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   So Quidditch Pong is a thing, here are the rules

04 Nov 2012 06:16 PM   |   8098 clicks   |   Foodbeast
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Haliburton Cummings     
nerd core...


zzzzz

04 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
juhis     
i hate that a thing is a thing now

04 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
kidsizedcoffin     
So no emma watson ping pong ball trick?

04 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
ThatDarkFellow     
i hate that the idiots who write this shiat up get a sense of their own smug self satisfaction. As if what they're doing actually matters in the least. Look at the god damn profile at the bottom. "IM SUCH A CELEBRITY!".

04 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
urban.derelict     

kidsizedcoffin: So no emma watson ping pong ball trick?


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04 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
jaytkay     
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/ Obscure, sorry

04 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
Huntceet     
Nerd people problem.

04 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
laid back w/bud light     
Title should be "How to secure your virginity for life!"

04 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
titwrench     

jaytkay: / Obscure, sorry


43 man squamish is never obscure.

04 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
Dr. Horrible     
Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

04 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
Tom_Slick     
I prefer Calvin Ball Pong.

04 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
TheSwizz     
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Next up on the evolutionary schedule.

04 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
Mikeyworld     

titwrench: jaytkay: / Obscure, sorry

43 man squamish is never obscure.


I'm from Suquamish originally. We don't play this game...nor pong of any kind. When It comes time for drinkin', we don't play around.

04 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
Phaeon     
I was more intrigued by the expelliarmus shot. Heres the Link from the bottom of TFA

04 Nov 2012 08:10 PM
ladyfortuna     

Tom_Slick: I prefer Calvin Ball Pong.


I prefer Australian Rules Quiddich, myself.

04 Nov 2012 08:14 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.


If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.

04 Nov 2012 08:51 PM
shintochick     
If I had a few of the shots they mentioned in TFA I'd probably play with a nerd boy's snitch.

04 Nov 2012 08:54 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.


Unless they are in their late teens to early 20s (beer pong age) when all the females grew up on Harry Potter. I'm not going to play as a 30 year old, but it could fly as a 20 year old in college.

04 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
ladyfortuna     

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.


What if they're going to mortuary school? I'm willing to bet there is a copious amount of drinking for that one.

04 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

ladyfortuna: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.

What if they're going to mortuary school? I'm willing to bet there is a copious amount of drinking for that one.


Then they'd be playing formaldehyde pong...and what they'd be doing to that naked woman doesn't bear thinking about.

04 Nov 2012 09:10 PM
Skullduggery     

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.


All the girls of the Harry Potter generation are in their late teens-mid 20s now. I'd play and so would plenty of my female friends. However, how cute we are is a separate question

/We're cute

04 Nov 2012 09:26 PM
LOTN     

Skullduggery: Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.

All the girls of the Harry Potter generation are in their late teens-mid 20s now. I'd play and so would plenty of my female friends. However, how cute we are is a separate question

/We're cute


Hey, baby. This place is mugga-lame. Let's apparate out of hear and skip over to a little haunted shack I've got up in the woods. Listen, I picked up some magic mushrooms the other day, that'll blow, your, mind.

/ seriously, they do that
// doesn't hurt as much as it looks like it would

04 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Lligeret     

Gyrfalcon: Dr. Horrible: Come on, guys. If you had absolutely zero chance of ever seeing a real live woman naked, you'd be playing Quidditch Pong, too.

If they're playing Quiddich Pong, they for sure have no chance of seeing a real live (or dead) woman naked.



Ehh I am going with you are both wrong, really wrong. I can tell you that some of my friends will have this set up in the next few months when they see this and they will not be guys. Being part of the Harry Potter generation most of the women like Harry Potter, and a lot of the guys do but most of them would not care enough to set something like this up, and the ones that don't like Harry Potter will still play because ehh fark it beer and friends.


Harry Potter is not like most other nerdy things, a significant portion of females around my age (mid 20's) love this kind of thing...A LOT.

04 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
gays : harry potter :: pedos : Emma Watson

05 Nov 2012 10:11 AM
thecpt    [TotalFark]  
Hey old people. Girls my age (mid 20s) farking fawn over anything HP related. HP isn't basement dwelling nerdy and is main stream (can you believe that out of a best selling book and movie series?). I sent this link to girls and they replied that "it looks farking awesome." Guess who gets to party with none trashy drunk chicks! Also a hot girl wrote the article.

/I wrote rules for Call of Duty Pong which me and college friends still Bro out and play.

05 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
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