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   Wedding ceremony is ruined by a naked flasher. Sure, it's not funny at this moment, but twenty-five years from now it's going to be a family tradition to watch the video on your anniversary (SFW)

06 Nov 2012 10:28 AM   |   7895 clicks   |   Courier Mail
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alienated     
If i had eleventy plus votes to give subby, I would use them on this. It is SFW and funny. esp the Brides' comments. Nice find, ty

06 Nov 2012 03:14 AM
Slaxl     
It is funny at this moment. I can think of a lot more worse stuff to happen at a wedding than a random naked person making an appearance. Brides father naked, for example.

06 Nov 2012 07:58 AM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
The two little girls trying desperately to get a better look was amusing.

06 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
cftc     
Sure, the naked flasher can ruin your wedding... but a clothed flasher is a truly shocking.

06 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Father of the Bride?

06 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
A running joke in the family refers to the streaker's penis as "Daddy's Little Dividend".

06 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Rickj     
Former boyfriend?

25 years subby? You have more faith in marriage than I do. I give them 7-8 years.

06 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
JMel     
I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.

Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.

What is wrong with people???

06 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
It was intended as a protest against the high cost of modern marriage. To pay for the average extravagant wedding nowadays, you lose a lot more than your shirt.

06 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

Then the groom yelled "Don't look, Ethel!"

But it was too late..

06 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
ChipNASA     

Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

Then the groom yelled "Don't look, Ethel!"

But it was too late..


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Boogity, Boogity
Fastest thing on two feet

/we're old.

06 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
danielscissorhands     
Do I hear wedding balls in you future?


Thank u, subby, that was hilarious!

06 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
Barnstormer     
I bought the Ray Stevens 45 rpm of that song, back when vinyl was king!

06 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
ManRay     
Why didn't the Maid of Honor tackle the streaker? Isn't that what defensive ends are coached to do? Protect the bride?

06 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
danielscissorhands     
Your.

06 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
MaliFinn     

Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."


I only heard "get out!" and she shooed him embarrassingly as if it were someone familiar.

06 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
rhondajeremy     
See, that would just enhance my wedding. I'd be laughing my @ss off.

//but it's been well established that I'm weird
//getting married in Sept...hmmm...

06 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
desertmouse     
I can see why they'd be so upset. It's extremely offensive for a tall, naked man to stand like that in the front of a church with his arms spread open.

06 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
Canton     
Who kept whispering that the flasher was schizophrenic? Did they know him? Was the flasher a family member (sorry) who wasn't invited to the wedding because of the crazy? The questions, they do not end...

06 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
ChrisDe     
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Elaine!

06 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
sweet-daddy-2     
I think he has pants on.Must be a Republican flasher.

06 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
Sique     

desertmouse: I can see why they'd be so upset. It's extremely offensive for a tall, naked man to stand like that in the front of a church with his arms spread open.


Yes, they have reason to be cross.

06 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
elkraf     
The best wedding I ever attended had the organ music playing and the bride wallking down the isle. When she reached her groom they both stood there waiting for somethig to happen. They waited and waited with the music playing "Here comes the Bride" over and over. It seems that they forgot to check to see if the minister was in the church. Turns out he forgot about the wedding and was out of town. A good time was had by all .

06 Nov 2012 10:48 AM
badscooter     
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06 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
degenerate-afro     
No one stays married for 25 consecutive years any more subby. They'll have at least two divorces thrown in there for kicks.

06 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
groppet     
I missed a good family wedding once. In our family it is known as the "longest wedding in history". The brides mother was a florist so the church looked like a jungle there were lots of trees there that had flowers on them that looked like penises. So my family is giggling once word of that starts spreading. The brides mother also planned everything because she knew people that could do anything wedding related. The bridesmaids dresses were still not done and the lady was working on them in the church basement and sewing them on to the bridesmaids. The photographer was drunk and tripped over a huge floral arrangement and cause a domino effect that took out half the flowers. At the reception the mother had a epic meltdown where she was going on and on about how her daughter could get married. They had to put her in a room and probably load her up with meds. Yeah didnt last 3 years I think, glad I had a fever.

06 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

MaliFinn: Day_Old_Dutchie: The bride can be heard whispering: "Oh my god. Get him out. Turn around. Please get him out."

I only heard "get out!" and she shooed him embarrassingly as if it were someone familiar.


made me think of this NSFW language

06 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
WyDave     
This is me making a "best man" joke because y'all forgot to do it.

