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  • Well you can't really argue with that.
  • "When thieves...see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits"

    When they see Republican signs, they no longer need to assume.
  • Joe USer: "When thieves...see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits"

    When they see Republican signs, they no longer need to assume.


    Nice.
  • And when police see such obvious evidence, their jobs become a lot easier.
  • Stop calling me a retard! It's my birthday. I'm potato years old.
  • feckingmorons: Well you can't really argue with that.


    Ok, so that was really funny, so I'll give you a pass.
  • Democrats have the education.

    Rebublicans have the trust funds.

    Doglovers have a crown, for when ya'll see some sense and elect me.
  • feckingmorons: Well you can't really argue with that.


    True, Republicans can really drag down property values what with all that knuckle dragging and fundamentalism. that said, its still not cool to mock the GOP for being silly and stupid.
  • Benevolent Misanthrope: Nice.


    I was going for sarcastic and troll-y.

    Seriously, if I see one more ad or get one more call, I'm going to write in Kodos, just so I can use the line on people.
  • Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...
  • feckingmorons: Well you can't really argue with that.


    Says the guy with an online degree
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    Great political troll, or Greatest political troll?
  • Accurate assumption. However, since the political party of most burglars is Dem., its a wash. They eat their own young.

    My "hood" is full of R and R yard signs. Not one Hussein for satrap sign to be seen. Tells me that I have a neighborhood of stable, intelligent, working, gun owners. Warm and fuzzy is how I feel.

    Vote early, vote often. Its the Chicago way.
  • You see, those big words that don't fit on campaign bumper stickers can hurt your pretty little head. I'm only making life easier for you.
  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    People should know that a sh*t-ton of liberals are armed. It's my second Amendment too, you half-wits. We just don't celebrate guns as the second coming of Christ, or as compensation for our dicks. Nor do we use our respect of guns and the right to bear them as a front for belonging to a strictly partisan group purporting to represent us when the guy they pick has actually signed a form of a weapons ban.

    Not a gun nut, and don't really do the gun porn thing, but you'd better believe I know how to use one. Force into my house and I'll kill you.

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  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    I bet you totally own in any conversation you make up entirely.
  • Also, people who break into homes for a living aren't really going to understand the subtleties of the homeowners choice in a candidate, presuming they even know who the candidates are. A master art thief probably would, but we're talking about random punks here. Meth-heads seldom stop to ponder what a homeowner's political leanings say about the homeowner's character. People in the politics tab might, but I'm fairly certain none of us are robbing houses when we're not trolling.

    This is the dumbest excuse for a dick move I've heard in some time.
  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    You think only Republicans own guns?

    I
  • dickfreckle: Also, people who break into homes for a living aren't really going to understand the subtleties of the homeowners choice in a candidate, presuming they even know who the candidates are. A master art thief probably would, but we're talking about random punks here. Meth-heads seldom stop to ponder what a homeowner's political leanings say about the homeowner's character. People in the politics tab might, but I'm fairly certain none of us are robbing houses when we're not trolling.

    This is the dumbest excuse for a dick move I've heard in some time.


    I thought criminals looked for the Republican yard signs as evidence of who had the nicer stuff to steal.
  • FTFA: When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits.

    The fact that the subdivision is in Florida isn't already evidence of that?
  • dickfreckle: Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...

    People should know that a sh*t-ton of liberals are armed. It's my second Amendment too, you half-wits. We just don't celebrate guns as the second coming of Christ, or as compensation for our dicks. Nor do we use our respect of guns and the right to bear them as a front for belonging to a strictly partisan group purporting to represent us when the guy they pick has actually signed a form of a weapons ban.

    Not a gun nut, and don't really do the gun porn thing, but you'd better believe I know how to use one. Force into my house and I'll kill you.

    /badassoverhere.jpg
    //ITGmagazine.jpg


    +1.

    I'm a registered independent but make no secret that I very much lean left/libertarian (lowercase 'l').

