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05 Nov 2012 12:39 PM   |   16478 clicks   |   Discovery
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Cythraul     
I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

05 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
MyNameIsMofuga     
If the don't repeal Obamacare I am moving to Canada.

05 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
if obama doesn't legalize weed, i'll grow some of my own
and buy a shot gun

05 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!


I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

05 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
MadSkillz     
It's much easier for another person from the countries that don't bathe to come here and bring every farking relative, no matter how little schooling or understanding of English, than it is for a skilled American. I like Americans. I don't like non-integrating ghettos. Americans are all about integration.

05 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
duffblue     
To them we'll only ever be Shatner-stealing Mexico touchers.

05 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
xaratherus     
The hilarity of it: All the Rape-ublicans threatening to move to Canada if Obama wins another four years. "Obama's turning us into a socialist nation with all those homo-loving laws and his communist healthcare! So we're gonna move to a country that... has legalized same-sex marriage and universal healthcare..."

Don't get me wrong: I've looked into Canada's political asylum laws. While I don't fear for my life if Romney wins, should he win and then DIE, and Paul Ryan be put in the driver's seat - I'm requesting asylum.

05 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
Cythraul     

CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?


I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.

05 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
WhippingBoy     
Sorry Americans. Canada's all full up.

05 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
OrygunFarker     
I have a wife with dual citizenship. :)

05 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
garandman1a     
Ignore the law. It would be immoral for Canada to chase us 'undocumented' Canadians out of the country.

05 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Cythraul     

WhippingBoy: Sorry Americans. Canada's all full up.


We promise we'll be real nice. I'll never drink straight out of the carton, and I'll always put the toilet seat back down. Promise!

05 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Der Poopflinger     

Jon iz teh kewl: if obama doesn't legalize weed, i'll grow some of my own
and buy a shot gun


shotgun is one word not two

05 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
BitwiseShift     
There really ought to be a citizen exchange -- One Canadian for one USA -- that would keep the North American continent from tipping over and falling into the oceans, like what happened in Long Island last week.

05 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Thallone1     
Imagine that. A nation that is allowed to enforce immigration laws. Whoda thunkit?

05 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Shazam999     
Dear American shiatheads:

Stay the fark away from my country.

05 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Loki009     

Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.


I would too love to move to Sweden, but the significant other refuses to move anywhere further than 3 hours from her family. so that pretty much locks me into New England :(

05 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
H31N0US     
If my candidate doesn't win, the other candidate will be my President. I will somehow find a way to cope with this...probably by thinking about something else, like roofing shingles, for example.

05 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
steve_s     

MadSkillz: It's much easier for another person from the countries that don't bathe to come here and bring every farking relative, no matter how little schooling or understanding of English, than it is for a skilled American. I like Americans. I don't like non-integrating ghettos. Americans are all about integration.


Apparently MadSkillz has never spent any time in America and specifically the South, despite living very close to the border in Surrey BC.

05 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
davidphogan     
Nobody wants people to move north. Americans complain about Mexicans, Oregonians complain about Californians, so it make sense Canada doesn't want to be overrun by Americans.

05 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
starsrift     

MyNameIsMofuga: If the don't repeal Obamacare I am moving to Canada.


I'd ROTFL if the Libs won both houses and then repealed Obamacare...

... and replaced it with single payer.

05 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
TheZorker     

05 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
missinglinkingv     
The way to solve our immigration problem is to have quid pro quo with ALL other countries. There are more than enough Americans that want to leave if we were allowed to, and with the acceptance of a host nation. The duty of our government should be to negotiate and facilitate the movement of disgruntled citizens to the country of their ethnic origin. I'm sure there won't be any black takers though.

05 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
odinsposse    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: WhippingBoy: Sorry Americans. Canada's all full up.

We promise we'll be real nice. I'll never drink straight out of the carton bag, and I'll always put the toilet seat back down. Promise!


You are already screwing it up.

05 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
H31N0US     

CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?


But we're not from there.

05 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
Cythraul     

odinsposse: Cythraul: WhippingBoy: Sorry Americans. Canada's all full up.

We promise we'll be real nice. I'll never drink straight out of the carton bag, and I'll always put the toilet seat back down. Promise!

You are already screwing it up.


Oh, you know what I mean.

05 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
dragonchild    [TotalFark]  
Calvin: So what are you saying? That our reputation preceded us?
Hobbes: Would you welcome a dog that wasn't house-trained?

05 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
skankboy     

Shazam999: Dear American shiatheads:

Stay the fark away from my country.


What's that rant all aboot?

05 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
notsosilentbob     
Those people threatening to move to Canada make me laugh. If I was going to abandon the US, it would be to a tropical island somewhere. Hey, I love hockey as much as the next guy, but 85 and sunny every day or Winnipeg, which would you choose?

05 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
Cythraul     

H31N0US: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

But we're not from there.


I could 'return' to Britain. I'm pretty sure my ancestors were from there. They wouldn't have a problem with that, right?

05 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.


They namely care about your skill set. If you will be productive in a needed field. And have people who can vouch for you.

/yes, I've looked into it.

05 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
Decillion     
Canada really is the greatest country in the world. All the good first world stuff, and no one really notices us enough to make trouble.

