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TheHighlandHowler: This happened at a local deli, only the clear, spherical coffee pots were the culprit.
fusillade762: Burnsville fire officials say they've never heard of so-called firewater could become a fire starterI've heard alcohol could become make you drunk.
AbbeySomeone: This article is useless without identifying the brand of Vodka.
PhiloeBedoe: Oddly, the town used to be called Daterapeburg until they changed it at the start of the twentieth century. Seems they didn't want to tempt fate.
Mr. Potatoass: That's why I only drink dark liquor, from square, or rectangular bottles.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And you wonder why the sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 scares the hell out of me?
Smeggy Smurf: fusillade762: Burnsville fire officials say they've never heard of so-called firewater could become a fire starterI've heard alcohol could become make you drunk.That's a lie. The DHMO they cut the alcohol with is the poison effecting your mind.
doglover: Because it's immune to Kuriboh's keds.
caution: Where's the ironic tag? BURNsville?
Mister Peejay: I am assuming that the vodka itself didn't ignite, but rather sunlight shining through the bottles ignited a cardboard display.
GoldenEagle: caution: Where's the ironic tag? BURNsville?The high school mascot used to be the Braves. It was deemed offensive and they changed it to the Blaze. That year someone torched the high school.
ArcadianRefugee: Why would you keep liquor exposed to direct sunlight?
i upped my meds-up yours: one of hottest sellers on the floor got a little too toasty when the store was closed last Sunday.Sunday booze sales MUST be allowed in Minnesota to keep this tragedy from happening again.
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