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   One of the five billion New Yorkers who drove to Connecticut to fill up buckets with gasoline faces misdemeanor charges of gross stupidity

05 Nov 2012 02:23 PM   |   24810 clicks   |   Connecticut Post
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
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05 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Freakin Rican     
thats nothing....
my bro in law just called me and told me out on long island the idiots are trying to fill garbage bags with gas. not to mention the ones smoking as they are filling up.

this gross stupidity is only after 7 days. imagine if it was like a month. people would be eating their kids

05 Nov 2012 02:26 PM
notmtwain     
Orange? That's about an hour over the border. Why drive so far into Connecticut?

Something suspicious about this...


Why isn't the Obama administration calling this a terrorist act? Why haven't they issued any statement at all on this?

05 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
Obbi     
So the crime was the buckets weren't Department of Transportation approved. Is it actually a crime to buy a methload of gasoline?

05 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
jaytkay     
I was in Westchester County and New Jersey for a couple of days last week.

We had a red 5 gallon gas can and people were begging to buy it from us.

"I don't care about the gas, empty it in your tank. I just want the can!"

05 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
FreakinB    [TotalFark]  

Freakin Rican: thats nothing....
my bro in law just called me and told me out on long island the idiots are trying to fill garbage bags with gas. not to mention the ones smoking as they are filling up.

this gross stupidity is only after 7 days. imagine if it was like a month. people would be eating their kids


It's been a mess. Mile-long lines of parked cars fanning out from every open gas station. I haven't heard about the garbage bags though, that's crazy.

05 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
TheGreatGazoo     
You'd probably pass out from the fumes before you got to the end of the block. Plus you know someone who does something that stupid would be a smoker.

When we had the Gas shortages in Atlanta I filled up a 6 gallon can when I topped up my hybrid (My wife was getting pretty low and she visits clients) and figured I'd get hassled. I was all ready for the 'I'm getting less gas than most people here' line ready to go and didn't even need it.

05 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
Office Ninja     

calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x357]



/Shakes fist at Calbert

05 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
lennavan     
What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.

05 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
busy chillin'     
WILDCARD!

05 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
cgraves67     
I can only imagine...

He's driving down the road, hits a bump, and a bucket falls over. Sloshing around, the lid comes loose just as he tries to light a cig. Oh, it would be a beautiful sight, like a comet shooting down the expressway.

05 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

someone in a van with New York paltes


Great job, Mr. Editing Guy.

05 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
MindStalker     

Freakin Rican: not to mention the ones smoking as they are filling up.


Technically a cigarette isn't hot enough to light gasoline, all those movies you've seen lied to you.

05 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
Just start arresting everyone who is trying to bring gas into new york. That will fix everything.

05 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
KatjaMouse     
My brother and sister-in-law live within walking distance of their kids' school and the train. Otherwise I don't know how they'd survive/get to and from the city.

However I don't know if their school has been opened yet. But the SIL went back into NYC today since the storm to reopen her studio.

05 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
busy chillin'     

lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.


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Stop trying to understand things.

05 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
KatjaMouse     

lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.


Because there are elected officials who derp and an electorate who can count to potato.

05 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
Grapple     

MindStalker: Technically a cigarette isn't hot enough to light gasoline, all those movies you've seen lied to you.


Someone else watches Mythbusters!

05 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
almandot     

lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.


because anytime we get close to doing anything gas prices drop and we're all oh boy cheap gas screw this alternative energy stuff i gotta run to the gas station right now!

05 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
Headso     

Obbi: Is it actually a crime to buy a methload of gasoline?


not at all, you can buy a gas tank including pump for the back of your pickup truck that holds up to like 75 gallons.

05 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

notmtwain


Orange? That's about an hour over the border. Why drive so far into Connecticut?


Duh. Look at the bukkets:

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The bukkets. Look at them.

05 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
nmemkha     
5 billion New Yorkers? Fark me, its the Apocalypse!

05 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
skullkrusher     
Suck it, environment killers!

/no car

05 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
Bermuda59     
30 Buckets of Gas in the car, 30 Buckets of Gas.
If one of those buckets decided to fall....Boom!

05 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
This text is now purple     

lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.


Before you get your smug on, realize that mass transit is also down, and hybrids/electrics have no means of charging, either.

05 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
Oznog     
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Yes, dear, but it's pronounced "Bouquet"...

05 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
Community Agitator     
Came for obligatory pic of Cheech & Chong garbage can o' gasoline...

05 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
BalugaJoe    [TotalFark]  
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05 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
you are a puppet     
We're gonna solve the oil crisis!

05 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Jones_Boy     
Nobody is mentioning the fact that gas melts many plastics. I am not sure about homer buckets, but it goes through milk jugs in seconds.

05 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Farkosaurus Rex     
What could go wrong?

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05 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
skullkrusher     

This text is now purple: lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.