05 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
The Third Man     
My wife recently was headhunted for a job in Canada. After two rounds of interviews she was told she was the leading candidate and the company was interested in hiring her.

One week later the headhunter called her back. The company didn't want to bother going through the trouble of filling out immigration paperwork and decided to hire a very-less-qualified Canadian at pretty much the same salary. And we're talking "very less" as in "had zero experience in the job they were hiring the Canadian for."

We're taking this to mean Canadian companies will pretty much never, ever hire Americans.

05 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
Is it Canada day on Fark?

05 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
FizixJunkee     
We're a family of libtards moving to England in two months.

05 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
WhippingBoy     

notsosilentbob: Those people threatening to move to Canada make me laugh. If I was going to abandon the US, it would be to a tropical island somewhere. Hey, I love hockey as much as the next guy, but 85 and sunny every day or Winnipeg, which would you choose?


Canada should require that all new immigrants live like my Grandparents did when they immigrated: live in Saskatchewan in a sod shack with no electricity, heat, or running water for a number of years.

05 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
H31N0US     

Cythraul: H31N0US: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

But we're not from there.

I could 'return' to Britain. I'm pretty sure my ancestors were from there. They wouldn't have a problem with that, right?


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05 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

H31N0US: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

But we're not from there.


Bah. What's a little bit of acclimation to the cold? We can just pledge to never accept a Frost Giant upon the new homeland.

05 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Cythraul     

CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.

They namely care about your skill set. If you will be productive in a needed field. And have people who can vouch for you.

/yes, I've looked into it.


That's the way most 'nice' countries are. Unfortunately for me, 'skill-less asshole' isn't something they're really searching for.

05 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
stuffy     
Going to Mexico. Thats where all our jobs are.

05 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
starsrift     

Decillion: Canada really is the greatest country in the world. All the good first world stuff, and no one really notices us enough to make trouble.


And god, do we ever have a beautiful view.

05 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     

Decillion: Canada really is the greatest country in the world. All the good first world stuff, and no one really notices us enough to make trouble.


Shut up, you fool, or the secret will be out!

05 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
WhippingBoy     

Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.

They namely care about your skill set. If you will be productive in a needed field. And have people who can vouch for you.

/yes, I've looked into it.

That's the way most 'nice' countries are. Unfortunately for me, 'skill-less asshole' isn't something they're really searching for.


I've seen Americans with physics degrees (Masters, PhD) get rejected. It's not enough to have skills, you need to have skills and apply at exactly the right time.

05 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
olapbill     

Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.


swedish? meet balls.

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05 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

WhippingBoy: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.

They namely care about your skill set. If you will be productive in a needed field. And have people who can vouch for you.

/yes, I've looked into it.

That's the way most 'nice' countries are. Unfortunately for me, 'skill-less asshole' isn't something they're really searching for.

I've seen Americans with physics degrees (Masters, PhD) get rejected. It's not enough to have skills, you need to have skills and apply at exactly the right time.


We're not talking aboot Canada.

05 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
dopekitty74     

odinsposse: Cythraul: WhippingBoy: Sorry Americans. Canada's all full up.

We promise we'll be real nice. I'll never drink straight out of the carton bag, and I'll always put the toilet seat back down. Promise!

You are already screwing it up.


We still have milk in cartons and plastic jugs. You have to be buying a gallon (well, 4litres)to get bagged milk

05 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
Dixie_Wrecked     

Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: CapeFearCadaver: Cythraul: I told y'all in that other thread, they don't want us!

I thought we decided we were going to Sweden?

I'd love to go to Sweden. But they probably don't want us either.

They namely care about your skill set. If you will be productive in a needed field. And have people who can vouch for you.

/yes, I've looked into it.

That's the way most 'nice' countries are. Unfortunately for me, 'skill-less asshole' isn't something they're really searching for.


That's why America is perfect for you. We are full of skill-less assholes and you get rewarded for it. Enjoy your stay! (Unless Romney wins)

05 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
dopekitty74     

notsosilentbob: Those people threatening to move to Canada make me laugh. If I was going to abandon the US, it would be to a tropical island somewhere. Hey, I love hockey as much as the next guy, but 85 and sunny every day or Winnipeg, which would you choose?


Go to winnipeg, see the mouse house!

05 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
GibbyTheMole     
I seriously looked into it back when Dubya was doing his best to bring on Armageddon. But it is extremely difficult. So I guess I'll be sticking around during the remainder of the American disintegration process.

Vote for whom you like tomorrow. If you're not rich, you're farked either way. The more you make, the longer it'll take for you to get farked, but don't worry... you'll get there.

05 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
kindms     
My grandfather LOVES to tell the story of going to Canada for work. He was a president of a major US company who was moving to Canada to head up the division in Toronto (this would have been in the late 50's early 60s I'm guessing). Well he was stopped at the border and they questioned him for a very long time about why he was going to Canada etc. He was trying to explain that he would be running a major company (president etc). The border guy was like we have plenty of people in Canada to do that etc. Really gave my grandfather a hard time. It wasn't until my grandfather said he was an engineer that the guy relented and my grand parents were allowed in.

They still get pissed telling that story.

05 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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