If i had eleventy plus votes to give subby, I would use them on this. It is SFW and funny. esp the Brides' comments. Nice find, ty

It is funny at this moment. I can think of a lot more worse stuff to happen at a wedding than a random naked person making an appearance. Brides father naked, for example.

The two little girls trying desperately to get a better look was amusing.

Sure, the naked flasher can ruin your wedding... but a clothed flasher is a truly shocking.

Father of the Bride?

A running joke in the family refers to the streaker's penis as "Daddy's Little Dividend".

Former boyfriend?

25 years subby? You have more faith in marriage than I do. I give them 7-8 years.

I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.

Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.

What is wrong with people???

It was intended as a protest against the high cost of modern marriage. To pay for the average extravagant wedding nowadays, you lose a lot more than your shirt.

The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

Then the groom yelled "Don't look, Ethel!"

But it was too late..

Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

Then the groom yelled "Don't look, Ethel!"

But it was too late..



Boogity, Boogity
Fastest thing on two feet

/we're old.

Do I hear wedding balls in you future?


Thank u, subby, that was hilarious!

I bought the Ray Stevens 45 rpm of that song, back when vinyl was king!

Why didn't the Maid of Honor tackle the streaker? Isn't that what defensive ends are coached to do? Protect the bride?

Your.

Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

I only heard "get out!" and she shooed him embarrassingly as if it were someone familiar.

See, that would just enhance my wedding. I'd be laughing my @ss off.

//but it's been well established that I'm weird
//getting married in Sept...hmmm...

I can see why they'd be so upset. It's extremely offensive for a tall, naked man to stand like that in the front of a church with his arms spread open.

Who kept whispering that the flasher was schizophrenic? Did they know him? Was the flasher a family member (sorry) who wasn't invited to the wedding because of the crazy? The questions, they do not end...

Elaine!

I think he has pants on.Must be a Republican flasher.

desertmouse: I can see why they'd be so upset. It's extremely offensive for a tall, naked man to stand like that in the front of a church with his arms spread open.

Yes, they have reason to be cross.

The best wedding I ever attended had the organ music playing and the bride wallking down the isle. When she reached her groom they both stood there waiting for somethig to happen. They waited and waited with the music playing "Here comes the Bride" over and over. It seems that they forgot to check to see if the minister was in the church. Turns out he forgot about the wedding and was out of town. A good time was had by all .

No one stays married for 25 consecutive years any more subby. They'll have at least two divorces thrown in there for kicks.

I missed a good family wedding once. In our family it is known as the "longest wedding in history". The brides mother was a florist so the church looked like a jungle there were lots of trees there that had flowers on them that looked like penises. So my family is giggling once word of that starts spreading. The brides mother also planned everything because she knew people that could do anything wedding related. The bridesmaids dresses were still not done and the lady was working on them in the church basement and sewing them on to the bridesmaids. The photographer was drunk and tripped over a huge floral arrangement and cause a domino effect that took out half the flowers. At the reception the mother had a epic meltdown where she was going on and on about how her daughter could get married. They had to put her in a room and probably load her up with meds. Yeah didnt last 3 years I think, glad I had a fever.

MaliFinn: Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

I only heard "get out!" and she shooed him embarrassingly as if it were someone familiar.

made me think of this NSFW language

This is me making a "best man" joke because y'all forgot to do it.

I got married in August in an outdoor ceremony just off a back country road. About 10 minutes in, we had a runner wearing nothing but the tiniest of running shorts zip by. Afterwards everyone asked us if we saw the naked runner guy.

JMel: I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.

Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.

What is wrong with people???

First world problems; you has em.

ChrisDe: [img32.imageshack.us image 608x366]

Elaine!

Nice.

Seems like a baptist church. No collar. Baptist pond upstairs. Naughty vicar?

Nice work flasher. This woman has done all this work to make sure the most important day in her life goes perfect, or if not perfect, at least not ruined by your monumental inconsiderations, or more likely, mental illness.

I say make him sex offender registry status, fine him $10,000, 6 months in jail, mandatory mental illness exam check-ups every 3 months for 20 years, and let the brides' parents to a half-dozen shots at him in the face with a baseball bat if they so desire.

/being charitable, p.o.s. should probably be buried alive

That's a total dick move (pun intended), but they'll get over it.

I honestly could have used a little excitement like that at my wedding.

It only ruins it if you have a stick up your ass.

SevenizGud: Nice work flasher. This woman has done all this work to make sure the most important day in her life goes perfect, or if not perfect, at least not ruined by your monumental inconsiderations, or more likely, mental illness.

I say make him sex offender registry status, fine him $10,000, 6 months in jail, mandatory mental illness exam check-ups every 3 months for 20 years, and let the brides' parents to a half-dozen shots at him in the face with a baseball bat if they so desire.

/being charitable, p.o.s. should probably be buried alive

Either:

A. 6/10 - decent troll

Or

B: Past/Future bridezilla

My parents had a house on the water and they let this waspy friend of theirs use the backyard for a wedding reception. The grooms family were all swamp guineas that shiat in the shower tub and thew the champagne glasses off of the cliff. The funniest part came when our septic tank overflowed because of the tremendous amount of flushing. They were stealing bottles of booze from the bar and the whole scene looked like it came out of Caddyshack. I can still remember the fistfights and the smell of sewage. The marriage lasted awhile maybe 2 years.

Why is it never a hot woman?

Whoever shaved that grizzly bear and stuck it in a bride's maid's dress should have sicced it on him 

The groom's jilted ex-boyfriend?

ManRay: Why didn't the Maid of Honor tackle the streaker? Isn't that what defensive ends are coached to do? Protect the bride?

She could've at least blocked the view. Hell, she could've blocked out the sun.

JMel: What is wrong with people???

They attach too much importance to having a "perfect" wedding and then get unreasonably upset when relatively minor things occur that interfere in any way whatever with the (usually impossible) vision they had in their head.

/ Or are you not ready to admit you have a problem?

profplump: JMel: What is wrong with people???

They attach too much importance to having a "perfect" wedding and then get unreasonably upset when relatively minor things occur that interfere in any way whatever with the (usually impossible) vision they had in their head.

/ Or are you not ready to admit you have a problem?

Meh, rain blew the church doors open during our wedding and a stray dog wondered in, we just thought it was funny

Ruined?

/wow

JMel: I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.

Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.

What is wrong with people???

Sooo... essentially, the "douchebags" were not seen by anyone in the wedding party? Basically, if it wasn't for the exuberant security guy on the 4-wheeler, no one would have been the wiser?

degenerate-afro: No one stays married for 25 consecutive years any more subby. They'll have at least two divorces thrown in there for kicks.

Celebrated our 30th this past June.

/Well, 2nd one for me, 1st lasted only a year...