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   Legoland roller coaster gets stuck at the top of a slope in the middle of a storm. Riders shiat bricks

05 Nov 2012 10:49 AM   |   9916 clicks   |   Relax
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
They could have repaired the coaster but were fresh out of Technic Angular Beams.

05 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
Treygreen13     
Possible Malaysia trifecta?

05 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
HighZoolander     
Oh I say, good show subby!

05 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
kid_icarus     
"However to our relief, we saw technicians guiding passengers to safety via the emergency rescue platform."

...during a storm. Shiatting bricks indeed.

05 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
ChipNASA     
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/oblig

05 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Alfunk     
come se dice "waa waa"

05 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
PsyLord     
Efforts to loosen the cart was hampered when they couldn't find enough of these:

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05 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
elffster     
I never ate'd Lego so I never shiat any bricks......probably.

05 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
Wellon Dowd     
Being stuck at the top of a rollercoaster during a storm is the only thing that can make Legoland interesting if you are old enough that any part of your body needs to be shaved.

05 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
ds_4815     
...Okay, so the storm part kinda sucks, but I'd be willing to bet 1 million Internet dollars that other Farkers have been stuck on rides for FAR longer than 15 minutes.

/Hell, I could name at least 10 times
//One was in the final show scene for "It's a Small World"
///World of tears, indeed

05 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
dopekitty74     
Excellent headline subby!

05 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
Odd Bird     

HighZoolander: Oh I say, good show subby!


x2

05 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
Dark1SAn     
Why didn't they just put the kids to work and have them construct a roof when they saw the storm rolling in?

05 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
powhound     

ChipNASA: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x591]
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* Building cars and smashing them against the kitchen cabinets to see how well they held up
* Building planes or helicopters and throwing them down the stairs (same reason as #1)

05 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
ragnarok     
This is nothing special. I worked at one of the big Florida parks for 4 years and I can tell you that "technical difficulties" are a daily occurrence. The latest attractions have a ridiculous amount of false positive shutdowns, simply because modern PLCs are checking physics on top of traditional "occupied block" systems. For example, if a ride gets to a certain point on the track at a different speed/time compared to what the ride computers have calculated, the ride shuts down - even if there's no risk of danger.

05 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass     

ChipNASA: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x591]
/oblig


I watch my kids dance across the damn things, and I'm sure I did the same as a kid. I don't really remember when they went from fun yay! to deliberate crushing of my pinkie panful.

05 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
SirLothar     
I was there for a few weeks doing an install for my company, and the ineptitude of the locals was just frightening.

/Worst.Theme Park. Ever.

05 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Dear Jerk     
Why is a website called Relax covering roller coaster horror stories? Don't lego the safety restraints.

05 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
FARK in FL     
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05 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
Rindred     
My friends and I preferred Loc-Bloks (in the slightly-larger-than-Lego flavor). We would design ornate fleets of Star Wars-like starships and use the small curved bits as one-man fighters. Ah, childhood.

05 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
Wettner     
There is a coaster at Six Flags NJ called Kinda Ka that might not make it to the top of the hill if the weight is too much on the coaster.

The ride shoots you to a 128mph as you head toward the summit at 456 ft in the air. We got close to the top, but then I quickly realized we didn't have enough push to get us over the top. We came back backwards, safely, to the station. But there was a split second where I had no idea if gravity was going to force us to crash back into the station uncontrollably or not.

A few riders were asked to leave the car and they tried again. Worked the second time. It apparently happens frequently on the ride. Things like wind, friction, and weight of the car effect the performance.

05 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
LemSkroob     

Wettner: There is a coaster at Six Flags NJ called Kinda Ka that might not make it to the top of the hill if the weight is too much on the coaster.

The ride shoots you to a 128mph as you head toward the summit at 456 ft in the air. We got close to the top, but then I quickly realized we didn't have enough push to get us over the top. We came back backwards, safely, to the station. But there was a split second where I had no idea if gravity was going to force us to crash back into the station uncontrollably or not.

A few riders were asked to leave the car and they tried again. Worked the second time. It apparently happens frequently on the ride. Things like wind, friction, and weight of the car effect the performance.


Yeah, it happens a lot on that one. I actually want to to happen to me because "yay! free ride"

05 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
DirkTheDaring     
What kind of asshole gets on a roller coaster during a storm?

They bought their tickets, they got on the ride, I say, let 'em get hit by lightning.

05 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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05 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
The_Fuzz     
maybe this guy could help out.
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05 Nov 2012 02:06 PM
Parallax    [TotalFark]  

Rindred: My friends and I preferred Loc-Bloks...


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05 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
Walt_Jizzney     
Isn't that "Rollercoaster" pedal-powered or some other eco-friendly thing? lol

05 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
chupathingie     

SirLothar: I was there for a few weeks doing an install for my company, and the ineptitude of the locals was just frightening.

/Worst.Theme Park. Ever.


Put me down for any open date before Christmas.

/what, no dead pool for this park yet?

05 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
Resident Muslim    [TotalFark]  
How stuck? You mean like two thin Lego pieces stuck right after your mom cuts your fingernails?

06 Nov 2012 04:38 AM
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