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   "He even threw a zinc panel into a pit"

06 Nov 2012 09:20 AM   |   6711 clicks   |   AsiaOne
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
Someone's acting awfully aluminum...

06 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
thebpem     
I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?

06 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
Lochsteppe     
Come back, zinc!

06 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
awfulawful     
Come back, zinc! Come back!

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06 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
Devolving_Spud     
If I had a nickel...

06 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
The Third Man     
it was not the first time the Caucasian man had "lost his cool".

Oh Singapore newspaper, you so crazy.

06 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
liam76     
Yeah Singapoer is not the country to throw your little rants in, I hope they cane him.

06 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
Legal Dude     
with a helpful photo of what a person throwing a zinc panel into a pit might look like.

06 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
Devolving_Spud     

thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?


Bite your tungsten!

06 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
Ghost Roach     
Someone call the coppers

06 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
lostcat     
If you don't like construction noise, stay out of SE Asia.

In Ho Chi Minh City they do construction over night because it's cooler and they can't bring equipment in to work sites during the day (traffic).

And then when they stop construction, it's time for the government announcements over the city-wide PA system.

Earplugs are your friend.

06 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
WhippingBoy     

lostcat: If you don't like construction noise, stay out of SE Asia.

In Ho Chi Minh City they do construction over night because it's cooler and they can't bring equipment in to work sites during the day (traffic).

And then when they stop construction, it's time for the government announcements over the city-wide PA system.

Earplugs are your friend.


I don't get it. Why did you lead us on?

06 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
thebpem     

Devolving_Spud: thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?

Bite your tungsten!


Au! If I don't are you going to call the coppers?

06 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, I think the authorities have his number.

/and it's 30

06 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
puckrock2000     
The comments on the article are highly entertaining. For example, I learned that "ang mo" is Singlish for "honky".

06 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
Devolving_Spud     

thebpem: Devolving_Spud: thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?

Bite your tungsten!

Au! If I don't are you going to call the coppers?


We shouldn't be enemies, we should be alloys.

06 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
trappedspirit     
Those zany expats. Someone should make a camp.

06 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
thebpem     

Devolving_Spud: thebpem: Devolving_Spud: thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?

Bite your tungsten!

Au! If I don't are you going to call the coppers?

We shouldn't be enemies, we should be alloys.


I see you're trying to be the good Samarium here. I'll accept provided you're not trying to be ionic. We can go to the strip club to see Crystal's cleavage and Esters COOCH.

06 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
durgledoggy     

06 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
Englebert Slaptyback    [TotalFark]  

Devolving_Spud


thebpem: Devolving_Spud: thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?

Bite your tungsten!

Au! If I don't are you going to call the coppers?

We shouldn't be enemies, we should be alloys


That's true: all the elements are there. It's good to see you guys forging a new friendship.

Cu later!

06 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
mark12A     
How Ironic.

/"there are several decaffinated brands that are just as good..."

06 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
Maud Dib    [TotalFark]  
What a twit.

06 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
sasbazooka     
Well, at least they referred to him as a "Caucasian" instead of an "American"

06 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  

sasbazooka: Well, at least they referred to him as a "Caucasian" instead of an "American"


Lemme hold of the Caucasians in a 9D.
/well she's had two caucasians already

06 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
LemSkroob     

thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?


Most civilized places have set hours when you can do construction. Singapore is likely not one of those places, and also very likely employs kids from Bangladesh to work the 4AM sunday shift for $1.50 a day.

06 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
Billy Bathsalt    [TotalFark]  
It galvanized the authorities

06 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
Caluth     
He got better.....

06 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
NuttierThanEver     
I think his complaint fell on tin ears

06 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
Idiot forgot to wait until any possible witnesses argon. Now his photo's been xenon the web by just about everyone in Singapore. It's probably the lead story in the Straits Times. When questioned, just remember to bismuth...

06 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
thebpem     
How much does a LaWYEr cost in Singapore?

06 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
TheDirtyNacho     

sasbazooka: Well, at least they referred to him as a "Caucasian" instead of an "American"


It's singapore... the man is likely to be british.

Maybe's he's mad about his hair.

06 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
WelldeadLink    [TotalFark]  
Did he do all this quietly?
Either way, he showed us this is too hard for his lack of mettle.

06 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
bucket_pup     
This pure comedy AU. She should dump his butt collect antimony for the rest of her life.

06 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Grammatik Polizei     
PAtHeTiC RaGe

06 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
SkunkWerks     
Did he at some point try to kill you with a fork lift?

06 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Englebert Slaptyback    [TotalFark]  

SkunkWerks


Did he at some point try to kill you with a fork lift?


Ole!

06 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
MythDragon     

Englebert Slaptyback: Devolving_Spud

thebpem: Devolving_Spud: thebpem: I don't mean to be a boron here, but couldn't he have just found some ear plugs and proceed to barium into his ears?

Bite your tungsten!

Au! If I don't are you going to call the coppers?

We shouldn't be enemies, we should be alloys


That's true: all the elements are there. It's good to see you guys forging a new friendship.

Cu later!


I can't think of any more puns. You guys have made a Radon them all, and all the best ones Argon

06 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
MythDragon     

liam76: Yeah Singapoer is not the country to throw your little rants in


No shiat. Not many places worse to pick.

06 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
SirEattonHogg     
Boy, I don't miss most expats in Asia. Many are easily the biggest self-entitled racist snobby a-holes you'll ever meet. Out of the entire lot, the Brits have the worst chip on the shoulder (pro-tip: your empire is long gone, jerks).

Happy to be back in the US. Hope they cane his arse.

06 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
Aquapope     
Damn Caucasians, ruining it for everybody.

06 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
sleep lack     
Guy needs to take his lithium,

06 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
HailRobonia    [TotalFark]  
Just keep examining every low bid quoted for zinc etchings.

06 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
dustygrimp     
I think we need to get word to Doofenshmirtz for his Big Laundry-inator.

06 Nov 2012 03:55 PM
puckrock2000     

TheDirtyNacho: sasbazooka: Well, at least they referred to him as a "Caucasian" instead of an "American"

It's singapore... the man is likely to be british.

Maybe's he's mad about his hair.


Actually, if you watch the video, he sounds Aussie or Sith Efrican.

06 Nov 2012 04:10 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     
He was more than a little anode at all that noise..

06 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
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