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   Deputy commander of the Army's 82nd Airborne Division allegedly said "I'm a general, I'll do whatever the [fark] I want," which apparently included forcible sodomy

06 Nov 2012 08:48 AM   |   11352 clicks   |   Wired
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FlyingLizardOfDoom    [TotalFark]  
Isn't that called a shotgun gay wedding?

06 Nov 2012 12:46 AM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Isn't that called a shotgun gay wedding?


Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)
ART. 125. SODOMY

(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.

06 Nov 2012 12:50 AM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
Yes but was it legitimate sodomy? Because if it was legitimate sodomy, a man's bunghole has a way of shutting that all down.

06 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
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Joelogon    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)
ART. 125. SODOMY

(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.


Also note that the UCMJ definition of sodomy includes oral sex, and that "In fact, it appears that the majority of people prosecuted under Article 125 are straight"

/stubmitter

06 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
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Red Shirt Blues     
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06 Nov 2012 03:25 AM
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Bontesla     

BarkingUnicorn: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Isn't that called a shotgun gay wedding?

Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)
ART. 125. SODOMY

(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.


Unnatural carnal copulation?
Hot.

06 Nov 2012 06:17 AM
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Cythraul     

FlyingLizardOfDoom: Isn't that called a shotgun gay wedding?


No, it's called rape.

06 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
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starsrift     
Since it's General, not Admiral, I'm guessing straight. *clicks*

... Yup.

06 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
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MasterPython     
Is that worse than rapeing a woman as far as sentancing goes?

06 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
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Wise_Guy     
From the linked article: Link

The captain, who was brought into the 82nd Airborne Division just before the start of the unit's year-long deployment in September 2011 at the behest of Sinclair, told Huggins that she had been having a sexual relationship with Sinclair for three years.

She was "in tears, crying and, I think, fearful," Huggins said.

Huggins said he was told by the aide that she assumed Sinclair would leave his wife for her. She learned that was not the case when, after accessing Sinclair's personal emails, she saw correspondence to Sinclair's wife and to other women.

Huggins said the woman said she was ready to end the relationship and alleged that Sinclair had forcibly sodomized her by grabbing her by the neck.


Sounds like it could be a 'woman scorned' situation.

06 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
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SnyderCat     
No gay weddings.

Come on, people, there are plenty of straight people who get married....or remarried.....again...and again...and again.

Not sure what that's called actually.

06 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
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bungle_jr     

BarkingUnicorn: FlyingLizardOfDoom: Isn't that called a shotgun gay wedding?

Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)
ART. 125. SODOMY

(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.


"unnatural carnal copulation"

what does this mean? although penis in vagina is the only "copulation" that can result in a child being conceived, i argue that penis in mouth and penis in anus are also "natural" copulations.

besides, whatever the interpretation of the ucmj article, most people in the military are guilty

06 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
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kvinesknows     
I am guessing that only ONE of the women it was forced. Most women would TOTALLY get off on being farked by a General in public.

06 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
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SnyderCat     

Joelogon: BarkingUnicorn: Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)
ART. 125. SODOMY

(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.

Also note that the UCMJ definition of sodomy includes oral sex, and that "In fact, it appears that the majority of people prosecuted under Article 125 are straight"

/stubmitter


Came for this.

Going to be satisfied.

06 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
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bungle_jr     
as to the charge here..."forcible" indeed adds a completely illegal aspect that i in no way intended to condone...rape is rape and it's wrong

06 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
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BowtoMogul     
"Lighten up Francis"

06 Nov 2012 08:59 AM
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thurstonxhowell     
Still a better love story than Twilight.

06 Nov 2012 08:59 AM
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Frothy Panties     
Folks, that provision of Article 125 (a) was repealled.

06 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
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biglew99     
growthnation.com



You're Gawdamm RIGHT I did!

/oblig.

06 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
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Frothy Panties     
REPEALED. Dear God, weak keyboard fu!

06 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
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strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  
..."forcible sodomy".

Wait! I don't know of any other kind.

06 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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kvinesknows     

bungle_jr: as to the charge here..."forcible" indeed adds a completely illegal aspect that i in no way intended to condone...rape is rape and it's wrong


forcible means because he is a general.. anyone under him in the chain of command would be off limits, even if willing,

06 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
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BitwiseShift     
I give it one star out of five. Would not ride again.


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06 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
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SnyderCat     

biglew99: [growthnation.com image 260x267]



You're Gawdamm RIGHT I did!

/oblig.


Yeah, but some of us are only looking for ONE good man.

Sorry, I don't resemble Demi Moore.

06 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
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MFAWG     

Wise_Guy: From the linked article: Link

The captain, who was brought into the 82nd Airborne Division just before the start of the unit's year-long deployment in September 2011 at the behest of Sinclair, told Huggins that she had been having a sexual relationship with Sinclair for three years.

She was "in tears, crying and, I think, fearful," Huggins said.

Huggins said he was told by the aide that she assumed Sinclair would leave his wife for her. She learned that was not the case when, after accessing Sinclair's personal emails, she saw correspondence to Sinclair's wife and to other women.

Huggins said the woman said she was ready to end the relationship and alleged that Sinclair had forcibly sodomized her by grabbing her by the neck.

Sounds like it could be a 'woman scorned' situation.


5 times?

06 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
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Nicholas Urfe     

Wise_Guy: Sounds like it could be a 'woman scorned' situation.


Only 8% of rape accusations made to law enforcement are false. Therefore, he definitely raped her. Why do you hate women?

06 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

biglew99: [growthnation.com image 260x267]


angryczeck.com

COLONEL JESSUP
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE ROD

06 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
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maggoo     
Is there a military badge for rape? Maybe a special skills badge.

