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   Berlin is safest city to be a bicyclist. So could all you bicyclists move there? Thanks

04 Nov 2012 01:41 PM   |   1803 clicks   |   BBC
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Because People in power are Stupid     
"I remember hating you for loving me"

04 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Rusty Shackleford    [TotalFark]  
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04 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
HulkHands    [TotalFark]  
They're menaces on the road, what with their size 1/8 of my SUV. The real person in danger is the car driver

04 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Two Dogs Farking    [TotalFark]  
No, please stay the fark out. We have enough of you hipster scum riding your fixies around already.

04 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
AssAsInAssassin     
Antisemite: The Jews are responsible for the world's suffering.
Jew: And also the bicyclists.
Antisemite: Why the bicyclists?
Jew: Why the Jews?
-- Jewish joke

04 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
skankboy     
LOL

04 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
Nick Nostril     
Why do Europeans all seem to ride those old-fashioned sit upright bikes with full fenders? They look like they'd weigh 75 pounds.

/maybe that's why they're all skinny

04 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
BitwiseShift     
Berlin. Sprockets. Coincidence?

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04 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
Joak     
Another anti-bike thread? wh ynot pick on somebody else, Fark? Nuns? People who volunteer with the elederly? handicapped people scooping all the best parking spots? Give me a break already.

04 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
Fark_Guy_Rob     

HulkHands: They're menaces on the road, what with their size 1/8 of my SUV. The real person in danger is the car driver


Small children weigh less than an adult bicyclist - but I'm not sure having them playing in the street is good for anyone involved.

04 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
Skyred     

Joak: Another anti-bike thread? wh ynot pick on somebody else, Fark? Nuns? People who volunteer with the elederly? handicapped people scooping all the best parking spots? Give me a break already.


Fatties are always an option as well

04 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
neenerist     

Two Dogs Farking: No, please stay the fark out. We have enough of you hipster scum riding your fixies around already.


You sound Kartoffelkloesse.

04 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
Repo Man     
Screw you submitter.

04 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
ShepTR     
God forbid you keep your eyes on the road while applying mascara, subby.

04 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
HortusMatris     
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Haters gonna hate

04 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
luktti     
Fark You Subby. I'll ride my bike whenever I want.

04 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
BeerGraduate     
In socialist Berlin, bicycle rides you!

04 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
EdNortonsTwin     
Denmark is the danish capital of the world. So could all the fat arsed pastry eating chair jockeys move there? Yeaaaaa thanks.

04 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
HortusMatris     
Oh, and this.

04 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
cmb53208     
Good, the bikers can all go to Berlin and run red lights and ride on sidewalks there. I won't miss 'em

04 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
TanSau     
OP sounds fat

04 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
thebpem     
How about everyone follows the farking rules of the road. Stop driving your urban assault vehicle like an obtuse moran. Stop riding your bike like your a farking god.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs, signal turns, and give right aways to those who deserve right aways.

Grow up, drivers (fatmitter) and cyclists.

04 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
Ik wil mijn fiets terug!

04 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
EdNortonsTwin     

cmb53208: Good, the bikers can all go to Berlin and run red lights and ride on sidewalks there. I won't miss 'em


Or you could pressure the police to do their job and cite these people.

04 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
Fade2black     

Joak: Another anti-bike thread? wh ynot pick on somebody else, Fark? Nuns? People who volunteer with the elederly? handicapped people scooping all the best parking spots? Give me a break already.


Let's see...Fark, Nuns, Handi's, and volunteers for the Elderly. None of which flip me off when I yell at them when they run a red light on purpose or cut between lanes because they don't think traffic laws apply to them.

Use different examples, cuz you ain't a farkin saint.

04 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  

AssAsInAssassin: Antisemite: The Jews are responsible for the world's suffering.
Jew: And also the bicyclists.
Antisemite: Why the bicyclists?
Jew: Why the Jews?
-- Jewish joke


Dude, I'm southern enough to have been invited to a Klan meeting (no I didn't go) and I almost never hear anyone hate on Jewish people. Have you actually heard someone place the blame for all the world's problems on Jewish folks?

That would be a level of racism I have never seen; and if you knew my grandmother you would know how nutso it would have to be to take the gold.

04 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
jaytkay     

thebpem: EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs


Nobody stops at stop signs. The crybabies only notice the bikes, though.

04 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
Proteios1     
Hilarious caption.

04 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
dumbobruni     

EdNortonsTwin: Denmark is the danish capital of the world. So could all the fat arsed pastry eating chair jockeys move there? Yeaaaaa thanks.


I would do that in a heartbeat if I could work in English (well, to start anyway)

/mmmm....danish.

