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   Look, you can have my cell phone and my wallet, but for the love of all that is holy, please leave me with my pants

06 Nov 2012 12:56 AM   |   4432 clicks   |   Charlotte Observer
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

06 Nov 2012 01:00 AM
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Hector Remarkable     
Now squeal like a pig. Squeal for me, pig boy! That's right. Naw, you ain't gettin' yer pants back.

06 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
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Apos     
Rather harsh episode of Punk'd .

06 Nov 2012 01:09 AM
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Prof. Frink     
One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.

06 Nov 2012 01:21 AM
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asynchron     
"Amusing" tag, subby...?

25.media.tumblr.com

06 Nov 2012 01:38 AM
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

Prof. Frink: One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.


"I'm drunk" usually works for me.

06 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
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Prof. Frink     

RedPhoenix122: Prof. Frink: One more reason I can give when people ask me why I'm not wearing pants.

"I'm drunk" usually works for me.


True or not, I can only use that one as an excuse at work so many times a week.

06 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
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davidphogan     

HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.


Drug deal gone wrong makes sense.

06 Nov 2012 01:47 AM
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Gyrfalcon     
Well, maybe not.

If I were to rob someone (IF, I say, IF), I'd be sure to do something that would prevent them from calling the cops any time soon. Something humiliating (I mean more humiliating than being robbed by a 48-year old overweight white female). Like ordering them to strip naked and stealing their pants.

Now how many criminals are that smart is anyone's guess; but that's what I'd do.

06 Nov 2012 02:27 AM
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Buffet     

HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.


"burner" cell phone?

06 Nov 2012 04:22 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Buffet: HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?


If you're not familiar with Cricket wireless... you're probably a law-abiding citizen.

06 Nov 2012 04:27 AM
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Bob The Nob     
www.imfdb.org

at least he didn't have to catch them this time

06 Nov 2012 06:17 AM
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CreamFilling     

HotWingAgenda: Buffet: HotWingAgenda: Suuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrreeee. Totally plausible. Especially the burner cell phone that was stolen, and the $200 cash.

"burner" cell phone?

If you're not familiar with Cricket wireless... you're probably a law-abiding citizen.


And you probably have a credit score over 450.

06 Nov 2012 07:30 AM
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mutterfark     
Was his name Sonny Paluso?

/not obscure...if you're old

06 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
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El_Dan     

Gyrfalcon: Well, maybe not.

If I were to rob someone (IF, I say, IF), I'd be sure to do something that would prevent them from calling the cops any time soon. Something humiliating (I mean more humiliating than being robbed by a 48-year old overweight white female). Like ordering them to strip naked and stealing their pants.

Now how many criminals are that smart is anyone's guess; but that's what I'd do.


The reason they do it is to get any concealed money/drugs that the victim may have.

06 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
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