06 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
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sedric     
www.wired.com

sinclair: I just sodomized a subordinate
afghan:a goat? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

06 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
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BitwiseShift     
UPS calls Sinclair Amateur. adding We screw people professionally and in great numbers. And they pay us.

Given his logistics training UPS plans to hire him as soon as his Army paperwork is done.

www2.theupsstorelocal.com

06 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
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LoneWolf343     
I bet he didn't have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach-around.

06 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
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SnyderCat     

LoneWolf343: I bet he didn't have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach-around.


Real men don't reach around. There are plenty of women ready to go there.

06 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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protectyourlimbs     
a.abcnews.com

06 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
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Hawnkee     
Rank has its privileges.

06 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
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Father_Jack     
cmon people. if you cant sodomize subordinates as a brigadier general of the screaming eagles, WHERE CAN YOU.

06 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
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hdhale     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: biglew99: [growthnation.com image 260x267]

[angryczeck.com image 288x288]

COLONEL JESSUP
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE ROD


Raging gay moonbat is gay and raging.

Not his best moment of acting...actually his best moment was in the movie "Jerry McGuire" when I swore he was straight for about 30 seconds.

Nicholas Urfe: Wise_Guy: Sounds like it could be a 'woman scorned' situation.

Only 8% of rape accusations made to law enforcement are false.


I'm sure the 80 guys in 1000 (I'll run with your number for sake of argument) that are falsely accused take great comfort in that, particularly the ones serving time...and yes, it happens.

06 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
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ZzeusS     

Wise_Guy: From the linked article: Link

The captain, who was brought into the 82nd Airborne Division just before the start of the unit's year-long deployment in September 2011 at the behest of Sinclair, told Huggins that she had been having a sexual relationship with Sinclair for three years.

She was "in tears, crying and, I think, fearful," Huggins said.

Huggins said he was told by the aide that she assumed Sinclair would leave his wife for her. She learned that was not the case when, after accessing Sinclair's personal emails, she saw correspondence to Sinclair's wife and to other women.

Huggins said the woman said she was ready to end the relationship and alleged that Sinclair had forcibly sodomized her by grabbing her by the neck.

Sounds like it could be a 'woman scorned' situation.



Yep. If you're going to go nuts on that kind of stuff, better make sure you take care of your people.

06 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
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Joelogon    [TotalFark]  

Frothy Panties: Folks, that provision of Article 125 (a) was repealled.


Nope. Repeal was removed in conference.

06 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     

protectyourlimbs: [a.abcnews.com image 271x411]


Is he wearing two watches? What a douche.

06 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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elguerodiablo     

strangeguitar: ..."forcible sodomy".

Wait! I don't know of any other kind.


Exactly. That little buggerhole is tight. Your not getting in there just by asking nicely.

06 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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slayer199    [TotalFark]  

biglew99: You're Gawdamm RIGHT I did!


Fark Rye For Many Whores: COLONEL JESSUP
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE ROD


Came for "A Few Good men" references, leaving satisfied.

06 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
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The Dog Ate My Homework     
Impossible. He's a member of the armed services, and that automatically makes him a hero who is deserving of our unmitigated gratitude and adulation.

06 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
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SnyderCat     

SnyderCat: biglew99: [growthnation.com image 260x267]



You're Gawdamm RIGHT I did!

/oblig.

Yeah, but some of us are only looking for ONE good man.

Sorry, I don't resemble Demi Moore.


slayer199: biglew99: You're Gawdamm RIGHT I did!

Fark Rye For Many Whores: COLONEL JESSUP
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE ROD

Came for "A Few Good men" references, leaving satisfied.


Happy to oblige, sir.

06 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
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Prank Call of Cthulhu     
i50.tinypic.com

06 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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MBooda     
The 101st, on the other hand, goes in more for teabagging.
www.thedropzone.org
/nuts, nobody yet?

06 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
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westpointer     
Am just glad this creep isn't part of the long grey line.

06 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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lizyrd     
The Army released charge sheets and identified the investigating officers when it charged Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan with the Fort Hood shootings in 2009 and Pfc. Bradley Manning in the WikiLeaks disclosures...Staff Sgt. Robert Bales - whose own court martial starts on Monday at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington state - got no such protective treatment...That stands in contrast to the treatment being received by Brig. Gen. Sinclair. "Clearly those cases are much more high-visibility and high-stakes than the Sinclair case," Davis says...The military also aired accusations in a rape case against a basic-training instructor, Staff. Sgt. Luis Walker

I'm shocked that the military was more reluctant to publicize the charges of a general officer than those of a major, a couple of staff sergeants and a private.

The argument that the article is making is that the military is protecting him because he's in the "good ole boys club" by being a general. The reasoning is that far more serious charges have been publicized against lower ranking officers / non-coms. The article makes the inference that more serious charges mean more embarrassment for the Army. So therefore, Sinclair is being given preferential treatment due to being a general since his offenses were less serious, which means less embarrassing. The problem with that train of thought is that it's a crock of shiat.

Deputy commander of one of the more recognizable units in the Army, a Ranger, a chest full of medals, a 27 year career, and a general? Misconduct by this guy is far more embarrassing than some idiot 25 year-old Air Force staff sergeant. It may not be right, but I can see why the military was more hesitant to publicize this guy's misdeeds than the other examples provided in the article.

06 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
What about rum and the lash?

06 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
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SnyderCat     

Fano: What about rum and the lash?


Or the whiskey and the hash?

FTFK

06 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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groppet     

Joelogon: Frothy Panties: Folks, that provision of Article 125 (a) was repealled.

Nope. Repeal was removed in conference.


So the repeal was repealed in a repeal vote?

06 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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