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   You can't expect to punch an officer several times in the groin area and NOT get tased, even if you are a girl. Bonus: was booked into the Johnson County Jail

06 Nov 2012 04:28 AM   |   10721 clicks   |   Patch
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knbber2    [TotalFark]  
That's a man, baby!

05 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

knbber2: That's a man, baby!


*shakes tiny fist*

05 Nov 2012 11:45 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
21 isn't really a "girl". I was thinking more along the lines of a 10 year old. otherwise why would you PUNCH someone in the groin and not kick them?

06 Nov 2012 12:10 AM
Nrokreffefp     
Well....not that girl. If you can call that a girl. I wouldn't. In fact I'd never call it at all.

06 Nov 2012 04:30 AM
Bruce the Deuce     
I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.

06 Nov 2012 04:30 AM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


As long as you like getting punched in the groin, shot in the face, and having your blood drunk.

06 Nov 2012 04:33 AM
Hilary T. N. Seuss     
Restraining chairs? Blood drinking? Groin punching?

I can't fap to this, but I'm pretty sure I know some people you can.

06 Nov 2012 04:42 AM
somemoron     
Shoot them in the face and drink their blood?

I'd say bath salts, but that haircut leads me to think she's like this long-term, not just hopped up on goofballs.

Yikes.

06 Nov 2012 04:51 AM
starlost     
daughter i am disappoint

06 Nov 2012 04:54 AM
Coelacanth     
That's Tank Girl!

06 Nov 2012 04:55 AM
kid_icarus     
That's no girl...that's John Conner.

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


You'll have to ask her girlfriend.

06 Nov 2012 04:56 AM
MayoSlather     
Ordinarily I side against the police as they are worthless piles of excrement, but then I saw the haircut and decided this person deserves to incarcerated.

06 Nov 2012 04:57 AM
YouBWrong     

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


Just what I was thinking. You know you'd be scared the whole time though.

And fark all you guys who are saying she looks like a dude just because she doesn't have make up on. Punk rock girls are sexy. Wailing on a cops nuts does nothing to detract from that.

06 Nov 2012 04:58 AM
Kif_D     
Wow, lots of boozing and fighting and racist jerks out and about in Iowa.

http://iowacity.patch.com/articles/io wa-city-police-man-arrested-afte r -resisting-arrest-directing-racial-slu r-at-officer

"When ambulance staff arrived Horras then allegedly directed obscenities their way as well, kicking several paramedics and saying "I will not stop fighting." Horras then had to be sedated as he began to resist efforts to treat him. Horras' behavior allegedly continued throughout the entire trip to the emergency treatment center."

Yea, class act there buddy. The sedation part kinda caught me off guard though... Did they shoot him with a tranq dart like an escaped zoo animal? Kidding aside, how can that be legal? What about the dangers combining booze and sedatives? Or an allergic reaction? Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

06 Nov 2012 05:10 AM
lj1330     
I wonder if she(?) followed the "I'll drink your blood", up with a "MWA, HA, HA!"

06 Nov 2012 05:13 AM
mike_d85     
I'd say "I'd hit that" but I think she'd hit back a lot harder.

/bet she's SMOKING with makeup on

06 Nov 2012 05:28 AM
Matthew Keene     
Sexy girl is sexy.

06 Nov 2012 05:31 AM
No Time To Explain     
I think she was trying to punch him in the jeans

06 Nov 2012 05:33 AM
wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
Handcuffed and directed to the ground and still getting her licks in?
She's no pussy, that's for sure.

06 Nov 2012 05:39 AM
david_gaithersburg     
Won't they strip search him at some point?

06 Nov 2012 05:44 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


Until you reach down and feel that her d$&k is longer then yours

06 Nov 2012 05:47 AM
Hoopy Frood     
When being hit in the groin, there's no such thing as "approximately" three times. If it's three times, you know goddamn good and well it's three times.

06 Nov 2012 06:01 AM
abhorrent1     
Girl?

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06 Nov 2012 06:10 AM
LadyMech     
"Johnsons Lassard! Johnsons as far as the eye could see!"

\Better not be obscure.

06 Nov 2012 06:16 AM
hamfast gamgee     

knbber2: That's a man, baby!


Came for this ^^^...

kid_icarus: That's no girl...that's John Conner.

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.

You'll have to ask her girlfriend.


...but like this more.

06 Nov 2012 06:18 AM
skantea     
How do I always know when I'm on a Fark thread?
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06 Nov 2012 06:30 AM
Silly Jesus     

MayoSlather: Ordinarily I side against the police as they are I am a worthless piles of excrement, but then I saw the haircut and decided this person deserves to incarcerated.


FTFY

06 Nov 2012 06:31 AM
MayoSlather     

Silly Jesus: MayoSlather: Ordinarily I side against the police as they are I am a worthless piles of excrement, but then I saw the haircut and decided this person deserves to incarcerated.

FTFY


Oh, touché.

06 Nov 2012 06:35 AM
MythDragon     
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/Got nothin'

06 Nov 2012 07:55 AM
texmeth     

YouBWrong: Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.

Just what I was thinking. You know you'd be scared the whole time though.

And fark all you guys who are saying she looks like a dude just because she doesn't have make up on. Punk rock girls are sexy. Wailing on a cops nuts does nothing to detract from that.


Yes they are just not the one in this article.

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06 Nov 2012 07:55 AM
Full Blown Jimbo     
Someday I'm gonna marry that girl............

06 Nov 2012 07:59 AM
Singleballtheory     
"Don't taze me Ho!" -- Pirate Pimp

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker     
The police directed her to the ground? Sounds like they were gentlemen about the whole deal and she just got all biatchy.

06 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
Punching someone in the groin never gets old......but at first I was like is that a boy or girl? Hmmm......

06 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
ThighsofGlory     

Bruce the Deuce: I bet she's a bobcat in the sack.


She does look like she'd spray you.

06 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
Madaynun     
At least her hair won't get in the way of the camera.

06 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
DaCaptain19     
I would like to grind her up and put her in the freezer, like my coffee....wait a minute, that's not how the the joke goes.

06 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
constantleon29     
i'd marry dat girl

06 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
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