| A clear, concise, totally helpful look at the candidate's positions, for those few coma victims who just woke up and decided to vote tomorrow |
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| ThatGuyGreg Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow... |
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| The Jami Turman Fan Club
That article was depressing. Too close to reality. |
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| Summoner101
This article is suspect because it was published on 31 Oct. Romney has changed positions at least three time by now and that's only with FEMA. |
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| Ivo Shandor
Too many words. I'll let the dog decide. |
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| tforbes
was very meh |
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| doczoidberg
I get all of my election information from The Onion. |
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| Angry Buddha
It makes no difference to me. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. |
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| TWX
Heh. The Israel topic is interesting. Europe had established its own states at the East end of the Mediterranean for about 200 years before they were defeated. Modern Israel has about 140 years to go before they even meet that precedent, let alone confirm some kind of permanence. /this is not an opinion on existence of Israel |
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| Day_Old_Dutchie
Angry Buddha: It makes no difference to me. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. But what about Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop- F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel, ? or Nigel Incubator-Jones? |
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| asmodeus224
Romney should run for President of Israel...i like that Obama treats them like an ally, and not part of our nation. |
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| roughridersfan
Angry Buddha: It makes no difference to me. I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. If I could vote in the US, I'd vote for Kodos. |
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| TaterTot_HotDish clearly The Onion has a reality bias |
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| SoupJohnB
ThatGuyGreg: Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow... Well now, in Florida we can't vote until tommorrow. A nice young man called me on the phone and explained that voting here had been post-poned due to that hurricane, or something. |
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| hawcian
ThatGuyGreg: Bad news for people that wake up and try to vote tomorrow... Well, it made sense when I submitted it. Yesterday. |
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| starsrift
I lost it here: "aiming to lull the environment into a false sense of trust and complacency, at which point he can frack the shiat out of it." |
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| stuffy
So close to the truth it's scary. |
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| Pochas
Apparently a lot of the 20-something year old girls on my facebook have been in a coma... |
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| Lettuce
To be fair, Romney's positions change every day, so this isn't entirely unnecessary. |
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| Molavian D - Democrat - Dead voters R - Republican - Retarded voters C - ??? - Comatose voters |
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superfudge73
![]() This is relevant to my interest. |
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| The wonderful travels of a turd
Pochas: Apparently a lot of the 20-something year old girls on my facebook have been in a coma... And you didn't take advantage of that coma? |
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| GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve
Came for Dead Zone reference, leaving statisfied. |
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