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   Brawl involving 17 strippers led to a man being struck in the eye with a high heel shoe and aggravated assault charge being filed against the woman who police say had flung the footwear. Authorities say man may have permanent vision loss, hairy palms

04 Nov 2012 05:30 PM   |   7222 clicks   |   Austin News KXAN
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
Aught that was a good Tuesday.

04 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
i1079.photobucket.com

04 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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cig-mkr     
Try and explain that one with the wife.

04 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
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Mad Mark     

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.


Worse than getting a lap dance by the Glitter Girl.

04 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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Farksteron     
FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

04 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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Nick Nostril     
Jerry...Jerry...Jerrrrrryyyy!1

04 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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dforkus     
And here I am paying the escort service an extra fee to have my date beat the crap out of me..

04 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
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jaytkay     
The Aristocrats

04 Nov 2012 05:47 PM
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Mr. Potatoass     
As a veteran of at least a dozen epic strip club brawls, I'd like to thank subby for bringing back some old memories.

04 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
no no no, hold on. there is a place i can go and give money to see what i want but can't have, PLUS they are willing to maybe permanently disfigure me or have me lose vision in one eye? sweeeeet!

04 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
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limboslam    [TotalFark]  
Last sentence FTFA: The affidavit did not say give a reason for why the women were fighting.

Are editors first things to go during budget cuts at news organizations?

04 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
cdn.ifanboy.com

Wanted for questioning.

04 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
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Gifted Many Few     
The GMF thinks that this guy got what he deserves. You never...ever...get in the middle of a cat fight. No matter your intentions.

04 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
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loral     
Didn't this happen in Florida about 3 years ago??

04 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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GoodHomer     

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.


One of my favorite memories was being sternly warned by the bride-to-be of a friend to not take him to see strippers for his stag party.

We promptly took him to the local strip club and had the girls strip him down to his underwear and ride him around the stage like a horse while using his belt as a whip. For the next week, if he had to undress in front of his fiancee, he had to do it in the dark so she wouldn't see the welts on his ass.

/ah, the joys of youth

04 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er

04 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
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limboslam    [TotalFark]  
i486.photobucket.com
Does NOT approve.

04 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
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MurphyMurphy     
content8.flixster.com
/understand his pain

04 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
1.bp.blogspot.com

04 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
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skinink     
Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact, his bleeding eye is as red as a sun.
And a stripper in the corner, let no one ignore her 'cause she thinks she's the passionate one.

Oh, yeah!!! It was like lightning, everybody was frightening,
And the grind music was soothing, and they all started grooving.
Yeah, yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!

And the man at the back said watch out for attack and it turned into a strip club blitz!
And the girl in the corner said, Biatch, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a strip club blitz! 

Strip club blitz!

04 Nov 2012 06:05 PM
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Dahnkster     
alltainment.tmexports.com
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.

04 Nov 2012 06:05 PM
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gblive     
"Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind".

04 Nov 2012 06:09 PM
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Mega Steve     

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 279x320]
Does NOT approve.


At least he got a bj out of the deal

04 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
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skinink     

Dahnkster: [alltainment.tmexports.com image 480x720]
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.


I love strip clubs, but not the ones where the strippers are flashing gang signs. During a brawl, you might get hurt by something other than a stripper shoe.

04 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
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eas81     

Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything


Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.

04 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
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7th Son of a 7th Son     

Dahnkster: [alltainment.tmexports.com image 480x720]
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.


I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

04 Nov 2012 06:38 PM
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Christian Bale     

eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.



Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?

04 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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Erebus1954     

gblive: "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind".


Maybe just he will just keep doing it until he needs glasses.

04 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
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DoctorCal    [TotalFark]  

Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.


Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?


I think it means he likes his strippers from preschool through grade 10. SW Austin must be 'too old'.

04 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
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Onkel Buck     
Hit in the eye with a shoe? That could kill you!
i799.photobucket.com

04 Nov 2012 07:19 PM
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Buffalo77     
Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.


Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?


The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.

