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JackieRabbit: This Websense category is filtered: Sex.WTF
ChipNASA: Certainly this woman Understands the threat that big government can Needlessly stick their noses in the affairs of citizens Threatening our valuable freedoms/OMG Their taking are candieez
factoryconnection: I understand that this could be construed as "inconvenient," but how little does this woman have going on in her life that a few-days delay in trick-or-treating would inspire existential outrage sufficient to write such a screed to the local news?Seriously! Also, how about setting your facebook profile to searchable, Ms. Suzanne Carson so that we can decide superficially if it would be worthwhile putting up with your sh*t.
titwrench: I only had to read NJ lady and I knew she was going to be stupid and annoying. Stop being outraged about stupid shiat ladies.
Englebert Slaptyback: NJ lady responds to postponed Halloween after Sandy"No, YOU look at the bukkets!"
Lochsteppe: ChipNASA: Certainly this woman Understands the threat that big government can Needlessly stick their noses in the affairs of citizens Threatening our valuable freedoms/OMG Their taking are candieezI see what you did there next Tuesday.
H31N0US: Mullica Hill. That says it all. There are parts of Jersey south of I-195 that might as well be western South Carolina. This twit is just upset that her tea party darling was seen being all lovey dovey like with that attractive and successful african american in the white house. She probably thinks Obama made him do it.
cgraves67: Maybe she's a fundementalist Wiccan and doesn't like the government meddling in her religious observances.
Oliver Twisted: There is a valid piece to her statement. Some areas wereready, some still are not. But it is a pretty minor thing for a local government to recommend a schedule.
machoprogrammer: Land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemyActually, the lady is a dumbass, I just wanted to use that quote
Farkosaurus Rex: No food.No electricity.No water.No gas.But TONS of candy!!![i.imgur.com image 612x612]
H31N0US: There are parts of Jersey south of I-195 that might as well be western South Carolina
Oliver Twisted: The valid piece is pretty lost in the hyperbole though.
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