Visine gets the red out.....

Wow doing porn has really been rough on Octomom

Would Drew be willing to pay an advertising deal if he adds a ".com" to the end of it?

DUI? Stay off the roads, man. Maybe take the red eye.

Couldn't find her Sharpie

If it said "What the Fark", he's got to be a Farker.


/one of you fess up

Two snaps and a twist!

Tattooing anything on your face or neck is a sure way to get people to judge and categorize you. "Hey, look at me! I am so insecure that I feel the need to make a stupid statement and a bold one at that."

Why?

Just... why?

That chick's teeth.
Make me wanna hammer on a keyboard.

Tatoo: the new you.

*)

Arrested for public urination or defecation.

Uh...they weren't sure?

i'd hit it.

Arrested for possession of a controlled substance...ON MY FACE

if it wasn't for all that (real looking) facial hair, i'd swear that dude's a chick.

Third_Uncle_Eno: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

if it wasn't for all that (real looking) facial hair, i'd swear that dude's a chick.

THAT is a woman with a beard.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Couldn't find her Sharpie
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Actually, it looks like somebody done told her twice.

Third_Uncle_Eno: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

i'd hit it.

She's got five years tops before she looks like a total hag.

"Ankh if you ❤ brown sugar!

Third_Uncle_Eno: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

if it wasn't for all that (real looking) facial hair, i'd swear that dude's a chick.

It is. Halloween, remember?

HA! WTF has gray beard! lollollollol

#3 is a cutie.

Your beard looks weird

Third_Uncle_Eno: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

i'd hit it.

Need to see the knees.

If you looked that effeminate you would grow a beard too.

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"Ankh if you ❤ brown sugar!

I'm singing "Live and let die"

Third_Uncle_Eno: i'd hit it.

She looks like she could suck the varnish off a table leg

I want to see statistics on what happened to post count and page views on these threads when it stopped coming out on Fridays. I bet they tanked.

Varg Vikernes' non-threatening gay half-brother now does custom gold wire eco-conscious jewelry and volunteers every Saturday at a rest home for traumatized cats.

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

You're my absolute hero!

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why?
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Just... why?



Just because, man

willfullyobscure: I want to see statistics on what happened to post count and page views on these threads when it stopped coming out on Fridays. I bet they tanked.

What's weird is that they still date them on Friday, but they usually don't show up on their website until the next Monday

Stay THE FARK away from this guy and his brother.

 

Sorta, kinda.

Making your belly button look like the anus of some other animal....yup that's cool.

Olympus Mons: Making your belly button look like the anus of some other animal....yup that's cool.

-Trying to imagine the internal dialog leading up to that decision.

Billy Bathsalt: -Trying to imagine the internal dialog leading up to that decision.


"Ooooooooh man, I am so f*cking wasted. I don't even know where I LIVE. Hey, a tattoo shop..."

That chick has quite the beard.


Gyrfalcon: Arrested for public urination or defecation.

Uh...they weren't sure?

Dammit, I was going to make that joke.

fusillade762: That chick has quite the beard.


He grew the beard to keep straight dudes from trying to make out with him all the time.

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i'd hit it.

I would guess you wouldn't want to see what lies behind those lips. Brown frown, cavity creep, yuckmouth etc...Also, Minnkat is a genius!

I knew it... she must have beat up her husband, Bill Compton!