This is wrong on so many levels, I think I had to fight a boss or two.

DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT
 
 
 

It could be worse...in before someone points out how it could be worse and 59 posts of mock outrage.

How is this worse then the rows of bedazzled jeans I saw in the young woman's section yesterday?

brap: DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT

I LOL'd.

There's a therapist out there right now banking on buying a Swiss chalet and a Jamaican beach house in 15-20 years..

brap: DADDY BEATS ME...
 
AND IT MAKES MY
PAMPERS TENT


MAN what the fark

That book makes women forget everything they know about contraception?

A baby was born
with a handcuff on.

Mommy said to daddy,
now I know where it had gone!

If my wife drags me to any more of her sisters' baby showers, I'm throwing one of those in the gift bag.

*scans headline*

/facepalm

I don't know anything about the characters in the book, but some of the items say Christian Gray and others say Christian Grey. I'm assuming there's a typo on half of the apparel?

BDSM gear. You know, for kids.

How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?

I'd have given this the STUPID tag.

Recently my wife's best friend just gave her the volumes of that book. I think there are three. I had a fairly good sex life before that but now I'm trying to find places to hide from her.

BATMANATEE: How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?

God wills it

One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...

"Let's see if we can make more money off these idiot women."

/never thought I would miss baby on board placards

Geez, they tell us all the time to think of the children, then we do, then they're not happy. Make up your goddamn minds.

"My mommy was going through a fad nine months ago now she want's to embarrass me at day care."

This is so wrong

But as a non parent if there is a line of children sized ball-gags ... I am sort of torn .

Etsy items, not a licensed product line.

Buttbone McGillicutty: One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...

I guess because a relationship between a 27 year old and 22 year old is pedophilic?

Please explain your family member's theory. I'm intrigued.

If this shiat doesn't end soon I'm going to wear my wetboy greys and begin reducing the surplus population.

And what a wondrous age we live in where a crappy series of vampire novels and movies can spawn a crappy bestselling fanfic novel which spawns crappy fan-made merchandise which I have no doubt will find a market, though hopefully mostly as slightly malicious gag gifts for baby showers.

what is wrong with some people

"If you think 50 shades of grey is a lot, look in my diaper."

A baby was born
with a handcuff on.

Mommy said to daddy,
now I know where it had gone!

The Doctor told Daddy,
"You were doing it all wrong".

I told my wife she can think about Christian Grey if I'm allowed to pretend she's SASHA Grey, amirite fellas!

/my wife would never read that garbage

I'll bet only single moms will be purchasing this. I can't imagine any decent father allowing his child to wear something like that.

Will the children's line be sold exclusively on Saville Row?

Buttbone McGillicutty: One of my family members has been trying to convince everyone that "50 Shades" is part of the liberal agenda to "normalize pedophilia" so I'm getting a kick...

Judging from the merchandising tie-in here, it appears your family member was right.

BarkingUnicorn: "If you think 50 shades of grey is a lot, look in my diaper."

It is written for the reading level of a first-grader, so they are getting closer.

I am sure T-shirt Hell has a few of these covered.

I'M CHRISTIAN GRAY'S
FARK TROPHY 

_{/my mom's a carpenter's dream: flat as a board & easy to nail}

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i50.tinypic.com image 751x529]

Babies work at Vault-Tech?

Seriously that looks like something from the Fallout Universe.

/... You know, I would TOTALLY dress my future, currently hypothetical children in Vault Jumpsuits, at least when they were babies.
//If I didn't think the wife-to-be would kill me.

That's some farked up shiat right there. Scary to think the Child beauty pageants on T.V. are further normalizing turning the little ones into slut spawn. Have they no shame!

Honestly I don't really care, the clothing is just dumb. T-Shirt Hell has being doing schit like this for a while.  probably not safe for work

Hmmm: I can think of a few children I'd like to have seen a ball gag used on...

So am I the only one who thinks that these are all photochops?

Red

Skr: Honestly I don't really care, the clothing is just dumb. T-Shirt Hell has being doing schit like this for a while. probably not safe for work

I bought the "My other car seat is in a Porsche" for a buddy of mine who was trying to decided to sell his when his wife was pregnant.

...Was there, at any point, a conceivable reason for doing this beyond the amount of drugs these dumbasses must have been on?

Smeggy Smurf: BATMANATEE: How do beatings and butsecks result in pregnancy?

God wills it

I read that in the voice Guy of Lusignan.

/ Kingdom of Heaven FTW!

No.