06 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
JoePragmatist     
I got married in August in an outdoor ceremony just off a back country road. About 10 minutes in, we had a runner wearing nothing but the tiniest of running shorts zip by. Afterwards everyone asked us if we saw the naked runner guy.

06 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin     

JMel: I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.

Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.

What is wrong with people???


First world problems; you has em.

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06 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
dashboardyoda     

ChrisDe: [img32.imageshack.us image 608x366]

Elaine!


Nice.

06 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
BitwiseShift     
Seems like a baptist church. No collar. Baptist pond upstairs. Naughty vicar?

06 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
SevenizGud     
Nice work flasher. This woman has done all this work to make sure the most important day in her life goes perfect, or if not perfect, at least not ruined by your monumental inconsiderations, or more likely, mental illness.

I say make him sex offender registry status, fine him $10,000, 6 months in jail, mandatory mental illness exam check-ups every 3 months for 20 years, and let the brides' parents to a half-dozen shots at him in the face with a baseball bat if they so desire.

/being charitable, p.o.s. should probably be buried alive

06 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
NashMcNash     
That's a total dick move (pun intended), but they'll get over it.

I honestly could have used a little excitement like that at my wedding.

06 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
doubled99     
It only ruins it if you have a stick up your ass.

06 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
schezar     

SevenizGud: Nice work flasher. This woman has done all this work to make sure the most important day in her life goes perfect, or if not perfect, at least not ruined by your monumental inconsiderations, or more likely, mental illness.

I say make him sex offender registry status, fine him $10,000, 6 months in jail, mandatory mental illness exam check-ups every 3 months for 20 years, and let the brides' parents to a half-dozen shots at him in the face with a baseball bat if they so desire.

/being charitable, p.o.s. should probably be buried alive


Either:

A. 6/10 - decent troll

Or

B: Past/Future bridezilla

06 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
cakeman     
My parents had a house on the water and they let this waspy friend of theirs use the backyard for a wedding reception. The grooms family were all swamp guineas that shiat in the shower tub and thew the champagne glasses off of the cliff. The funniest part came when our septic tank overflowed because of the tremendous amount of flushing. They were stealing bottles of booze from the bar and the whole scene looked like it came out of Caddyshack. I can still remember the fistfights and the smell of sewage. The marriage lasted awhile maybe 2 years.

06 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
Thisbymaster     
Why is it never a hot woman?

06 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
OscarTamerz     
Whoever shaved that grizzly bear and stuck it in a bride's maid's dress should have sicced it on him 

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06 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
D_Moran     
The groom's jilted ex-boyfriend?

06 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
hammettman     

ManRay: Why didn't the Maid of Honor tackle the streaker? Isn't that what defensive ends are coached to do? Protect the bride?


She could've at least blocked the view. Hell, she could've blocked out the sun.

06 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
profplump     

JMel: What is wrong with people???


They attach too much importance to having a "perfect" wedding and then get unreasonably upset when relatively minor things occur that interfere in any way whatever with the (usually impossible) vision they had in their head.

/ Or are you not ready to admit you have a problem?

06 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
tamsnod27     

profplump: JMel: What is wrong with people???

They attach too much importance to having a "perfect" wedding and then get unreasonably upset when relatively minor things occur that interfere in any way whatever with the (usually impossible) vision they had in their head.

/ Or are you not ready to admit you have a problem?


Meh, rain blew the church doors open during our wedding and a stray dog wondered in, we just thought it was funny

06 Nov 2012 02:23 PM
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06 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
SoundOfOneHandWanking     
Ruined?

/wow

06 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
TXEric     

JMel: I got married at a local botanical garden that borders a small lake...Got married on the back lawn on a hill overlooking the lake at sunset. Half way through the ceremony, some guy went ripping down the hill on a 4 wheeler. Pissed my ass off - knowing that we (well, my in-laws) dumped a shiat-pot full of money to have the ceremony there and this douchebag was ruining it by taking a joy ride 20 yards away from my wedding.

Well, a little later that evening, we found out that it was security, and he wasn't the douchebag. The two exhibitionist sunbathing at sunset in the nude at the bottom of the hill that we were getting married on were the real douchebags.

What is wrong with people???


Sooo... essentially, the "douchebags" were not seen by anyone in the wedding party? Basically, if it wasn't for the exuberant security guy on the 4-wheeler, no one would have been the wiser?

degenerate-afro: No one stays married for 25 consecutive years any more subby. They'll have at least two divorces thrown in there for kicks.


Celebrated our 30th this past June.

/Well, 2nd one for me, 1st lasted only a year...

06 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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