I bet their parents are proud.

Rex Ryan would love that video.

In before:

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!

Haha, "massive stripper brawl."

/twin-menage-a-trois?

Two outta three ain't bad.

Worthless without mugshots, how hard of 28 do they look?

So why aren't they doing triplet porn yet? Geez.

OVI?

The "Satterfield triplets" in my GIS reveal that better lighting and makeup was available prior to the mugshot.

 

/hot, like my link

Biff_Steel: OVI?

Operating Vehicle Intoxicated?

Tom_Slick: Worthless without mugshots, how hard of 28 do they look?

Mugshots are in the video.

a massive brawl involving half a dozen strippers

OVI, Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated.

This is the day local news Photogs dream of.
"We need you to go down to the strip bar and get us some B-roll"

Not to be the "sharp knees" guys, but those chicks are dogs...

We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.

Trade Secret: Not to be the "sharp knees" guys, but those chicks are dogs...

Three Dog Night?

...oh wait, there was only two of them. Nevermind!

/or should that be "were"?
//Grammar is hard =(

Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

LonMead: mr intrepid: We've gotten this far and noone has posted the Playboy pix?

You mean like this one (NSFW!), for example?

It's early yet. Let 'em get some coffee.

hmmm. might have to look at this example later

Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

You were hoping you were triplets?

I just looked them up.

DHAM!!!

mr_fulano: Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

I just looked them up.

DHAM!!!

You ain't (NSFW!) kiddin' brother!

My first thought was them, as well, but they've been too well behaved for that kind of shenanigans.

it's early in the thread...got to leave my mark before too many pictures show up and hurt my reputation at work. ok..my reputation isn't that good but...at least I still have a job.

They have round knees.

So sad, hearing that the stripper triplets are 'indigent'. They'd make more money down here in Columbus.

/and would probably fit right in, personality-wise
//nice shoe video, MyFox8

two out of three? that aint bad...

Mid_mo_mad_man: Was hoping I was the Dham triplets, leaving sad

Mmmm....Dham triplets. Killed many a kitten to them back in the day.

not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

They aren't ugly, but if they weren't triplets we wouldn't be hearing from them ever.

Sofa King Smart: I think everyone is missing a key detail here...
"Surveillance shows Vicki started the fight in the dressing room"

//strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

Of course they do. To keep the theft down. House mom can't be everywhere at once.

Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

KnowItAllGuy: not hot enough to excuse all the arrested-ness.

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I think they are very pretty. Too bad they obviously have no class and act like skanks.

And I'll just leave this here cause it's one of my new favorites....

unfarkingbelievable: I think they are very pretty. Too bad they obviously have no class and act like skanks.

They aren't acting.

FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?

FTA: Both sisters pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and they told the judge they are both indigent, according to court records.

Umm... I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with the not guilty plea...

hdhale: FeFiFoFark: Elyria = shiathole. They must have jumped the shark to be performing there.

They left the shark in another ocean by now. Homeless and stripping in Elyria is pretty much rock bottom with a chisel looking to go deeper.

This makes me wonder though..what happened to the third triplet?

They must be on after the stripper with the one leg and scars

Was it Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu?

Sofa King Smart: //strip clubs have surveillance.. in the dressing room?!

When Candy steals Sapphire's lipstick, you're going to be damn glad for that surveillance camera!

If you declare you are indigent, you can receive court appointed public defender. I don't know why the article just didn't say they have a public defender.

They look like they were drawn by Basil Wovelton!

I saw these three just after they did their thing for Playboy. Outdoors in the sunshine, from about 15 feet away.

Did not want.

Skank times three.

I always thought they were pretty hideous.


Hope they do hardcore GB or IR porn now...that'd be entertainment.

"Sisters and former Playboy playmates Sarah Satterfield and Vicki Satterfield, both 28 are charged with assault after a massive brawl"

I thought this part was funny. really? BOTH are 28?
Also they have very strange mouths.

They must share a brain. Anyone who has appeared in Playboy (in the last decade) and can't translate that into being the special feature dancer(s) at strip clubs all across the country isn't trying very hard.

Yes, they aren't the greatest example of Playboy material, but they have that whole twin/triplet gimmick going for them and clearly they can be "fixed up" to pass the strip bar test for looks.

I knew a club owner in the DC area and I know for a fact that the special feature dancers are guaranteed a small fortune for appearances, typically a 3 day stay, and can often double or triple that guarantee in tips and "extras." To be barely eeking out what appears to be a crappy living in some 3rd rate strip club in some obscure Ohio town, leaves me with little doubt that drugs/booze/thecrazy is playing a much bigger role in this story than first indicated.

LonMead:
My first thought was them, as well, but they've been too well behaved for that kind of shenanigans.

Really, in comparison to "stripper brawl", most people are remarkably well-behaved. It's not a high bar to surpass.

PsyLord: FTA: Both sisters pleaded not guilty to the assault charge and they told the judge they are both indigent, according to court records.

Umm... I'm trying to figure out what that has to do with the not guilty plea...

They get a free lawyer and consideration for reduced bond.

Sounds like some girls need to be strictly disciplined. :D

Good grief, the Porto triplets from brazil look better now than these girls, and they posed back in 93.