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   "While it may sound unsanitary, the toes are pickled for months in medical alcohol and then packed in dry salts." And then lovingly placed in your cocktail

05 Nov 2012 06:17 PM   |   16281 clicks   |   Brooklyn Magazine
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Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
Didn't someone steal the toe?

05 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
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runujhkj    [TotalFark]  
Meh, I have no right to be disgusted by this. I eat at McDonald's.

05 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
Sounds like the original guy reused the toe from drink to drink, but the latest quote hints at the existence of multiple toes.
Do I get to take the toe home with me when I'm done? How do they keep their supply chain going?

05 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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Tell Me How My Blog Tastes    [TotalFark]  
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

05 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
That explains those tow trucks making deliveries.

/Shut up, Weasel!

05 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
No thanks. I'm a tea-toetaler.

05 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
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shanrick    [TotalFark]  
No thanks, I'm lack-toes intolerant.

05 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Gonna need a big glass...

www.shockya.com

05 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
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NuttierThanEver    [TotalFark]  
It's a Dick Morris

05 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
A visit from the Health Inspector...
 
Your taps appear to be crawling with grubs and your restrooms are barely functioning cesspools.  That said, your human remains are properly pickled and packed in dry salts. 
 
Impressive, I'm going to give you our highest rating.

05 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Probably cause toemaine poisoning

/it's not so much unsanitary as just toe-tally disgusting

05 Nov 2012 03:37 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
It's Canada.

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO???!!

05 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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sasbazooka     
Somewhere in the Yukon territory, there lies a toe. A toe with a preserving nature. A toe that will be plucked from its sodium sarcophagus and gingerly placed into a beer glass filled with Champagne. This, my friends, is how the zombie invasion begins.

05 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
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sasbazooka     

gopher321: It's Canada.

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO???!!


Oh, I dunno... how about ANYTHING BUT DRINKING TOES.

05 Nov 2012 04:19 PM
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sasbazooka     
Then again, I suppose I'd raise a toest to any person I see trying this.

05 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
I can't see this getting a toehold on the mainstream.

05 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
cdn.conservativebyte.com

05 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
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timujin    [TotalFark]  
I don't know, it doesn't seem that bad, I'd toetally try it.

05 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  

sasbazooka: gopher321: It's Canada.

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT TO DO???!!

Oh, I dunno... how about ANYTHING BUT DRINKING TOES.


Oh, you high falutin' Yankees with your...CLEAN glasses and your... ATTACHED body parts!...

05 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Great. Now I have to learn all new "This little piggy" lyrics.

05 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
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toraque    [TotalFark]  
Article doesn't mention the price of the drink. I bet it costs an arm and a leg.

05 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Bow if a woman at the bar doesn't like your chatting her up, you can ask her to toe the line.

05 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
Er... "Now".

05 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
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unyon    [TotalFark]  

Tr0mBoNe: Didn't someone steal the toe?


Correct. It's also been consumed and otherwise destroyed. They are on toe #8. The last one was donated by a guy that learned the hard way not to mow the lawn in flip-flops.

05 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
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Evenbiggerknickers     
s3.amazonaws.com

05 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
i50.tinypic.com

05 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
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brimed03     
NOPE. And I've eaten haggis. Willingly.

05 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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groppet     
No big Lebowski yet? Fark I am disapoint

05 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
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Kumana Wanalaia     
Why does this sound familiar? Have I heard of this before?

05 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
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whatshisname     
Vancouver supplies almost unlimited toes from the severed feet that wash up regularly in the harbour.

05 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Gad. Someone's always got to be more-hipster-than-thou.

05 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
Now tell me, do you Yanks still want to move to Canada?

/not to mention the Federally required citizenship tests for canoe operation and igloo construction.

05 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
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Ivo Shandor    [TotalFark]  

groppet: No big Lebowski yet? Fark I am disapoint


Look again, around 02:58:42 PM.

05 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
www.scaryforkids.com

05 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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BrainyBear     
media.tumblr.com

05 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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ChaoticLimbs     
Dear Super-Rich:

Please stop beating around the bush and just start eating the poor, already. We know you're bored with your money and looking for something to do, but this waiting for it is killing us. We know you're going to harvest our organs, first for fun and later for survival, but the thing that gets us is the morbid trickle of news stories of your latest fads. Just get over your squeamishness and go for it.

Sincerely,

Everyone who would never contemplate drinking a beverage with human remains in it.

05 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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Enemabag Jones     
Constable Clitoris would have concerns about this cocktail.

05 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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Representative of the unwashed masses     
66.147.244.160

/Seen pricing out flights to Dawson City, with his wife...

05 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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8InchFloppy     
This seems like cheating. If I'm going to suck a complete strangers toe in some bar bumfark Canada I want to be made to feel cheep and dirty, to really have to work for it

05 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
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Buttle not Tuttle     
Farking amateurs.

05 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
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machoprogrammer     
thestarryeye.typepad.com

Approves

05 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
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MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
I have a sudden craving for chicken fingers.

05 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
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EmmaLou    [TotalFark]  
I've been on Fark for many years and seen a lot of disgusting things, but this one...ugh, i couldn't get past the picture. That's nasty.

05 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
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BronyMedic     
Has anyone pointed out yet that "medical alcohol" is not ethanol, but could be anything from Isoprophyl Alcohol (Rubbing Alcohol) to Formalin, any of which you don't want to ingest?

05 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
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namegoeshere     
Found the donor:

johns-jokes.com

/hotsausage

05 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
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Cyclometh    [TotalFark]  
This is your bullshiat alert detection system.

This is me calling bullshiat: BULLSHIAT

This has been your bullshiat alert detection system.

/carry on

05 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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dready zim     
I will never drink a cocktail with meat in it. Human meat, is paradoxically even less likely than never and uncooked human meat can just get the fark away from me.

05 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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ArcadianRefugee     
Not to go all 'hipster', but the Sourtoe Cocktail Club is old news. Hell, QI mentioned it.

05 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
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quadcam     
nuuniform.com

05 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
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Weidbrewer     
Countdown to the Snopes "y'all are dumb motherfarkers" post...

05 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
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