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   Every single day a Denver mom makes a different edible cartoon character made out of fruits and vegetable for her son's lunch. Good luck to his future first wife

06 Nov 2012 08:30 AM   |   8266 clicks   |   Soshiok
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abhorrent1     
Ugh. Stay-at-home mommy blogger.

06 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
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titwrench     

abhorrent1: Ugh. Stay-at-home mommy blogger.


Looks like we're done here

06 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
As long as the wife gives him butt secks she'll be ok.

06 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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UschiKate     
What if the poor kid just wants a sandwich... in the shape of a square?

06 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
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RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
martid4: As long as the wife gives him butt secks she'll be ok.

With typical mommy-blogger smotherineptitude, odds are better he'll be in a quasiamorous panspecies corporated long-distance gayola-for-payola shaved-furries sort of relationship, anyway.

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, as far as I care.

06 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
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mr_fulano     
Disney lawyers calling yet, mom? You can be sure they will if you get that book deal.

06 Nov 2012 08:59 AM
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GavinTheAlmighty     
"Look at how much of a better parent I am than you!"

06 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
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b3x     
My second grader makes his own lunch.

06 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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WelldeadLink     
i.imgur.com

06 Nov 2012 09:14 AM
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kiwimoogle84     
Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

06 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
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Gleeman     

WelldeadLink: [i.imgur.com image 475x336]


Came for obento, leaving satisfied.

06 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
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WhippingBoy     

abhorrent1: Ugh. Stay-at-home mommy blogger.


Oh sweet tap-dancing jeebus. Thank you for saving me from reading the absolutely concentrated dreck that is a "mommy blog".

The only thing worse than a self-absorbed person is a self-absorbed person with too much time on their hands.

06 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
media.tumblr.com

Marginally impressed.

06 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
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WhippingBoy     
My mom used to strap on vegetables and sodomize me with them before I went to school every morning. Does that count?

06 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  

WhippingBoy: My mom used to strap on vegetables and sodomize me with them before I went to school every morning. Does that count?


At least you went to school with a smile.

06 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
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morgantx     

kiwimoogle84: Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb


I laugh because that's what I do when I make sandwiches. Or hearts for my husband.

06 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
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kiwimoogle84     

morgantx: kiwimoogle84: Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

I laugh because that's what I do when I make sandwiches. Or hearts for my husband.


She'd do that too, but her hearts always ended up lopsided. *shrug* it's the thought that counts.

06 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
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WhippingBoy     

martid4: WhippingBoy: My mom used to strap on vegetables and sodomize me with them before I went to school every morning. Does that count?

At least you went to school with a smile.


That's true. Although to this day, I can only eat carrots in a rather unconventional manner.

06 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
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cynicalbastard     

martid4: As long as the wife gives him butt secks she'll be ok.


Yeah, but will she be able to compete with Mom's good old home-made blowjobs? That's one area where experience really counts.

06 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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dready zim     
cdn.necolebitchie.com

Was it this mom?

06 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
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nanim     
They've been doing this for a while... Japanese lunch box art

Daily Mail also did an article on that U.S. woman back in June 2012 - Link 

/timesaver for guys: hover your cursor over any DailyMail link, and if it includes /femail/ ... most of you can skip it.

06 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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WelldeadLink     
Fellow will have to find a Japanese wife.

i.imgur.com

Preferably one with bento skills, rather than only making a huge omelette.

06 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
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stonicus     

kiwimoogle84: morgantx: kiwimoogle84: Honestly, she's pretty talented. And I see nothing wrong with this, she's a creative mom. Best my mom could come up with was making the mustard in the shape of happy faces or music notes before putting the other slice of bread on. Musically talented, artistically derpy.

/loves my mom
//gonna go call her, brb

I laugh because that's what I do when I make sandwiches. Or hearts for my husband.

She'd do that too, but her hearts always ended up lopsided. *shrug* it's the thought that counts.


I thought about doing something nice for you today, but I didn't actually do it. Still counts?

07 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
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