Ugh. Stay-at-home mommy blogger.

abhorrent1: Ugh. Stay-at-home mommy blogger.

Looks like we're done here

As long as the wife gives him butt secks she'll be ok.

What if the poor kid just wants a sandwich... in the shape of a square?

martid4: As long as the wife gives him butt secks she'll be ok.

With typical mommy-blogger smotherineptitude, odds are better he'll be in a quasiamorous panspecies corporated long-distance gayola-for-payola shaved-furries sort of relationship, anyway.

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, as far as I care.

Disney lawyers calling yet, mom? You can be sure they will if you get that book deal.

"Look at how much of a better parent I am than you!"

My second grader makes his own lunch.

Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

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Came for obento, leaving satisfied.

abhorrent1: Ugh. Stay-at-home mommy blogger.

Oh sweet tap-dancing jeebus. Thank you for saving me from reading the absolutely concentrated dreck that is a "mommy blog".

The only thing worse than a self-absorbed person is a self-absorbed person with too much time on their hands.

Marginally impressed.

My mom used to strap on vegetables and sodomize me with them before I went to school every morning. Does that count?

WhippingBoy: My mom used to strap on vegetables and sodomize me with them before I went to school every morning. Does that count?

At least you went to school with a smile.

kiwimoogle84: Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

I laugh because that's what I do when I make sandwiches. Or hearts for my husband.

morgantx: kiwimoogle84: Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

I laugh because that's what I do when I make sandwiches. Or hearts for my husband.

She'd do that too, but her hearts always ended up lopsided. *shrug* it's the thought that counts.

martid4: WhippingBoy: My mom used to strap on vegetables and sodomize me with them before I went to school every morning. Does that count?

At least you went to school with a smile.

That's true. Although to this day, I can only eat carrots in a rather unconventional manner.

martid4: As long as the wife gives him butt secks she'll be ok.

Yeah, but will she be able to compete with Mom's good old home-made blowjobs? That's one area where experience really counts.

Was it this mom?

They've been doing this for a while... Japanese lunch box art

Daily Mail also did an article on that U.S. woman back in June 2012 - Link 

/timesaver for guys: hover your cursor over any DailyMail link, and if it includes /femail/ ... most of you can skip it.

Fellow will have to find a Japanese wife.



Preferably one with bento skills, rather than only making a huge omelette.

kiwimoogle84: morgantx: kiwimoogle84: Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

I laugh because that's what I do when I make sandwiches. Or hearts for my husband.

She'd do that too, but her hearts always ended up lopsided. *shrug* it's the thought that counts.

I thought about doing something nice for you today, but I didn't actually do it. Still counts?