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  • ...Just not Heineken. Chilled camel piss in a green bottle.

  • xanadian: ...Just not Heineken. Chilled camel piss in a green bottle.


    can't stand any beer from a green bottle. don't know why that is....

  • It's a shame you don't sell any, Alexis.

  • xanadian: ...Just not Heineken. Chilled camel piss in a green bottle.


    yeah, i'm very meh on it. i'll take it if the alternative is sobriety or a bud light, but only maybe
    /keeps bourbon in a flask in the trunk

  • I'll take my beer fresh from the local brewery, thank you. But your support of my heath-conscious decision is noted.

    /Why did I wake up in my clothes on the couch again?

  • All I'm sayin... I'd rather be drinking a

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  • As Toby Keith would sing, "I like girls who drink beer."

  • Some fine journalisming you're doing over there, CNBC. It's like the Home Shopping Network and TVG had an even more shallow, shorter attention-spanned baby.

  • I chose to be edge not to follow a trend but to be my own person. I know I dont need drugs or alcohol because I see myself in the mirror every day. Im the only proof I need to know that a self destructive behavior doesnt describe my lifestyle. Im proud to be clean and where I am today. Ive gone through some shiat and Ive dealt with all the addictions and suicide. I control my own life now- Im happy because of what I have and who I am. Life's too farking short to spend it wasted and farked up. Im straight edge because I want to live my life.

    I know being edge was the right choice because it's what is in my heart. Im proud to be drug free and strong and where I am today. I have no doubt what so ever that I will stay edge for the rest of my life. Tha'ts how I know it's the right choice.

  • I prefer by booze to be fresh-squeezed.

  • Well it's easy to say it's healthy when your drinking water.

  • And by your I mean you're.

    /Stupid real beer messing me up
    //I'm in Australia so I'm not an alcoholic

  • SockMonkeyHolocaust: I know being edge was the right choice because it's what is in my heart. Im proud to be drug free and strong and where I am today. I have no doubt what so ever that I will stay edge for the rest of my life. Tha'ts how I know it's the right choice.


    And you proclaim proudly that you don't own a television.

  • SockMonkeyHolocaust: I chose to be edge not to follow a trend but to be my own person. I know I dont need drugs or alcohol because I see myself in the mirror every day. Im the only proof I need to know that a self destructive behavior doesnt describe my lifestyle. Im proud to be clean and where I am today. Ive gone through some shiat and Ive dealt with all the addictions and suicide. I control my own life now- Im happy because of what I have and who I am. Life's too farking short to spend it wasted and farked up. Im straight edge because I want to live my life.

    I know being edge was the right choice because it's what is in my heart. Im proud to be drug free and strong and where I am today. I have no doubt what so ever that I will stay edge for the rest of my life. Tha'ts how I know it's the right choice.


    That... has to be the most abject, thumb sucking, self-hugging, rocking in a corner, sleeping with the lights on expression of self doubt I've seen in ages. What sorry excuse for an autonomous adult wrote that?  Show business, right?

  • xanadian: ...Just not Heineken. OverpricedChilled camel piss in a green bottle.


    ftfy

  • SockMonkeyHolocaust: I chose to be edge not to follow a trend but to be my own person. I know I dont need drugs or alcohol because I see myself in the mirror every day. Im the only proof I need to know that a self destructive behavior doesnt describe my lifestyle. Im proud to be clean and where I am today. Ive gone through some shiat and Ive dealt with all the addictions and suicide. I control my own life now- Im happy because of what I have and who I am. Life's too farking short to spend it wasted and farked up. Im straight edge because I want to live my life.

    I know being edge was the right choice because it's what is in my heart. Im proud to be drug free and strong and where I am today. I have no doubt what so ever that I will stay edge for the rest of my life. Tha'ts how I know it's the right choice.


    Dude, it's cool. Finish your j and your sixer, I won't rat you out to your buddies.

  • Heineken is acceptable on tap as far as lagers goes. It's absolutely awful in all its other forms.

  • Let's get this out of the way before *bleeeeeeeeep* posts it:

    Anyone who drinks microbrewery beer also tends to:

    1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
    2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
    3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
    4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
    5. Read books at Starbucks
    6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
    7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
    8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
    9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
    10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

  • 392Zaphod: All I'm sayin... I'd rather be drinking a

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    I just went up to Maine for a weekend and had dinner at Ebeneezer's Pub both nights. They had a Chimay Burger with home made frites that was damn good.

