Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

Now squeal like a pig. Squeal for me, pig boy! That's right. Naw, you ain't gettin' yer pants back.

Rather harsh episode of Punk'd .

One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.

"Amusing" tag, subby...?

Prof. Frink: One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.

"I'm drunk" usually works for me.

RedPhoenix122: Prof. Frink: One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.

"I'm drunk" usually works for me.

True or not, I can only use that one as an excuse at work so many times a week.

HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

Drug deal gone wrong makes sense.

Well, maybe not.

If I were to rob someone (IF, I say, IF), I'd be sure to do something that would prevent them from calling the cops any time soon. Something humiliating (I mean more humiliating than being robbed by a 48-year old overweight white female). Like ordering them to strip naked and stealing their pants.

Now how many criminals are that smart is anyone's guess; but that's what I'd do.

HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?

Buffet: HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?

If you're not familiar with Cricket wireless... you're probably a law-abiding citizen.

at least he didn't have to catch them this time

HotWingAgenda: Buffet: HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?

If you're not familiar with Cricket wireless... you're probably a law-abiding citizen.

And you probably have a credit score over 450.

Was his name Sonny Paluso?

/not obscure...if you're old

Gyrfalcon: Well, maybe not.

If I were to rob someone (IF, I say, IF), I'd be sure to do something that would prevent them from calling the cops any time soon. Something humiliating (I mean more humiliating than being robbed by a 48-year old overweight white female). Like ordering them to strip naked and stealing their pants.

Now how many criminals are that smart is anyone's guess; but that's what I'd do.

The reason they do it is to get any concealed money/drugs that the victim may have.