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   Two of three Playboy triplets make the cover of Ohio Mugshot Daily (w/video)

06 Nov 2012 08:32 AM   |   26653 clicks   |   My Fox 8 Greensboro
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smadge1     
I bet their parents are proud.

06 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
egomann     
Rex Ryan would love that video.

06 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
In before:

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!

06 Nov 2012 08:36 AM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Haha, "massive stripper brawl."

/twin-menage-a-trois?

06 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
Two outta three ain't bad.

06 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
Tom_Slick     
Worthless without mugshots, how hard of 28 do they look?

06 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
skankboy     
So why aren't they doing triplet porn yet? Geez.

06 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
Biff_Steel     
OVI?

06 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
Ochiba     
The "Satterfield triplets" in my GIS reveal that better lighting and makeup was available prior to the mugshot.

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/hot, like my link

06 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
stupiddream     

Biff_Steel: OVI?


Operating Vehicle Intoxicated?

06 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
Principal Clarinet    [TotalFark]  

Tom_Slick: Worthless without mugshots, how hard of 28 do they look?


Mugshots are in the video.

06 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
ultraholland    [TotalFark]  
a massive brawl involving half a dozen strippers

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06 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
NameDot     
OVI, Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated.

06 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
BowtoMogul     
This is the day local news Photogs dream of.
"We need you to go down to the strip bar and get us some B-roll"

06 Nov 2012 08:53 AM
Trade Secret     
Not to be the "sharp knees" guys, but those chicks are dogs...

06 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
mr intrepid     
We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

06 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
LonMead     

mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?


You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.

06 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
Emperorsteele     

Trade Secret: Not to be the "sharp knees" guys, but those chicks are dogs...


Three Dog Night?

...oh wait, there was only two of them. Nevermind!

/or should that be "were"?
//Grammar is hard =(

06 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     
Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

06 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
thecpt     

LonMead: mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.


hmmm. might have to look at this example later

06 Nov 2012 09:11 AM
mr_fulano     

Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad


You were hoping you were triplets?

I just looked them up.

DHAM!!!

06 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
LonMead     

mr_fulano: Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

I just looked them up.

DHAM!!!


You ain't (NSFW!) kiddin' brother!

My first thought was them, as well, but they've been too well behaved for that kind of shenanigans.

06 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
Tanukis_Parachute     
it's early in the thread...got to leave my mark before too many pictures show up and hurt my reputation at work. ok..my reputation isn't that good but...at least I still have a job.

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06 Nov 2012 09:21 AM
Counter_Intelligent     
They have round knees.

06 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
CognaciousThunk     
So sad, hearing that the stripper triplets are 'indigent'. They'd make more money down here in Columbus.

/and would probably fit right in, personality-wise
//nice shoe video, MyFox8

06 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
protectyourlimbs     
two out of three? that aint bad...

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06 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
Gleeman     

Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad


Mmmm....Dham triplets. Killed many a kitten to them back in the day.

06 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
KnowItAllGuy     
not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

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06 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
Sofa King Smart     
I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

06 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
maggoo     
They aren't ugly, but if they weren't triplets we wouldn't be hearing from them ever.

06 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
CognaciousThunk     

Sofa King Smart: I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!


Of course they do. To keep the theft down. House mom can't be everywhere at once.

06 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
FeFiFoFark     
Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

06 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
unfarkingbelievable    [TotalFark]  

KnowItAllGuy: not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

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I think they are very pretty. Too bad they obviously have no class and act like skanks.

06 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
And I'll just leave this here cause it's one of my new favorites....

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06 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Scoop84     

unfarkingbelievable: I think they are very pretty. Too bad they obviously have no class and act like skanks.


They aren't acting.

06 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
hdhale     

FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.


They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?

06 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
PsyLord     
FTA: Both sisters pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and they told the judge they are both indigent, according to court records.

Umm... I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with the not guilty plea...

06 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
groppet     

hdhale: FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?


They must be on after the stripper with the one leg and scars

06 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
AbiNormal     
Was it Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu?

06 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
stevarooni    [TotalFark]  

Sofa King Smart: //strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!


When Candy steals Sapphire's lipstick, you're going to be damn glad for that surveillance camera!

06 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
jonmurr     
If you declare you are indigent, you can receive court appointed public defender. I don't know why the article just didn't say they have a public defender.

06 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
DeepDownHounds     
They look like they were drawn by Basil Wovelton!

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06 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
AugieDoggyDaddy     
I saw these three just after they did their thing for Playboy. Outdoors in the sunshine, from about 15 feet away.

Did not want.

Skank times three.

06 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
fastfxr     
I always thought they were pretty hideous.


Hope they do hardcore GB or IR porn now...that'd be entertainment.

06 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
airplane_mech2     
"Sisters and former Playboy playmates Sarah Satterfield and Vicki Satterfield, both 28 are charged with assault after a massive brawl"

I thought this part was funny. really? BOTH are 28?
Also they have very strange mouths.

06 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
lawboy87     
They must share a brain. Anyone who has appeared in Playboy (in the last decade) and can't translate that into being the special feature dancer(s) at strip clubs all across the country isn't trying very hard.

Yes, they aren't the greatest example of Playboy material, but they have that whole twin/triplet gimmick going for them and clearly they can be "fixed up" to pass the strip bar test for looks.

I knew a club owner in the DC area and I know for a fact that the special feature dancers are guaranteed a small fortune for appearances, typically a 3 day stay, and can often double or triple that guarantee in tips and "extras." To be barely eeking out what appears to be a crappy living in some 3rd rate strip club in some obscure Ohio town, leaves me with little doubt that drugs/booze/thecrazy is playing a much bigger role in this story than first indicated.

06 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
No Such Agency    [TotalFark]  
LonMead:
My first thought was them, as well, but they've been too well behaved for that kind of shenanigans.

Really, in comparison to "stripper brawl", most people are remarkably well-behaved. It's not a high bar to surpass.

06 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
LonMead     

PsyLord: FTA: Both sisters pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and they told the judge they are both indigent, according to court records.

Umm... I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with the not guilty plea...


They get a free lawyer and consideration for reduced bond.

06 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
stuffy     
Sounds like some girls need to be strictly disciplined. :D

06 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
msupf     
Good grief, the Porto triplets from brazil look better now than these girls, and they posed back in 93.

06 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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