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xanadian: Will the 3-year-old now have to register as a sex offender?
dready zim: In the UK, the kid is below the age where they can be prosecuted for anything. This is only a story if your country has draconian outdated laws. Do you have workhouses for poor people as well?
LandOfChocolate: There seems to be more to this story than reported:I said we are on our property and he said it's in public view," said the boy's grandmother, Jennifer Warden.But they point out the street is actually quite rural, yet the Wardens who live on two and half acres say this one officer parks at the end of their street daily. So they asked why."It's a public street and he wants to, so he can," Jennifer Warden said.Something smells here, it sounds like the officer has a personal beef with the family. Or thats his lunch spot
xanadian: Will the 3-year-old now have to register as a sex offender?FTA: this one officer parks at the end of their street daily.
Englebert Slaptyback: According to TFA, the cop sits at the end of the street but he was able to get to the lawn before the boy could actually urinate.Why the heck is he parking there and staring at little boys??
cgraves67: Little boys pee on everything. My coworker's son was peeing in the heater vent in his room. My neighbor's grandkids pee behind the bushes on their lawn during daylight hours. Or that's what I understand when I hear the grandma yelling, "It's light out! Go pee behind the bushes!" I grew up in the country, so I peed on anything I wanted to: off bridges, on small animals, on the side of the barn, whatever.
cgraves67: My coworker's son was peeing in the heater vent in his room.
Fark Rye For Many Whores: cgraves67: My coworker's son was peeing in the heater vent in his room.Hah I'd forgotten about that, I did that in school at an early age.
HotWingConspiracy: Police are the most useless members of society.
kim jong-un: Which pd was this?
kdawg7736: Must have smelled really bad.
FeFiFoFark: Who in FSM's name decided public urination fine should be $2,500? Who assigns these fees? They should be fired. For realz.
Great Janitor: Downside: ticket might successfully get dismissed, cop, however, might take a closer watch over the residence.
Fark Rye For Many Whores: kdawg7736: Must have smelled really bad.First is the sizzling noise, and the bubbling smoking. Then it doesn't smell as much as you'd think but yeah not something you stay around for.
talkertopc: FTA: "But they point out the street is actually quite rural, yet the Wardens who live on two and half acres say this one officer parks at the end of their street daily."Sounds like the officer (who for some reason is not named in the story) has an axe to grind with that family.
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