  • DoctorCal: Let's get this out of the way before *bleeeeeeeeep* posts it:

    Anyone who drinks microbrewery beer also tends to:

    1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
    2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
    3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
    4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
    5. Read books at Starbucks
    6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts

    7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
    8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
    9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
    10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


    6 out of 10 right. I'll give you a B for the attempt and a C- because the ones that were supposed to be funny were a fail or cliche.

    The list of generalizations about Corporate Beer Drinkers would be longer than the average attention span of the Corporate Beer Drinker, and most craft beer drinkers are also readers who already know the traits. So I'll skip it and get to work so I can earn more money to spend on overpriced, exotic, white whale craft beers.

  • Unfortunately, my remission is over.

    I have Hodgkin's lymphoma.

    I think beer may be the only cure out there, but I'm willing to explore other options.

    I'm a psychiatrist, not an oncologist.

    Sorry for whining.

  • seljer: Heineken is acceptable on tap as far as lagers goes. It's absolutely awful in all its other forms.


    Beer Thread?
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    My brew of choice around the house during summer grilling weather. If you can find it where you are, give it a try. When traveling in the UK/RoI... Guinness on tap is a must - It's absolutely awful in all its other forms.

  • For you virgina farkers,, its Richmond beer week. All types of things going on to promote our local beers.

    Now, go get you vote on and grab a pint!

  • GurneyHalleck: DoctorCal: Let's get this out of the way before *bleeeeeeeeep* posts it:

    Anyone who drinks microbrewery beer also tends to:

    1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
    2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
    3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
    4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
    5. Read books at Starbucks
    6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
    7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
    8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
    9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
    10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac

    6 out of 10 right. I'll give you a B for the attempt and a C- because the ones that were supposed to be funny were a fail or cliche.

    The list of generalizations about Corporate Beer Drinkers would be longer than the average attention span of the Corporate Beer Drinker, and most craft beer drinkers are also readers who already know the traits. So I'll skip it and get to work so I can earn more money to spend on overpriced, exotic, white whale craft beers.


    I guess I wasn't sufficiently clear.

    I was preemptively posting that copy pasta so that the usual troll wouldn't get the bites.

    Probably a wasted effort anyway, considering people already bite on someone whose name is a huge flashing red light that says "I'm posting something just to piss you off!"

  • Cerebral Knievel: For you virgina farkers,, its Richmond beer week. All types of things going on to promote our local beers.

    Now, go get you vote on and grab a pint!


    Richmond beer week ? I'm gonna go out to the grocery store and vote for Legends Brown Ale !

  • Alot of my friends have jumped on the IPA bandwagon. It's just too hoppy for me. I prefer New Castle Brown for everyday beer drinking and cooking. Haters gonna hate but it's good to me. And when peolpe say they hate beer in green bottles does Grolsch count? I likes me some Grolsch too.

    /Looty likes Heiny

  • RY28: Richmond beer week ? I'm gonna go out to the grocery store and vote for Legends Brown Ale !

    yeah, I like Legend but Williamsburg AleWerks came out with a bomb-ass pumpkin ale this year.

  • RY28: Cerebral Knievel: For you virgina farkers,, its Richmond beer week. All types of things going on to promote our local beers.

    Now, go get you vote on and grab a pint!

    Richmond beer week ? I'm gonna go out to the grocery store and vote for Legends Brown Ale !


    And we at Legend Brewing Company appreciate your patrionage. :)

  • DoctorCal: Probably a wasted effort anyway, considering people already bite on someone whose name is a huge flashing red light that says "I'm posting something just to piss you off!"


    Yes. It's the not-so-obvious names like DoctorCal you have to watch out for.

  • Hey, come on now. Some of us can only drink Heineken because of medical conditions!

  • colon_pow: xanadian: ...Just not Heineken. Chilled camel piss in a green bottle.

    can't stand any beer from a green bottle. don't know why that is....


    Green bottles make the beer skunk faster than brown bottles.

    /

    392Zaphod: All I'm sayin... I'd rather be drinking a

    bottleofdeliciouschimay.jpg


    amen, brother.

  • I rather enjoyed the documentary "how beer saved the world" some surprising historical stuff.

  • Hey, when I was drinking, I loved me a flavorful and awesome micro, or chimay was amazing, especially for the price of a 40 of it.
    But honestly the bud lights of the beer world were great too. Cheap to get wasted on if that was the goal, easy to drink all day due to low taste and hops and sulfides, and frankly less of a hangover. Plus cheap. Not like I was going to buy a 30 pack of chimay for a Friday night.

