Reports indicate that Fox News butthurt has reached maximum strength with sustained Category 5 derp and herp surge 20 ft high.

Shut up, Meg.

Stop hitting yourself.

IT'S A DERPNAMI!

It looks as though Dan Gainor won't be sitting for weeks.

ah, the excuses are beginning early.

Ah yes, the old canard that FOX NEWS IS NOT PART OF THE MEDIA.

Just think, in 36 hours the U.S. might have elected a president who wears magical underwear and believes God lives some place near Planet Kolob.

Kettle you are so black

But, it's still a horse race, right?

/Bueller?

Keep farking that Benghazi chicken, Ailes.

Good sports site, fark their "news".

Pants full of macaroni!!: Ah yes, the old canard that FOX NEWS IS NOT PART OF THE MEDIA.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

This is just....uh....wow.

They really they are the victims here, don't they. There are going to be some really pissed off people on wednesday.

Did they manage to say this and still keep a straight face?

The desperate need for a close race has made the coverage pretty sad. Because the electoral college doesn't show a close race, the media insists on only looking at the popular vote. If the EV was close, they'd be going over the math in every state every night. But because the EV is practically a lock for Obama, they can talk about anything but how close the national polls are.

At this point are we still entertaining the charade that Fox News is anything but a propaganda wing for the Republican party??

I can keep telling people I'm 12 feet tall all day long every day it doesn't make it so. Neither does Fox News declaring they are "fair and balanced".

I watched a few minutes of Hannity for teh lulz the other night. The butthurt was flowing, sure, but what really struck me was how Sean Hannity's America is a trackless hellscape ruled by hyenas.

The people who have spent 6 weeks telling outright lies about BenGhazi to keep it front and center? That Fox News?

This sums up how I feel about Fox news.

/PNSFW

Great Odins Raven: This is just....uh....wow.

They really they are the victims here, don't they. There are going to be some really pissed off people on wednesday.

There will be pissed off people regardless of who wins.
At least we'll have a reprieve from political ads for a little while.

Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

I roflmaoed.

I don't think MSNBC has mentioned the word "Libya" in about a year.

I...

I have been rendered speechless.

jotamono: At least we'll have a reprieve from political ads for a little while.

Good lord I cannot wait! In a battleground state with only antenna tv. It's been a farking nightmare.

A friend posted this on Facebook; this friend completely agrees with the source. This friend has worked his entire career for the military, driving desks at increasing pay rates. I'm serious, I served with him after my sea tour. He is the very picture of wasteful military spending and pretends to be a tea party patriot.

He thinks that me characterizing this column as an "Onion-worthy stinker" is an example of me trying to defend the left's malfeasance by pointing out Fox's foibles.

No, this is an example of a histrionic opinion piece straight out of corporate marketing.  "Fox is your beacon through all the "mainstream media's" lies about our (now that we like him) hero Mitt Romney!"

... A casual comment about the "47 percent" ...

oh, it was totally just a casual comment. no reason to make a big about it or anything. the media should totally have been talking about obama's "radical positions" and "ongoing failures," but they kept talking about casual comments that romney makes. they are so biased.

MayoSlather: Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

Good plan. Otherwise you might be exposed to Libfacts™.

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Ha! I enjoy your subtle-ish humor.

MayoSlather: Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

You forgot to put quotes around facts.

mbillips: I watched a few minutes of Hannity for teh lulz the other night. The butthurt was flowing, sure, but what really struck me was how Sean Hannity's America is a trackless hellscape ruled by hyenas.

That is unfair to hyenas.

GORDON: I don't think MSNBC has mentioned the word "Libya" in about a year.

That's an interesting point.

Oh no wait, that's a complete farking like and you know it is.

/"why isn't that guy over there grinding my axes for me? It's not fair!"

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MurphyMurphy: GORDON: I don't think MSNBC has mentioned the word "Libya" in about a year.

That's an interesting point.

Oh no wait, that's a complete farking like and you know it is.

/"why isn't that guy over there grinding my axes for me? It's not fair!"

like, lie whatever
typing and words are hard

I love the 'i'm not gonna play with you because i know i'll lose' attitude.

zerkalo: America's Number One Source of Infromation Propaganda.

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Agent Smiths Laugh: zerkalo: America's Number One Source of Infromation Propaganda.

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No, I had it right

Pants full of macaroni!!: MayoSlather: Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

Good plan. Otherwise you might be exposed to Libfacts™.

A product of Ivory-Tower Elite Industries... I mean Ivory-Tower Elite Cooperative, where everyone is over-educated and stupid! And why aren't they doing more to put the right-wing slant out at ITEC? There's not enough slant!

oh man, the butthurt is strong with that one.

zerkalo: No, I had it right

Indeed. Subtlety isn't our collective strong suit.

austin_millbarge: MayoSlather: Lame-stream liberally biased libtard libby lib media can't do anything right. That's why I go to Fox News to get all my facts.

You forgot to put quotes around facts.

No need.

FACT: Obama led a group of gay muslim terrorists from Kenya into Benghazi where he personally executed Americans.

And somehow Fox News is the only news organization with the cojones to cover this terrorist event.

If Romney wins, the ammount of smug will turn Fox news into an even more unbearable thing to watch.

If Obama wins, Fox news will be no more, and it will now be the Fox Resistance Army for the Recovery of America.

zerkalo: Agent Smiths Laugh: zerkalo: America's Number One Source of Infromation Propaganda.

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No, I had it right

factoryconnection: zerkalo: No, I had it right

Indeed. Subtlety isn't our collective strong suit.

If you were referring to the aforementioned, it was noticed. I prefer a more direct approach.

factoryconnection: zerkalo: No, I had it right

Indeed. Subtlety Retard isn't our collective strong suit.

Becuz double-meanin' words are fer tards!.

I'd gladly aid Gretchen Carlson in fulfilling this task.

From the network that didn't just cover tea party events, several of their newscasters hosted them (right Greta?)