    I also have loaded guns in every room of the house.

    Break in and take my stuff while I'm gone? Not really a problem, as I have decent insurance.
    Break in and pose a threat to my family or me? At any given moment I'm rarely more than ten feet from a means of stopping you via high velocity projectile.

    Plus, hey, earlier this year I took advantage of OBUMMER'S FASCIST SOCIALIST GUN GRAB (that part was sarcasm) by carrying my .44 with me when I backpacked through remote areas and parks of Alaska (that part was not).
    Thanks, Obama, for finally making this legal.
  • Guy must have very small handwriting to fit all of that on a post card.
  • Generation_D: I thought criminals looked for the Republican yard signs as evidence of who had the nicer stuff to steal.

    I know you're kidding, but:

    This country is roughly 50/50 Republican or Democrat. You have to figure that for every ghetto chick that votes for the misnomer "Obamaphone" there's a some working-class white guy voting for the flag and Jesus. That leaves the rest of us.

    I have all the same sh*t all my Republican neighbors have. A smart thief won't target yard signs - he'll target an exclusive neighborhood. Which I don't live in (just a regular neighborhood). But I do have the same plasma and laptops my Limbaugh acolyte neighbor has.

    This just in: Being liberal isn't just for "welfare queens" anymore. Actually, it never was. The idea that liberals think the way they do because they want handouts is arguably the most patently offensive canard the GOP pushes.

  • Do you know how I know you suck at HTML?
  • smells_like_meat: Accurate assumption. However, since the political party of most burglars is Dem., its a wash. They eat their own young.

    My "hood" is full of R and R yard signs. Not one Hussein for satrap sign to be seen. Tells me that I have a neighborhood of stable, intelligent, working, gun owners. Warm and fuzzy is how I feel.

    Vote early, vote often. Its the Chicago way.


    This post had everything.
  • cameroncrazy1984: smells_like_meat: Accurate assumption. However, since the political party of most burglars is Dem., its a wash. They eat their own young.

    My "hood" is full of R and R yard signs. Not one Hussein for satrap sign to be seen. Tells me that I have a neighborhood of stable, intelligent, working, gun owners. Warm and fuzzy is how I feel.

    Vote early, vote often. Its the Chicago way.

    This post had everything.


    Except the Ritalin it so desperately needed.
  • The guy who mailed his victims a confession of his crimes is accusing others of being stupid?
  • TwistedIvory: I also have loaded guns in every room of the house.


    Damn. I just have the one. Although two isn't a bad idea. One for the living room, another for the bedroom. Both loaded because I don't have kids.

    Do you keep one in your laundry room, too? :)

    As a lifelong libtard, my greatest argument against guns was that I would get drunk and accidentally shoot myself, not that I wanted to ban others from owning them. Non-political argument. I just have a simple rule: When the scotch comes out, or when football is on, I don't touch the damn thing (the Saints this year make me want to shoot the TV, and then myself).

    I'm also only a recent gun owner. Did grow up in a redneck family so all my childhood experience came back quickly, like instantly remembering how to ride a bicycle.
  • Well that is a perfectly logical assumption.
    /Hero tag stolen by opposition party?
  • The retarded thief's taunt will motivate far more Democrats to vote than the yard signs ever would.
  • smells_like_meat: Tells me that I have a neighborhood of stable, intelligent, working, gun owners.


    Not so intelligent as to know how to use commas though.
  • Joe USer: "When thieves...see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits"

    When they see Republican signs, they no longer need to assume.


    When they see Republican signs, they avoid the neighborhood out of professional courtesy.
  • Generation_D: I thought criminals looked for the Republican yard signs as evidence of who had the nicer stuff to steal.


    I am not sure that Bibles and velvet Elvises are in enough demand to bother stealing these days. I guess you could steal all those weapons that Republicans seem to constantly have on display.
  • To be fair, he was at least half-right. It is Florida, after all.
  • Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits.

