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   Mother leaves baby in car, goes into store to steal cheese. Not surprisingly, things don't turn out so gouda for mom

06 Nov 2012 12:17 AM   |   4360 clicks   |   Click Orlando
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Zombie DJ     
I think there's holes in her story.

05 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     
She said she'd brie right back.

05 Nov 2012 10:26 PM
433    [TotalFark]  
She didn't know it's called nacho cheese for that reason? That's how you wind up getting pepperjacked, fool!

05 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
433    [TotalFark]  
This isn't any grater crime than stealing pork skins. IMO

05 Nov 2012 10:31 PM
433    [TotalFark]  
That's no whey to act in front of your kid.

05 Nov 2012 11:01 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Stealing CHEESE?????

You can get that stuff for free! The idea is to steal stuff you can't get, dummy!

06 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
What a muenster.

06 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
reddfrogg    [TotalFark]  
The whole thing smells like Limburger.

06 Nov 2012 12:25 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'll bet she never havarti again!

/sucks at this

06 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
westfork     
Free Cheese... she took it to harvati

06 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
davynelson     
robbie the heroin addict told me he never paid for cheese.

i mean hey, it IS expensive and not really large.
nobody with skill needs to pay for cheese.

just don't steal three at a time, tossing them into your purse.

06 Nov 2012 12:27 AM
Mr. Potatoass     

reddfrogg: The whole thing smells like Limburger.


Don't even try to compare this to the Limburger baby kidnapping.

06 Nov 2012 12:28 AM
tjfly     
1 hr to steal cheese?

06 Nov 2012 12:28 AM
DownDaRiver     
Glad the coopers were able rescue the child before it was late.

/not good at this either
//wonder what kind of cheese it was

06 Nov 2012 12:30 AM
morg     
How cold could it have been in Florida?

06 Nov 2012 12:31 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
I bet her vagina is filled with blue cheese crumbles

06 Nov 2012 12:31 AM
Apos     
Edam shame, isn't it?

06 Nov 2012 12:32 AM
Devolving_Spud     
Rick Romano reporting?

06 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
Heamer     
Cops: "Bring that back, that's nacho cheese!"

06 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
RoyHobbs22     

tjfly: 1 hr to steal cheese?


seriously, what took her so long? was it a complex caper designed by Danny Ocean?

06 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
bunner     
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Understands

06 Nov 2012 12:39 AM
orange storm     
she really blue her chance to be a good mom.

06 Nov 2012 12:39 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
I swiss this she gets the book thrown at her.

06 Nov 2012 12:40 AM
dopekitty74     
She cheddar smarten up, or she'll never get her babybel back

06 Nov 2012 12:43 AM
bunner     
Maybe she's trying to be a gouda mom.

06 Nov 2012 12:44 AM
bunner     
I stilton think she has what it takes.

06 Nov 2012 12:45 AM
bunner     
Maybe she just shouldn't bried.

06 Nov 2012 12:46 AM
dj_bigbird    [TotalFark]  
Did someone say cheese?
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06 Nov 2012 12:49 AM
Oxotoxo     
rly? Greenlighted? You should be ashamed, sublimburger.

06 Nov 2012 12:54 AM
KrispyKritter     
Mom will learn: cheeses saves.

06 Nov 2012 12:55 AM
digitalrain     
Did she drive a chevre? Guess her plan was not a feta accompli.

Nobody knows de trouble I seen
Nobody knows but Cheeses...

06 Nov 2012 01:03 AM
dbrunker     

dj_bigbird: Did someone say cheese?


I was expecting mom and baby to look like this:
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06 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
limboslam     
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Damn. She gots kids?

06 Nov 2012 01:11 AM
Isildur     
Has it occurd to her how udderly irresponsible she was?

06 Nov 2012 01:18 AM
cyberspacedout     
Foiled, once again, by the men in bleu.

06 Nov 2012 01:36 AM
Gary Coleman's kidneys     
Its not easy stealing cheesey.

06 Nov 2012 01:43 AM
433    [TotalFark]  

Gary Coleman's kidneys: Its not easy stealing cheesey.


nice.
it'll would be entertaining to hear her plead her casein court.

06 Nov 2012 02:03 AM
dyhchong     
Hopefully they remove the child from her mother, until cut free, the cheese always sticks to the mould. Then again, without this kind of story there would be no Colby Report.

I say stick her a block til she's hardened, then grill her til she melts and mellows.

06 Nov 2012 02:27 AM
Isildur     

bunner: I stilton think she has what it takes.


Some people have those right qualities to be a mom, but she lactose.

06 Nov 2012 02:55 AM
Isildur     

dyhchong: Hopefully they remove the child from her mother, until cut free, the cheese always sticks to the mould. Then again, without this kind of story there would be no Colby Report.

I say stick her a block til she's hardened, then grill her til she melts and mellows.


What makes you so sure they can rind her down?

06 Nov 2012 03:04 AM
cyberspacedout     
Some people just aren't sufficiently cultured.

06 Nov 2012 04:06 AM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
That baby was looking at its watch thinking, "whiskey, tango, foxtrot?"

06 Nov 2012 04:08 AM
Devolving_Spud     

433: Gary Coleman's kidneys: Its not easy stealing cheesey.

nice.
it'll would be entertaining to hear her plead her casein court.


I'd rennet the chance to be a fly on the wall of the courtroom.

06 Nov 2012 07:37 AM
Studson     
You should never leave the little perv alone.

06 Nov 2012 07:50 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
"I come from a long line of frontiersmen."

06 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
Jamrock     
They need to do way instain mothers that lave babbys in the car

06 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
imtheonlylp     
Authorities got a whiff of her trail after she cut it and ran.

06 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
Mock26    [TotalFark]  
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