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   What's the best way to keep warm in autumn is it c) Strip naked on a muddy beach at 3am and throw rocks at swans?

06 Nov 2012 10:34 AM   |   2501 clicks   |   Kaiser Family Foundation
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simplicimus     
"I am a conscientious man
and when I throw rocks at sea birds
I leave no tern unstoned".

06 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
Stone the crows swans.

06 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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Crackers Are a Family Food     
It works, goddamnit.

06 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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IAMTHEINTARWEBS     
Was alcohol involved perhaps?

06 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

06 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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H31N0US     
"Strip naked on beach" clicks link "A naked man..." closes tab.

06 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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cgraves67     
We all have our coping mechanisms.

06 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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simplicimus     

Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.


Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.

06 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
This is definitely my laugh of the day here. When is it not funny when somebody is naked?

06 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  
I wish they named him so I could write him in for some House seats today.

06 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
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IAMTHEINTARWEBS     

simplicimus: Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.


Are they like geese? Geese are horrendous creatures.

06 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
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kdawg7736    [TotalFark]  
media.makeadare.com 

Does not approve of these shenanigans.

06 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
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simplicimus     

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: simplicimus: Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.

Are they like geese? Geese are horrendous creatures.


Close to geese. But swans are larger and will attack also.

06 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
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sweet-daddy-2     
Did he have goose bumps??

06 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
Had the swan escaped?

/ P.I.Staker

06 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
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simplicimus     
Ok, pet peeve. If someone places a website on the internet, they should have the courtesy to identify the state/country/some location that that website originates from. Best I could suss out is that Plymouth is somewhere in the UK.
By the way, it's against the law to harass the swans in Kensington Garden, London, UK.

06 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
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Arkanaut     
Good for him. Swans are assholes.

06 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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Evil Mackerel     
It must be mating season.

06 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
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Agent Smiths Laugh     
Okay ladies, these stories are almost always men. Time to do your part to demonstrate gender equality.

06 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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loki see loki do     
Swans are geese with bad attitudes and superiority complexes.
The complete assholes of the avian world.
Fark swans.

06 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
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loki see loki do     
upload.wikimedia.org

They are also rapey.

06 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
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Resident Muslim     
*reads headline*
well, that would depend on whether the local jail has heated cells or not.

06 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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IAMTHEINTARWEBS     

loki see loki do: Swans are geese with bad attitudes and superiority complexes.
The complete assholes of the avian world.
Fark swans.


Careful now, bluejays are some serious assholes.

06 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
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phelix     
Subby fails at headlines, multiple choice, and punctuation; excels in run-on sentences.

06 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
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