    The fact that the subdivision is in Florida isn't already evidence of that?


    WIN--Thread over.
  • dickfreckle: Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...

    People should know that a sh*t-ton of liberals are armed. It's my second Amendment too, you half-wits. We just don't celebrate guns as the second coming of Christ, or as compensation for our dicks. Nor do we use our respect of guns and the right to bear them as a front for belonging to a strictly partisan group purporting to represent us when the guy they pick has actually signed a form of a weapons ban.

    Not a gun nut, and don't really do the gun porn thing, but you'd better believe I know how to use one. Force into my house and I'll kill you.

    /badassoverhere.jpg
    //ITGmagazine.jpg


    I think the 2000 election was the tipping point for many of us. It doesn't always have to be my heart that bleeds.
  • I say prosecute him. He can explain to all those kind and gentle people behind bars about how zero tolerance, tough on crime policies actually helps society. Besides, since he's a Republitard, and obviously anti homosexual, it won't be gay when they pound him in the rear.
  • BarkingUnicorn: Guy must have very small handwriting to fit all of that on a post card.


    Here's the card:

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    It comes from zazzle.com. Ordered through an online form then printed and posted by them. Any law enforcement agency interested in tracing the sender of this postcard, seeing as it admits to a crime, should be able to get the sender's email address and payment information from their records quite easily.
  • Mentat: Republican: When thieves see a Democratic yard sign, they assume the neighborhood is filled with ignorant, anti-gun retards.
    Democrat: And yet, despite choosing different paths in life, you and I both ended up living in the same neighborhood, occupying the same basic socioeconomic status. What does that tell a thief?
    Republican: That my guns are protecting both of our houses.
    Democrat: ...


    I'm unsure where this "Democrat = take guns away" BS comes from. Every one I know either owns firearms, or believes in their ownership, or accepts that it's just the American way of life and you can't change that.

    Sure there are some people who do want to ban guns, but you'll find just as many right-wingers who do as left-wingers.

    /trust neither of 'em
  • It is common knowledge that democrats are anti-gun. They know the homeowners are unarmed and therefore, unable to protect themselves from attack.

    Well then. Wouldn't they be surprised if they came into my home.

    /advantage, me
    //democrat
    ///gun owner
  • Generation_D: You think only Republicans own guns?


    To your point: I typically vote Dem and I just got myself a new Sig Sauer. I got it mostly because I tried shooting at a range one time and really had fun with it so I got a permit and bought a gun.
    My two neighbors, both republicans, have conceal-carry permits. They took their guns when they went trick-or-treating with the kids "just to be safe." Our neighborhood is as peaceful and suburban as it gets. There's a mentality difference here that goes against the headline, I think.
  • FTFA: Joe Gruters, the Chairman of the Sarasota County Republican party says there is a lot of craziness coming from both sides right now

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  • "When people see Democrat yard signs, they assume we are OK with black people living here."
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    Out of 35 comments.

    Somehow I just knew this would turn into a gun thread. Can we just skip the debate and move on to the gun porn?
  • Generation_D:
    I thought criminals looked for the Republican yard signs as evidence of who had the nicer stuff to steal.


    Nah. Republicans either are rich enough for private security, or too poor to buy anything more than the biggest SOMY flatscreen that will fit in their double-wide.

    /i be trollin', they hatin'
  • I'd rob a house with a democrat sign out front, chances are the entitlement junkies that live there have nicer stuff than me that my tax dollars bought for them.
  • /i be trollin', they hatin'

    Canadian supermodels troll for Romney...

    because the rest are too farking stupid.

    And on that note...
  • Well, if it's a white neighborhood with Obama signs they probably don't have guns so I'd recommend doing a home invasion there. And they probably won't press charges if you have a high melanin content so you might as well go for it.
  • Wouldn't this call for the 'Ironic' tag?

    /at least in the Alannis Morrisette sense
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