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   "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE WAS SHRINKAGE... The water was co.... wait, it was warm?"

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM   |   9328 clicks   |   UPI
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
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Yeah, and yellower, too.

06 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
"Boy! You must have seen in swimming when it was cold, cause I ain't no boy!"

--Redd Foxx, in response to a back stage security guard in Alabama, who called him "boy." c. 1962

06 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
You have to believe the guys in the article.
They are marine biologists.
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What is that, a Titleist?

06 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
dready zim     
"fish and other aquatic organisms provide 3 billion people with at least 15 percent of their animal protein intake"
"animals in water decrease in size by 5 percent for every degree Celsius of warming, similarly sized species on land shrink, on average, by just half a percent"

According to the US Department of Agriculture food guide, proteins should constitute 26 percent of your daily caloric intake.

So we would lose 15% of 15% of 26% of the calorific content for half the people with a 3 degree warming? (assuming all protein is animal, which it is not)

That`s a loss of 0.2925% of the food we eat globally. Have a handful of beans once a week, that should sort it out.

It is said that "Products from food animals provide over 33 percent of protein consumed in human diets globally" so it`s a third of that... A handful of beans once every three weeks?

Scaremongering stories are scaremongering...

06 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
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