04 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
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Snapper Carr    [TotalFark]  
i1127.photobucket.com

Did he pick ice cream off the floor?

04 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
Proving once again that it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Primitive Screwhead: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x233]


This could either go with "Who throws a shoe" or Southwest Austin.

04 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     
So we don't know what the casus belli was?

04 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Who throws a shoe? Honestly! --Austin Powers
You're crazy! You're a crazy woman. You could put somebody's eye out! -- Kevin Meaney's Mother

04 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
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llevrok     
Just another Texas saturday night. Yee friggin' hawww.

04 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
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midnight_stray     
P-10 is one of the better strip clubs in Austin. Rick's Cabaret happens to be across the street but it's a dramatic change in the "talent".
Also if this club from the article is on Felter Ln i would say the marketing writes itself

04 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
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Pray 4 Mojo     
This article reminds me that I haven't been to Vegas in a couple months.

04 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  

Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything


Old hippies and Mexicans?

04 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
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robodog     

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.


Or, you could marry a woman who is not a controlling harpy and has no problem with you going out to the strip club...

/it's not like they're that rare, my wife is fine with it, best friends girl goes to the club with us as do a couple of my female coworkers

04 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
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HBK     

Buffalo77: The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.



XTC can be a lot of fun. So I hear.

04 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er


I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

i.imgur.com

04 Nov 2012 08:33 PM
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I May Be Crazy But...     

Buffalo77: When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.


Rough is relative, and what's so bad about southeast Austin? I grew up there... Oh. Gotcha.

04 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
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Coelacanth     

special20: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er

I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

[i.imgur.com image 507x334]


Long time ago here in Las Vegas, we had the Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club (Now Closed) and we had the Crazy Horse II where the Crazy Horse sent it's 'B Team'. Well there was a fire at the Crazy Horse II and the girls came running out of there in full daylight, probably for the first time in years.

After seeing the video for the first time, one of our local newsmen commented on TV, "Somebody needs to cull the herd."

04 Nov 2012 09:01 PM
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bmfderek     

Buffalo77: Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.


Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?

The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.


Is the Yellow Rose no longer around?

04 Nov 2012 09:05 PM
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Pray 4 Mojo     

Coelacanth: special20: TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er

I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

[i.imgur.com image 507x334]

Long time ago here in Las Vegas, we had the Crazy Horse Gentleman's Club (Now Closed) and we had the Crazy Horse II where the Crazy Horse sent it's 'B Team'. Well there was a fire at the Crazy Horse II and the girls came running out of there in full daylight, probably for the first time in years.

After seeing the video for the first time, one of our local newsmen commented on TV, "Somebody needs to cull the herd."


That's awesome.

Also... Crazy Horse III FTW.

04 Nov 2012 09:31 PM
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Ringo48     
That's gonna be a great story some day. "How'd you go blind?", "Well, imagine 17 angry strippers..."

04 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
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OgreMagi     

Ringo48: That's gonna be a great story some day. "How'd you go blind?", "Well, imagine 17 angry strippers..."


It's almost worth it. When it comes to CSB time, who's going to top your story?

04 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
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strutin     
What an ecdysiast may look like..

i83.photobucket.com

'you know who' should get a kick out of this pic of Little Egypt since she's quite fond of the Chicago 'Columbian' Exposition..:-)

/so hot...
//and miss ya..'tho not a stalker..:-)
virgule. 

as an aside..is it against the rules to post a pic of 'silver bikini girl' in threads such as this?

04 Nov 2012 10:38 PM
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TuteTibiImperes    [TotalFark]  

strutin: What an ecdysiast may look like..

[i83.photobucket.com image 518x631]

'you know who' should get a kick out of this pic of Little Egypt since she's quite fond of the Chicago 'Columbian' Exposition..:-)

/so hot...
//and miss ya..'tho not a stalker..:-)
virgule. 

as an aside..is it against the rules to post a pic of 'silver bikini girl' in threads such as this?


Always makes me think of this:

Link

Great song...

04 Nov 2012 11:42 PM
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