04 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
Agent Smiths Laugh    [TotalFark]  

HortusMatris: Oh, and this.


I see my work here has been done. carry on.

04 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
mark12A     
That's 'cause German bicyclists don't put up with any crap...
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04 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
Red Shirt Blues    [TotalFark]  
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04 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
luktti     
How many drivers even know hand signals anymore? Everytime I use them they look at me like I gave them the finger.

04 Nov 2012 02:05 PM
Repo Man     

04 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
The Voice of Doom     
I'm already there.

/and my bicycle is my main form of transportation.
// riding around the Grunewald forest is nice exercise

04 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
I'm generally OK with bicyclists, but I almost flattened one the other night. There seems to be a trend of guys riding bicycles without lights or reflectors at night whilst wearing dark clothes, at least around here.

04 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     
You know who else wanted to move to Berlin?

/I don't actually have anything to add to this thread.

04 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
Repo Man     

jaytkay: thebpem: EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs

Nobody stops at stop signs. The crybabies only notice the bikes, though.


This has gotten so bad that I've noticed some people at four way stops think you're yielding the right of way to them by coming to a complete stop, rather than rolling through. No jackass, I stop, then you stop, then I go (because I was there first) then you go.

04 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     

EdNortonsTwin: Denmark is the danish capital of the world. So could all the fat arsed pastry eating chair jockeys move there? Yeaaaaa thanks.


Actually, there are bike paths all over Copenhagen, and most people ride bikes or walk. It might have something to do with the 180% tax on new cars. (I think that's the right number)

Turns out I might have something to contribute to this thread.

04 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
jaytkay     

mark12A: That's 'cause German bicyclists don't put up with any crap.


Oh, yeah?

Jew biker gonna go nuclear on your ass

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04 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
Repo Man     

TuteTibiImperes: I'm generally OK with bicyclists, but I almost flattened one the other night. There seems to be a trend of guys riding bicycles without lights or reflectors at night whilst wearing dark clothes, at least around here.


The silliest part of this is that good lighting for bicycles has never been more readily available or affordable than it is now. The LED lights kick ass, both for seeing, and being seen.

04 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
skinink     
And the bicyclists in Berlin are just as aggressive as they are here. I know, I've seen them riding around, and even though they have the bike paths, the riders will not stay in them. The worst was walking to the Victory Column up Straße des 17. Juni, and having rider after rider speeding toward me on the pedestrian side of the sidewalk.

04 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
Evenbiggerknickers     
Bicycle Rights!

Link

04 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
mark12A     
Alas, my days of terrorizing the streets of Philly on my bicycle configured for day/night, all weather urban assault are over, since I'm retiring in the spring. It was a good 12 year, 19,000 mile run...

04 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
stirfrybry     

Repo Man: TuteTibiImperes: I'm generally OK with bicyclists, but I almost flattened one the other night. There seems to be a trend of guys riding bicycles without lights or reflectors at night whilst wearing dark clothes, at least around here.

The silliest part of this is that good lighting for bicycles has never been more readily available or affordable than it is now. The LED lights kick ass, both for seeing, and being seen.


THIS!
I use a $10 led flashiate now and can see as well as the $350 night sun unit I used in the 90's

04 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
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04 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     

thebpem: How about everyone follows the farking rules of the road. Stop driving your urban assault vehicle like an obtuse moran. Stop riding your bike like your a farking god.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs, signal turns, and give right aways to those who deserve right aways.

Grow up, drivers (fatmitter) and cyclists.


"right away"?

04 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
wingedkat     

luktti: How many drivers even know hand signals anymore? Everytime I use them they look at me like I gave them the finger.


Around here (Nebraska) they seem to know what they mean pretty well but usually respond by leaning on their horn and yelling "get off the road!" at the most polite.

Most drivers follow this display by plowing through a cross walk or around a corner with no attention paid to any pedestrians or cyclists trying to cross, completely validating my decision to be in the road where they can see me well enough to yell rude things.

04 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
OhioUGrad     

jaytkay: thebpem: EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs

Nobody stops at stop signs. The crybabies only notice the bikes, though.


I live in the suburbs with lots of drivers of all sorts....the worst drivers who run the stop signs all the time.....soccer moms.

04 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
YouSirAreAMaroon     

thebpem: How about everyone follows the farking rules of the road. Stop driving your urban assault vehicle like an obtuse moran. Stop riding your bike like your a farking god.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO: Stop at stop signs, signal turns, and give right aways to those who deserve right aways.

Grow up, drivers (fatmitter) and cyclists.


Ok, I'll bite. WTF is a right aways?

04 Nov 2012 02:21 PM
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