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05 Nov 2012 04:24 AM   |   4062 clicks   |   Kansas City
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05 Nov 2012 04:31 AM
Dr.Zom     
I'm in Kansas City right now. I have not punched anybody in the face today.

/today

05 Nov 2012 04:32 AM
Biological Ali     
Please stop punching bus drivers in the face

never

05 Nov 2012 04:32 AM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Locally police are still looking for this woman who assaulted a bus driver.

05 Nov 2012 04:47 AM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
There are no good people in Kansas City.

This thread is a lie.

05 Nov 2012 04:51 AM
phrawgh     
Are you not entertained?

05 Nov 2012 05:00 AM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  

libranoelrose: There are no good people in Kansas City.

This thread is a lie.


I take that back.

Olly Gates.

05 Nov 2012 05:08 AM
theredsea1     
I want to say "experience diversity" but the driver handled himself well, so I guess "experience rapper culture." Thanks Hollywood!

05 Nov 2012 06:23 AM
Albert911emt     
A face's punchability is directly related to what city that face lives in. It's really quite simple.

05 Nov 2012 06:30 AM
Dr.Zom     

Bathia_Mapes: Locally police are still looking for this woman who assaulted a bus driver.



Thank you for introducing me to Yasmin Dar. Good lord that woman is attractive.

/you were saying something about a bus?

05 Nov 2012 06:31 AM
EyeHateOnlineIdiots     
I sense vibrancy

05 Nov 2012 06:41 AM
Dr.Mxyzptlk.     
"The most frequent conflict is about paying for fares, or use of transfers," said Cindy Baker, ATA spokeswoman

Perhaps the answer is along the lines of Obamacare ,the time has is now for Obamaride.
A single payer bus pass issued by the Federal Government.
This will help to remove the burdensome demands of the citizen having to deal with the myriad regulations of a thousand different transportation hubs and local governing entities

05 Nov 2012 06:54 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     
Its simply the people of KC disagreeing over Gates vs Author Byrants.


/ I love both
// I vist KC often and have never punched anyone.
/// Thou Cards fans visting the K have made me want to

05 Nov 2012 07:07 AM
ChuDogg     

theredsea1: I want to say "experience diversity" but the driver handled himself well, so I guess "experience rapper culture." Thanks Hollywood!


Racist asshole! Prepare to be anally enriched!

05 Nov 2012 07:36 AM
boogerwolf     
Wouldn't have happened in Cleveland

/"you going to jail now!!"

05 Nov 2012 07:45 AM
FeatheredSun     
Here in Dallas, you even touch a bus driver, you go away on felony assault.

Surely the same everywhere?

05 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
hej     
If we'd stop sending bus lines through the poor parts of town, things like this wouldn't happen.

05 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
kcfarker     

hej: If we'd stop sending bus lines through the poor parts of town, things like this wouldn't happen.


That won't help because the bus lines wouldn't have any passengers.

Give the bus drivers free MMA lessons and at least the 10:00 news would have more entertaining video to show.

05 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
Slaves2Darkness     
Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.

05 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
Dr.Zom     

Slaves2Darkness: Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


Dude, buy a map. And try not to be such an idiot, you're embarrassing your parents.

05 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
Joe Blowme     

Slaves2Darkness: Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


LOL, right. Obviously the perp in the video is a racist christain bigot, not a thug or anything like that. Just keepin it reelz

05 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
kcfarker     

Slaves2Darkness: Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


This coming from a state that has it's own Fark tag.

/Oh. And remind me to give a shiat when the next hurricane hits Florida.

05 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
PickledBoodah     
There a no buses in KC. The article is mistaken...

05 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     

Slaves2Darkness: Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


Wrong side of the state line

05 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
stevarooni    [TotalFark]  

Slaves2Darkness: Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


To your point, Kansas City was the birthplace of both Walt Disney and Robert A. Heinlein....

05 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
spidermilk     
Kansas City has:
1. Gates bbq
2. fancy outdoor shopping mall plus some other not-so-bad eating/bar district
3. cheap baseball games (unfortunately I'm one of the horrible, awful, rude Cardinals fans visiting KC mentioned above.are Cardinals fans really that bad?)

so all in all not so bad...

05 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
nein     
Have you seen how the Chiefs are doing? I'm a Chiefs fan (not in KC) and that makes me want to punch multiple people in the face.

05 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
tb tibbles     
This work jumped the SF Muni gates without paying fare and beat up the agent who tried to stop him. Police released the surveillance tape and someone turned him in. People here take a dim view over hitting anyone that's doing their job.

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2012/11/ 02/police-arrest-man-in-attack-o n -muni-station-agent/

05 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
sedric     
Detective littlejohn!

