster scum riding your fixies around already.

Antisemite: The Jews are responsible for the world's suffering.
Jew: And also the bicyclists.
Antisemite: Why the bicyclists?
Jew: Why the Jews?
-- Jewish joke

LOL

Why do Europeans all seem to ride those old-fashioned sit upright bikes with full fenders? They look like they'd weigh 75 pounds.

/maybe that's why they're all skinny

Berlin. Sprockets. Coincidence?

Another anti-bike thread? wh ynot pick on somebody else, Fark? Nuns? People who volunteer with the elederly? handicapped people scooping all the best parking spots? Give me a break already.

HulkHands: They're menaces on the road, what with their size 1/8 of my SUV. The real person in danger is the car driver

Small children weigh less than an adult bicyclist - but I'm not sure having them playing in the street is good for anyone involved.

Joak: Another anti-bike thread? wh ynot pick on somebody else, Fark? Nuns? People who volunteer with the elederly? handicapped people scooping all the best parking spots? Give me a break already.

Fatties are always an option as well

Two Dogs Farking: No, please stay the fark out. We have enough of you hipster scum riding your fixies around already.

You sound Kartoffelkloesse.

Screw you submitter.

God forbid you keep your eyes on the road while applying mascara, subby.

Haters gonna hate

Fark You Subby. I'll ride my bike whenever I want.

In socialist Berlin, bicycle rides you!

Denmark is the danish capital of the world. So could all the fat arsed pastry eating chair jockeys move there? Yeaaaaa thanks.

Oh, and this.

Good, the bikers can all go to Berlin and run red lights and ride on sidewalks there. I won't miss 'em

OP sounds fat

How about everyone follows the farking rules of the road. Stop driving your urban assault vehicle like an obtuse moran. Stop riding your bike like your a farking god.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs, signal turns, and give right aways to those who deserve right aways.

Grow up, drivers (fatmitter) and cyclists.

Ik wil mijn fiets terug!

cmb53208: Good, the bikers can all go to Berlin and run red lights and ride on sidewalks there. I won't miss 'em

Or you could pressure the police to do their job and cite these people.

Joak: Another anti-bike thread? wh ynot pick on somebody else, Fark? Nuns? People who volunteer with the elederly? handicapped people scooping all the best parking spots? Give me a break already.

Let's see...Fark, Nuns, Handi's, and volunteers for the Elderly. None of which flip me off when I yell at them when they run a red light on purpose or cut between lanes because they don't think traffic laws apply to them.

Use different examples, cuz you ain't a farkin saint.

AssAsInAssassin: Antisemite: The Jews are responsible for the world's suffering.
Jew: And also the bicyclists.
Antisemite: Why the bicyclists?
Jew: Why the Jews?
-- Jewish joke

Dude, I'm southern enough to have been invited to a Klan meeting (no I didn't go) and I almost never hear anyone hate on Jewish people. Have you actually heard someone place the blame for all the world's problems on Jewish folks?

That would be a level of racism I have never seen; and if you knew my grandmother you would know how nutso it would have to be to take the gold.

thebpem: EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs

Nobody stops at stop signs. The crybabies only notice the bikes, though.

Hilarious caption.

EdNortonsTwin: Denmark is the danish capital of the world. So could all the fat arsed pastry eating chair jockeys move there? Yeaaaaa thanks.

I would do that in a heartbeat if I could work in English (well, to start anyway)

/mmmm....danish.

HortusMatris: Oh, and this.

I see my work here has been done. carry on.

That's 'cause German bicyclists don't put up with any crap...

How many drivers even know hand signals anymore? Everytime I use them they look at me like I gave them the finger.

Motorists never run stop signs!

I'm already there.

/and my bicycle is my main form of transportation.
// riding around the Grunewald forest is nice exercise

I'm generally OK with bicyclists, but I almost flattened one the other night. There seems to be a trend of guys riding bicycles without lights or reflectors at night whilst wearing dark clothes, at least around here.

You know who else wanted to move to Berlin?

/I don't actually have anything to add to this thread.

jaytkay: thebpem: EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs

Nobody stops at stop signs. The crybabies only notice the bikes, though.

This has gotten so bad that I've noticed some people at four way stops think you're yielding the right of way to them by coming to a complete stop, rather than rolling through. No jackass, I stop, then you stop, then I go (because I was there first) then you go.

EdNortonsTwin: Denmark is the danish capital of the world. So could all the fat arsed pastry eating chair jockeys move there? Yeaaaaa thanks.

Actually, there are bike paths all over Copenhagen, and most people ride bikes or walk. It might have something to do with the 180% tax on new cars. (I think that's the right number)

Turns out I might have something to contribute to this thread.

mark12A: That's 'cause German bicyclists don't put up with any crap.

Oh, yeah?

Jew biker gonna go nuclear on your ass

TuteTibiImperes: I'm generally OK with bicyclists, but I almost flattened one the other night. There seems to be a trend of guys riding bicycles without lights or reflectors at night whilst wearing dark clothes, at least around here.

The silliest part of this is that good lighting for bicycles has never been more readily available or affordable than it is now. The LED lights kick ass, both for seeing, and being seen.

And the bicyclists in Berlin are just as aggressive as they are here. I know, I've seen them riding around, and even though they have the bike paths, the riders will not stay in them. The worst was walking to the Victory Column up Straße des 17. Juni, and having rider after rider speeding toward me on the pedestrian side of the sidewalk.

Bicycle Rights!

Link

Alas, my days of terrorizing the streets of Philly on my bicycle configured for day/night, all weather urban assault are over, since I'm retiring in the spring. It was a good 12 year, 19,000 mile run...

Repo Man: TuteTibiImperes: I'm generally OK with bicyclists, but I almost flattened one the other night. There seems to be a trend of guys riding bicycles without lights or reflectors at night whilst wearing dark clothes, at least around here.

The silliest part of this is that good lighting for bicycles has never been more readily available or affordable than it is now. The LED lights kick ass, both for seeing, and being seen.

THIS!
I use a $10 led flashiate now and can see as well as the $350 night sun unit I used in the 90's

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thebpem: How about everyone follows the farking rules of the road. Stop driving your urban assault vehicle like an obtuse moran. Stop riding your bike like your a farking god.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs, signal turns, and give right aways to those who deserve right aways.

Grow up, drivers (fatmitter) and cyclists.

"right away"?

luktti: How many drivers even know hand signals anymore? Everytime I use them they look at me like I gave them the finger.

Around here (Nebraska) they seem to know what they mean pretty well but usually respond by leaning on their horn and yelling "get off the road!" at the most polite.

Most drivers follow this display by plowing through a cross walk or around a corner with no attention paid to any pedestrians or cyclists trying to cross, completely validating my decision to be in the road where they can see me well enough to yell rude things.

jaytkay: thebpem: EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs

Nobody stops at stop signs. The crybabies only notice the bikes, though.

I live in the suburbs with lots of drivers of all sorts....the worst drivers who run the stop signs all the time.....soccer moms.

thebpem: How about everyone follows the farking rules of the road. Stop driving your urban assault vehicle like an obtuse moran. Stop riding your bike like your a farking god.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs, signal turns, and give right aways to those who deserve right aways.

Grow up, drivers (fatmitter) and cyclists.

Ok, I'll bite. WTF is a right aways?