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NewsFlash  In Dixville Notch, NH the votes are in: 5 for Romney and 5 for Obama. Afterward everyone went out and punched a tree

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d23    [TotalFark]  
Or farked a tree... one of the two.

06 Nov 2012 08:07 AM
fenianfark    [TotalFark]  
No love for Virgil Goode or Gary Johnson in Dixville Notch.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 AM
kumanoki     
They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
dofus     
Two back-to-back Dixville Notch stories? We're the ones who are farked

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
sgnilward    [TotalFark]  
Thank you for the new euphemism

06 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
And then they got blown up by a creeper.

Sssssssssssssss...

06 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Five.
Five goddamn.
Five goddamn seconds...

06 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
Kevin72    [TotalFark]  
Who gives a fark about 10 mountaineers? No one. Stop greenlughting this.

06 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
Cluckity     
What about the ballot initiative to name the town something more family friendly?

06 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
BalugaJoe     

Kevin72: Who gives a fark about 10 mountaineers? No one. Stop greenlughting this.


We got a badass here.

06 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING


Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?

06 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich     
Dixville notch should troll America and vote Gary Johnson

06 Nov 2012 08:19 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Cluckity: What about the ballot initiative to name the town something more family friendly?


They did that years ago, but Penisville Pudenda was just as bad.

06 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
starsrift     

dittybopper: kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?


That's only after you've GONE PRIMATE TV.

06 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
elffster     
So....5 for Goofus and 5 for Gallant?

06 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
Good thing we have 2 threads on this, they must've done a recount to confirm the results

06 Nov 2012 08:24 AM
phunkey_monkey     
No matter how you look at it. The town has five idiots.

06 Nov 2012 08:24 AM
residentgeek     

phunkey_monkey: No matter how you look at it. The town has five idiots.


Ten, if you count that not one of them voted for Johnson.

Not saying Johnson's the better candidate, but it is another facet on the gem.

06 Nov 2012 08:27 AM
Nick Nostril     
Ayuh.

06 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
residentgeek     

xanadian: Five.
Five goddamn.
Five goddamn seconds...


It's ok, I only beat you to the low-hanging fruit. I win a prize!

06 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
SnyderCat     
Could we just climb the tree for a change?

Too much violence....too much Deadwood.

I wish the idiot would just give up already and concede.

America has too many dying or damaged trees.

I feel like one of those trees today.

/whining for the win today.

06 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
SnyderCat     

Nick Nostril: Ayuh.


Eh?

06 Nov 2012 08:29 AM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     

starsrift: dittybopper: kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?

That's only after you've GONE PRIMATE TV.


Don't forget VET RAPING TOME.

/or GO MINT VET RAPE
//said rape twice

06 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
zedster    [TotalFark]  

residentgeek: [doc-10-8g-3dwarehouse.googleusercont ent.com image 400x290]

Approves

/Your vote counts
//It really does
///Just as a pebble in an avalanche


xanadian: And then they got blown up by a creeper.

Sssssssssssssss...


I love you both

06 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
solokumba     
Meanwhile in Hart it was Obama 23; Romney 9. 

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06 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
There doesn't appear to be a band named The Notchville Dix. I'm somewhat disappointed by that.

06 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
Ima_Lurker     

elffster: So....5 for Goofus and 5 for Gallant?


Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

06 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food : starsrift: dittybopper: kumanoki: They voted again?

I thought they just voted in the thread right below this one...

VOTE TAMPERING

Did you ever notice that "VOTE TAMPERING" is an anagram of "NOT GET VAMPIRE"?

That's only after you've GONE PRIMATE TV.

Don't forget VET RAPING TOME.

/or GO MINT VET RAPE
//said rape twice


Or VET APING TORME

06 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
SnyderCat     
Haven't people learned the lesson on raping vets or active military?

You CAN'T rape the willing.

FTFK.

06 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
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