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05 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
99.998er     

Slaves2Darkness: Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansasinto a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


Dorothy, you are not in Missouri anymore.

05 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
Buckner     

nein: Have you seen how the Chiefs are doing? I'm a Chiefs fan (not in KC) and that makes me want to punch multiple people in the face.


Came here to say this. I bet it was a Pioli Punch™.

05 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     

Buckner: nein: Have you seen how the Chiefs are doing? I'm a Chiefs fan (not in KC) and that makes me want to punch multiple people in the face.

Came here to say this. I bet it was a Pioli Punch™.


A Clark Hunt haymaker ?

05 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
Smurfme     
I believe it's a black male, about 5'11", in his 30's or 40's. I hope that helps out.

05 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
Marine1     

Mid_mo_mad_man: Buckner: nein: Have you seen how the Chiefs are doing? I'm a Chiefs fan (not in KC) and that makes me want to punch multiple people in the face.

Came here to say this. I bet it was a Pioli Punch™.

A Clark Hunt haymaker ?


Clark Hunt can't make anything of worth.

Also, for the Farkers here who are considering a trip to the City of FountainsTM©, please do. I guarantee it's not in the same league as Omaha or Des Moines.

05 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
ski9600     

Bathia_Mapes: Locally police are still looking for this woman who assaulted a bus driver.


I'd hit her.

05 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
Okieboy     
If you're in KC, please take your punches to the nearest member you can find of the Westboro Baptist Church losers.

05 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Dr.Zom: Bathia_Mapes: Locally police are still looking for this woman who assaulted a bus driver.


Thank you for introducing me to Yasmin Dar. Good lord that woman is attractive.

/you were saying something about a bus?


Yasmin Dar is an actress and model too.

05 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
ReverendLoki     

Okieboy: If you're in KC, please take your punches to the nearest member you can find of the Westboro Baptist Church losers.


That's a little ways down I-70 in Topeka, but point well taken.

spidermilk: Kansas City has:
1. Gates bbq
2. fancy outdoor shopping mall plus some other not-so-bad eating/bar district
3. cheap baseball games (unfortunately I'm one of the horrible, awful, rude Cardinals fans visiting KC mentioned above.are Cardinals fans really that bad?)

so all in all not so bad...


Hit the Nelson Atkins art museum if you get a chance. It has a great collection. Seriously.

And there's a third corporate driven eating bar district now, too, but skip it and just go to restaurant row on 39th.

/Drives past the shell that was Laugh A Gram studios twice a day weekdays

05 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
NExD     
Really? Gates BBQ? I only go there on a sunday, when desperate, because Oklahoma Joes is closed. Some of the worst BBQ in KC.

05 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
ReverendLoki     

NExD: Really? Gates BBQ? I only go there on a sunday, when desperate, because Oklahoma Joes is closed. Some of the worst BBQ in KC.


Man, and I think we had gone almost a whole week without a thread turning into a BBQ turf war....

05 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
spidermilk     

ReverendLoki: Okieboy: If you're in KC, please take your punches to the nearest member you can find of the Westboro Baptist Church losers.

That's a little ways down I-70 in Topeka, but point well taken.

spidermilk: Kansas City has:
1. Gates bbq
2. fancy outdoor shopping mall plus some other not-so-bad eating/bar district
3. cheap baseball games (unfortunately I'm one of the horrible, awful, rude Cardinals fans visiting KC mentioned above.are Cardinals fans really that bad?)

so all in all not so bad...

Hit the Nelson Atkins art museum if you get a chance. It has a great collection. Seriously.

And there's a third corporate driven eating bar district now, too, but skip it and just go to restaurant row on 39th.

/Drives past the shell that was Laugh A Gram studios twice a day weekdays


I have been there and I did enjoy it! Honestly, there are plenty of fun things to do in KC. There are always complainers complaining about how lame a city is and how there is no good food and nothing good to do. In realty though, only boring people get bored.

05 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
spidermilk     

spidermilk: realty


REALITY.

05 Nov 2012 07:16 PM
hej     

Slaves2Darkness: Subby, your premise is flawed. There are no good people in Kansas. They are all anti-intellectual hatefilled Christian bigots. Each and everyone, if we or someone else turned Kansas into a radioactive wasteland, not much would be lost.


This happened in Kansas City, Missouri.

05 Nov 2012 08:12 PM
DownDaRiver     
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06 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
kcfarker     

ReverendLoki: NExD: Really? Gates BBQ? I only go there on a sunday, when desperate, because Oklahoma Joes is closed. Some of the worst BBQ in KC.

Man, and I think we had gone almost a whole week without a thread turning into a BBQ turf war....


/Steps out and throws a Jack Stack, then runs back into my bunker.

06 Nov 2012 08:02 AM
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