Before you get your smug on, realize that mass transit is also down, and hybrids/electrics have no means of charging, either.


well they should have set up hydroelectric turbines on Beach 148th Street then

05 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
yequalsy     
Why did the police choose to interfere with Darwin? That's blasphemy.

05 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Tsar_Bomba1     
Just filled up yesterday here for $3.05

05 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
grimlock1972     
Farking dumbass X2 first off trying to get so much and two being a cheap skate and not buying proper gas cans,

05 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
Yanks_RSJ     

lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.


Yeah, if only everyone drove electric cars we'd be in the clear. Unless there were widespread power outages of course, but what are the odds of that?

05 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
cgraves67     

MindStalker: Freakin Rican: not to mention the ones smoking as they are filling up.

Technically a cigarette isn't hot enough to light gasoline, all those movies you've seen lied to you.


What about the butane flame on the lighter or the spark from the lighter's igniter? Is that hot enought to ignite gasoline vapors?

05 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
skullkrusher     

yequalsy: Why did the police choose to interfere with Darwin? That's blasphemy.


Probably to avoid a raging fireball of death on the Hutch

05 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
MelGoesOnTour     

MindStalker: Freakin Rican: not to mention the ones smoking as they are filling up.

Technically a cigarette isn't hot enough to light gasoline, all those movies you've seen lied to you.


But I think it can light the fumes with little effort.

05 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
LemSkroob     
For those that are in the gas lines, do they have multiple grades, or is it all regular? I need 91/93, so i just have kept my car at home instead of risking it. just curious.

05 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
notmtwain     

Englebert Slaptyback: notmtwain

Orange? That's about an hour over the border. Why drive so far into Connecticut?


Duh. Look at the bukkets:

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The bukkets. Look at them.


Your point being that he needed to get the buckets at Home Depot? Well, there are at least 53 Home Depots in Connecticut closer to Queens than the one in Orange.

What do you have to say to that?

/No you look at the bucket.

05 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
LineNoise    [TotalFark]  
We actually had a tanker truck from some charity pull up in my town a couple of days ago to give out free gas for people's generators.

As soon as word got out they were giving out 5 gallons of free gas, everyone and their brother jumped on line with whatever they could find to hold gas. (most of whom obviously didn't have a generator, seeing as you would own a real gas can if you did).

So to avoid a riot they just started filling up whatever. And naturally someone then spilled a 5 gallon water jug of gas in their house, and the fire department put an end to the mess. It was pretty damn funny to watch the whole thing play out.

05 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
Dazrin     
Darwin is foiled again.

05 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
Zasteva     

This text is now purple: lennavan: What I don't understand is how we can go through something like this, where we can see what Americans are reduced to because our society is so dependent on gas, and not want to change it at all.

Before you get your smug on, realize that mass transit is also down, and hybrids/electrics have no means of charging, either.


No the mass transit is not down. It is affected, and one subway line is still completely closed, but it's mostly working.

http://www.mta.info/nyct/maps/submap. htm

And electric vehicles can be recharged by solar panels, though of course most people don't have them.

05 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
davidphogan     

Jones_Boy: Nobody is mentioning the fact that gas melts many plastics. I am not sure about homer buckets, but it goes through milk jugs in seconds.


I had that fight with a number of customers when I worked at a gas station. The best were the ones who called the cops because I wouldn't turn their pump back on.

05 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
MilesTeg     
Did any joker try filling up a styrofoam cooler?

05 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
Oznog     

Freakin Rican: thats nothing....
my bro in law just called me and told me out on long island the idiots are trying to fill garbage bags with gas. not to mention the ones smoking as they are filling up.

this gross stupidity is only after 7 days. imagine if it was like a month. people would be eating their kids


Actually those painter's buckets seal TIGHT. No vapor leaks. And static discharge cannot happen spontaneously in a container.

A gas container will always pressurize once closed, but will reach an equilibrium based on temperature. It seems unlikely that this would exceed the pressure capacity of the lid. The lid's surface area is large, but they seal with a lot of force, and containing volatiles like paint thinner is probably on their list of intended uses.

If you get in an accident, yeah, you're gonna have a bad time. DIAF. But it's the next best thing if you can't buy a proper jerry can anymore (they're all sold out for hundreds of miles).  If this were a pickup with the front separated from the back, and the were packed in so the couldn't move, it'd be a lot more sound plan, though.

05 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
stevetherobot     
Stupid government regulations taking away our freedoms! All government regulatory agencies should be shut down.

05 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
Three-Fifty     

grimlock1972: Farking dumbass X2 first off trying to get so much and two being a cheap skate and not buying proper gas cans,


Well, in fairness the buckets said "all purpose."

I kid.

05 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
stevetherobot     

Englebert Slaptyback: notmtwain

Orange? That's about an hour over the border. Why drive so far into Connecticut?


Duh. Look at the bukkets:

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The bukkets. Look at them.


They are clearly labeled ALL purpose, so what's wrong with using them for this purpose?

05 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
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