"I am a conscientious man
and when I throw rocks at sea birds
I leave no tern unstoned".

Stone the crows swans.

It works, goddamnit.

Was alcohol involved perhaps?

stop looking at me swan

"Strip naked on beach" clicks link "A naked man..." closes tab.

We all have our coping mechanisms.

Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.

This is definitely my laugh of the day here. When is it not funny when somebody is naked?

I wish they named him so I could write him in for some House seats today.

simplicimus: Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.

Are they like geese? Geese are horrendous creatures.

 

Does not approve of these shenanigans.

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: simplicimus: Crackers Are a Family Food: It works, goddamnit.

Swans are pretty obnoxious birds.

Are they like geese? Geese are horrendous creatures.

Close to geese. But swans are larger and will attack also.

Did he have goose bumps??

Had the swan escaped?

/ P.I.Staker

Ok, pet peeve. If someone places a website on the internet, they should have the courtesy to identify the state/country/some location that that website originates from. Best I could suss out is that Plymouth is somewhere in the UK.
By the way, it's against the law to harass the swans in Kensington Garden, London, UK.

Good for him. Swans are assholes.

It must be mating season.

Okay ladies, these stories are almost always men. Time to do your part to demonstrate gender equality.

Swans are geese with bad attitudes and superiority complexes.
The complete assholes of the avian world.
Fark swans.

They are also rapey.

*reads headline*
well, that would depend on whether the local jail has heated cells or not.

loki see loki do: Swans are geese with bad attitudes and superiority complexes.
The complete assholes of the avian world.
Fark swans.

Careful now, bluejays are some serious assholes.

Subby fails at headlines, multiple choice, and punctuation; excels in run-on sentences.