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wambu     
Looking forward to this season's Thong Bowl.

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04 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
Do you like football? Do you like nachos?

04 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
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Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.

04 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  

Benevolent Misanthrope: There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


"Yes. Yes there are." 
www.eonline.com

04 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  

04 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  
How the hell did I do that ?

04 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
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MayContainHorseGluten     
Do you like old sweaty creepy guys with binoculars staring at you without tipping you?

04 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
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Knucklepopper     

One Bad Apple: How the hell did I do that ?


That's what happens when you type with your dick.

04 Nov 2012 03:49 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
the field is supposed to be muddy and there should be 1/4 kegs every 10 feet in the stands.

04 Nov 2012 03:50 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
Not really. Yes. I've got one, thanks.

04 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


As a straight woman who doesn't mind ogling titties in their underwear...

I'll be in my bunk.

04 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
Now, if we could unlock the hockey season....

04 Nov 2012 03:57 PM
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Skyred     

Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football.



Are you sure you're into women?

04 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
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The more you eat the more you fart     

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.



Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.

04 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.

04 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
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The more you eat the more you fart     

Skyred: Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football.


Are you sure you're into women?


Id actually prefer to watch women NOT in their underwear, and I'll ogle her titties when they're bouncing infront of my face.

so..yeah...underwear girls playing football is not the most efficient/best way to appreciate a pair of tits.

04 Nov 2012 04:03 PM
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The more you eat the more you fart     

HotWingAgenda: I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.



THIS I agree with. My cousin is a roller derby girl. 90% of her friends are SMOKING hot.

04 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
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Krieghund     

Benevolent Misanthrope: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


The Lingerie League scratches my post-apocalyptic fetish itch.

That and I gotta do something to do between 'baitin.

04 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
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Cymbal     

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Serious question.

What percentage of lesbians do you think like their partner to use dildos/strap-ons on them? That scissoring must get old fast.

04 Nov 2012 04:14 PM
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ManRay     
I can't believe this is a thing. It sounds made up for a fictional TV show. .

04 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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theMightyRegeya     

The more you eat the more you fart: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.


Same here. The whole lingerie football thing is just weird. I'd rather have women in lingerie NOT playing football.

04 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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Cymbal     

theMightyRegeya: The more you eat the more you fart: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.

Same here. The whole lingerie football thing is just weird. I'd rather have women in lingerie NOT playing football.


It's because there is a chance of three things happening:

A) Hot cat fight
B) Nipple or twat slip
C) A resulting in B

04 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
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Gunny Walker     
I'm a hairy, fat guy. If there is ever a time that I don't look hot, all i have to do is walk around the building.

04 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
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starsrift     

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


The serious answer?
It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.

04 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
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Psycoholic_Slag     

One Bad Apple: Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.

EIP darling and thanks in advance


Soooo, you're into the flannel shirt, Birkenstock sandal wearing chubbys with the buzz cut hairdo types? 

NTTAWWT

04 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

starsrift: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.

The serious answer?
It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.


That's very sad and my mid-thirties brain wants to believe that it could possibly be the other way around.

/I know, I know... the titties

04 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
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starsrift     

CapeFearCadaver: starsrift: It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.

That's very sad and my mid-thirties brain wants to believe that it could possibly be the other way around.

/I know, I know... the titties


Well, most men will agree that quality is great. It's not that quality isn't appreciated... But hey, quantity!

04 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

starsrift: CapeFearCadaver: starsrift: It's evolutionary psychology at work. Men like quantity over quality.

That's very sad and my mid-thirties brain wants to believe that it could possibly be the other way around.

/I know, I know... the titties

Well, most men will agree that quality is great. It's not that quality isn't appreciated... But hey, quantity!


Multitude > than a couple... even if they're magnificent.

04 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  

Psycoholic_Slag:

Soooo, you're into the flannel shirt, Birkenstock sandal wearing chubbys with the buzz cut hairdo types? 



Don't judge me.

04 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
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The more you eat the more you fart     

theMightyRegeya: The more you eat the more you fart: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nowhere in that announcement was there any mention of football recognition, subby.

Participants are asked to have great tits and wear athletic gear, and arrive an hour before the session begins so we can ogle your tits. Applicants will be judged on agility, speed, strength and focus. And woo-HOO! TITTIES!

Seriously, guys - I'm a lesbian and all, but I have no idea why you like to watch girls in their underwear playing football. There are better ways to ogle titties, surely.


Actually, I agree with you, although I hate to admit it because...well...titties.

Same here. The whole lingerie football thing is just weird. I'd rather have women in lingerie NOT playing football.



Agreed. Especially if she's in my bedroom sitting in my lap. lol

04 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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Haliburton Cummings     
i50.tinypic.com

first thing that came to mind...

04 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
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Coyote Doyenne     
I think this would be an absolute hoot to try out for!

Alas, my age (48) and my health (asthma) would prevent me from doing so. Sigh.

Perhaps I shall just observe from the sideline...

/mmm
//cute girls

04 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
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LonMead     
While not especially interested in the game itself, I will cheerfully volunteer my services for the post-game rubdown.
www.nypost.com

04 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
l3.yimg.com

trendwire.com

04 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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MoronLessOff     

CapeFearCadaver: Not really. Yes. I've got one, thanks.


Please, go on...

04 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
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LonMead     

Primitive Screwhead: [l3.yimg.com image 630x355]
[trendwire.com image 633x346]


Remember, full-contact is the name of the game. Now, get in there, and GO DEEP!

04 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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MilkIt     

The more you eat the more you fart: HotWingAgenda: I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.


THIS I agree with. My cousin is a roller derby girl. 90% of her friends are SMOKING hot.


"Smoking hot" as in the way "Smoking hot" appears in Fark submissions? Or ACTUALLY smoking hot?

04 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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mr0x     
api.ning.com

Would this game have male cheerleaders?

04 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
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SnyderCat     

wambu: Looking forward to this season's Thong Bowl.

[i.imgur.com image 650x490]


Launched with a bang this morning...

It's another tequila sunrise....

04 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
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SnyderCat     

MilkIt: The more you eat the more you fart: HotWingAgenda: I say it's time to start nationally televising girls' roller derby.


THIS I agree with. My cousin is a roller derby girl. 90% of her friends are SMOKING hot.

"Smoking hot" as in the way "Smoking hot" appears in Fark submissions? Or ACTUALLY smoking hot?


Tonight, everything will be revealed.

04 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
Halftime in Seattle

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04 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
Crap wrong thread......

04 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
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Haliburton Cummings     
look at those hookers go!

04 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
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rockforever     

Haliburton Cummings: look at those hookers go!


You've been to shiatty hookers.

04 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
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SnyderCat     
Supermodel Cheerleaders FTW

Go 87 and 58..

match made in heaven.,....

or hell...

/lap seat

04 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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Spanky McStupid     

Primitive Screwhead: Crap wrong thread......


Not really - that works.

04 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
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Haliburton Cummings     

rockforever: Haliburton Cummings: look at those hookers go!

You've been to shiatty hookers.


huh?

0/10

04 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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Psycoholic_Slag     

One Bad Apple: Psycoholic_Slag:

Soooo, you're into the flannel shirt, Birkenstock sandal wearing chubbys with the buzz cut hairdo types? 



Don't judge me.



Naw, I'm just being the typical Fark smart-ass douche bag.

We cool.

04 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
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ShobuZukuri     
www.leragecomics.com

04 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
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DoctorCal    [TotalFark]  
How awesome is it that a 44 yr. old is trying out?

/could the dude be any more condescending to them?

04 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
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