  • beer turns to sugar in my system and makes me piss a gallon every 5 minutes. it is no fun. It tastes like shiat and there are far better, easier ways to get drunk, if that is what you are after.

    what is so goddamn great about beer, anyways? I have drank quite a bit in my younger days, tried all sorts of different brands. as far as taste, Heineken is one of the least offensive. it doesn't not go with pizza, for instance.

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    Old Pic but you get the idea. This is what beer really is, best time of the year to be a beer nerd!

    /BEER NERDS UNITE! It is Celebration time!

  • Colorado has some of the finest microbrews in the world.

    Christmas Fark party in Breckenridge this year would rock.

  • Zero for ten.

    There's a reason beer labels have no nutrition information beyond the calories (if that). Federal law prohibits it, too many good things in beer. Like being the only non-animal source of B12.

  • natazha: Zero for ten.

    There's a reason beer labels have no nutrition information beyond the calories (if that). Federal law prohibits it, too many good things in beer. Like being the only non-animal source of B12.


    wat

  • SockMonkeyHolocaust: I chose to be edge not to follow a trend but to be my own person. I know I dont need drugs or alcohol because I see myself in the mirror every day. Im the only proof I need to know that a self destructive behavior doesnt describe my lifestyle. Im proud to be clean and where I am today. Ive gone through some shiat and Ive dealt with all the addictions and suicide. I control my own life now- Im happy because of what I have and who I am. Life's too farking short to spend it wasted and farked up. Im straight edge because I want to live my life.

    I know being edge was the right choice because it's what is in my heart. Im proud to be drug free and strong and where I am today. I have no doubt what so ever that I will stay edge for the rest of my life. Tha'ts how I know it's the right choice.


    Thank you for sharing.

  • DoctorCal: Let's get this out of the way before *bleeeeeeeeep* posts it:

    Anyone who drinks microbrewery beer also tends to:

    1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
    2. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
    3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
    4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
    5. Read books at Starbucks
    6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
    7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
    8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
    9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
    10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac


    1. 1channel.ch FTW
    2. I prefer my 501 shrink-to-fit Levi's (not skinny). Also, my bike has gears. It is retro style though.
    3. Thinkpad. And I'm an industrial designer (inconceivable combination, I know). I did watch Escaflowne recently... does that count?
    4. Don't have the setup, but I'd like to.
    5. Please. Be seen supporting an evil corporation like Starshucks? (Prefer local. Starbucks is fine.)
    6. I totally do. B cup on a thin girl is my ultimate weakness. Dated A to DD. B cup all the way.
    7. On the rare occasions I'm at Walmart, I remind myself how blessed I am, and remember that I could be just like the stereotypes had I made different decisions in my life.
    8. Both roommates smoke. They keep it outside where it should be. 5 seconds walking by won't kill anyone.
    10. For the love of all that is terrible for you but smothered in BBQy deliciousness - when is the McRib coming back?!

    Thank you for the bait. I'm also going to hang on to your hook if you don't mind. 

    /Seriously - McRib needs to hurry up and get here.

  • frepnog: natazha: Zero for ten.

    There's a reason beer labels have no nutrition information beyond the calories (if that). Federal law prohibits it, too many good things in beer. Like being the only non-animal source of B12.

    wat


    Beer has far too many nutritional and beneficial qualities, the federal government does not want to allow citizens to think beer might be a good thing to consume; they need to baby the american public with disinformation. Otherwise people will go crazy and become rampaging alcoholics and drink 4000000 beers a day. Just like they do with vitamins.

    frepnog: beer turns to sugar in my system and makes me piss a gallon every 5 minutes. it is no fun. It tastes like shiat and there are far better, easier ways to get drunk, if that is what you are after.

    what is so goddamn great about beer, anyways? I have drank quite a bit in my younger days, tried all sorts of different brands. as far as taste, Heineken is one of the least offensive. it doesn't not go with pizza, for instance.


    Uh, what? I've never, ever, heard Heineken described as 'least offensive'. It has a strong, severe, taste of sulphur-components. If you don't like beer, that's fine, I never liked wine or saki.

  • STILL NO BEER TAG.

    /Heinie sucks.

  • seljer: Heineken is acceptable on tap as far as lagers goes. It's absolutely awful in all its other forms.


    and a THIS to that

  • If enjoyed in small quantities, sure, why the fark not...

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