(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Fifty Shades of Grey clothing line unveiled. Difficulty: for children

05 Nov 2012 05:06 PM   |   18961 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
Showing 1-50 of 141 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
This is wrong on so many levels, I think I had to fight a boss or two.

05 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT

 
 
 

05 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
hdhale     
It could be worse...in before someone points out how it could be worse and 59 posts of mock outrage.

05 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
Fribble     
How is this worse then the rows of bedazzled jeans I saw in the young woman's section yesterday?

05 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
Spanky McStupid     

brap: DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT


I LOL'd.

05 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
SkerriNinja     
There's a therapist out there right now banking on buying a Swiss chalet and a Jamaican beach house in 15-20 years..

05 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

brap: DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT


img163.imageshack.usView Full Size

MAN what the fark

05 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
talkertopc     
That book makes women forget everything they know about contraception?

05 Nov 2012 05:13 PM
mayIFark     
A baby was born
with a handcuff on.

Mommy said to daddy,
now I know where it had gone!

05 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
cgraves67     
If my wife drags me to any more of her sisters' baby showers, I'm throwing one of those in the gift bag.

05 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
Apos     
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

05 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
Indypendy     
/facepalm

05 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
DVDave     
I don't know anything about the characters in the book, but some of the items say Christian Gray and others say Christian Grey. I'm assuming there's a typo on half of the apparel?

05 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
President Merkin Muffley     
www.empireonline.comView Full Size


BDSM gear. You know, for kids.

05 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
BATMANATEE     
How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?

05 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
Ebenator     
I'd have given this the STUPID tag.

05 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
bim1154     
Recently my wife's best friend just gave her the volumes of that book. I think there are three. I had a fairly good sex life before that but now I'm trying to find places to hide from her.

05 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  

BATMANATEE: How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?


God wills it

05 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
Buttbone McGillicutty     
One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...

05 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
img689.imageshack.usView Full Size

05 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
img.photobucket.comView Full Size

05 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
Vectron     
"Let's see if we can make more money off these idiot women."

/never thought I would miss baby on board placards

05 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
dragonchild     
Geez, they tell us all the time to think of the children, then we do, then they're not happy. Make up your goddamn minds.

05 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
Vectron     
"My mommy was going through a fad nine months ago now she want's to embarrass me at day care."

05 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
Magic_Button     
This is so wrong

But as a non parent if there is a line of children sized ball-gags ... I am sort of torn .

05 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
ruta     
Etsy items, not a licensed product line.

05 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
mittromneysdog     

Buttbone McGillicutty: One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...


I guess because a relationship between a 27 year old and 22 year old is pedophilic?

Please explain your family member's theory. I'm intrigued.

05 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
CaptainBeer     
If this shiat doesn't end soon I'm going to wear my wetboy greys and begin reducing the surplus population.

05 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
ruta     
And what a wondrous age we live in where a crappy series of vampire novels and movies can spawn a crappy bestselling fanfic novel which spawns crappy fan-made merchandise which I have no doubt will find a market, though hopefully mostly as slightly malicious gag gifts for baby showers.

05 Nov 2012 05:32 PM
loonatic112358     
what is wrong with some people

05 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
"If you think 50 shades of grey is a lot, look in my diaper."

05 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
mayIFark     
A baby was born
with a handcuff on.

Mommy said to daddy,
now I know where it had gone!

The Doctor told Daddy,
"You were doing it all wrong".

05 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
buntz     
I told my wife she can think about Christian Grey if I'm allowed to pretend she's SASHA Grey, amirite fellas!

/my wife would never read that garbage

05 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
organs in mains     
I'll bet only single moms will be purchasing this. I can't imagine any decent father allowing his child to wear something like that.

05 Nov 2012 05:39 PM
sephjnr     
Will the children's line be sold exclusively on Saville Row?

05 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
Mouser     

Buttbone McGillicutty: One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...


Judging from the merchandising tie-in here, it appears your family member was right.

05 Nov 2012 05:41 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
i50.tinypic.comView Full Size

05 Nov 2012 05:43 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

BarkingUnicorn: "If you think 50 shades of grey is a lot, look in my diaper."


yoursinglesourcefornews.comView Full Size

05 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
dbaggins     
It is written for the reading level of a first-grader, so they are getting closer.

05 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
kd8our     
I am sure T-shirt Hell has a few of these covered.

05 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
strapp3r    [TotalFark]  
I'M CHRISTIAN GRAY'S
FARK TROPHY
 

/my mom's a carpenter's dream: flat as a board & easy to nail

05 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
Felgraf     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i50.tinypic.com image 751x529]


Babies work at Vault-Tech?

Seriously that looks like something from the Fallout Universe.

/... You know, I would TOTALLY dress my future, currently hypothetical children in Vault Jumpsuits, at least when they were babies.
//If I didn't think the wife-to-be would kill me.

05 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
Skr     
That's some farked up shiat right there. Scary to think the Child beauty pageants on T.V. are further normalizing turning the little ones into slut spawn. Have they no shame!

Honestly I don't really care, the clothing is just dumb. T-Shirt Hell has being doing schit like this for a while.  probably not safe for work

05 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
nursedude     
Hmmm: I can think of a few children I'd like to have seen a ball gag used on...

05 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
anotar     
So am I the only one who thinks that these are all photochops?

05 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Baelz     
Red

05 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Tom_Slick     

Skr: Honestly I don't really care, the clothing is just dumb. T-Shirt Hell has being doing schit like this for a while. probably not safe for work


I bought the "My other car seat is in a Porsche" for a buddy of mine who was trying to decided to sell his when his wife was pregnant.

05 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
PsiChick    [TotalFark]  
...Was there, at any point, a conceivable reason for doing this beyond the amount of drugs these dumbasses must have been on?

05 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
iheartscotch     

Smeggy Smurf: BATMANATEE: How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?

God wills it


I read that in the voice Guy of Lusignan.

/ Kingdom of Heaven FTW!

05 Nov 2012 06:09 PM
crab66     
No.

05 Nov 2012 06:09 PM
Showing 1-50 of 141 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined