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   Donkey sex suspect wants his animal back. Lawyer to appeal under "Don't ass, don't tell"

06 Nov 2012 11:29 AM   |   5075 clicks   |   UPI
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Hee-haw means hee-haw!

06 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
It's inter-species erotica.

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Misses his donkey.

06 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
He just loves his donkey.

06 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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06 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
jspenguin     
Romero told the judge he believes he is in protective custody to keep him away from the donkey, named Doodle.

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NOPONY CALLS ME DOODLE!

06 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
vegasj     

slayer199: It's inter-species erotica.

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Misses his donkey.


/leaving satisfied

06 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
WhippingBoy     
Some day, inter-species marriage will be legal.

06 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
EngineerBob     
WhippingBoy

Some day, inter-species marriage will be legal.

He still Mrs. his donkey

06 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
sweet-daddy-2     
Shouldn't it be the donkey in protective custody?

06 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
Valiente     
I like big asses and I cannot lie.

06 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
iheartscotch     
At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles

06 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
Agent Smiths Laugh     
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06 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Fark Reddit or bust     
What a pain in that Ass' arse.

06 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
ZeroCorpse     
So when he says he's going out to get some ass, he really, really means it.

06 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
sweet-daddy-2     

iheartscotch: At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles


Are you a Turtle?

06 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
Amos Quito     
""I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her," Romero said."


$500.00?

Hell, he could have gotten 25 sessions with "Florida's Finest" for that kind of money.

06 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Ima_Lurker     
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is not amused

06 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
Prevailing Wind     
From the Comments: What about the fate of his half man half donkey child?

06 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
dallylamma     
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Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!

06 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

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Is she on a leash? The human, I mean?

06 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
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There's a song in the air,
But the fair senorita
Doesn't seem to care
For the song in the air.
So I'll sing to the mule
If you're sure she won't think that I am just a fool
Serenading a mule.

Amigo mio, does she not have a dainty bray?
She listens carefully to each little word we play.
La bella senorita?
Si, si, mi muchachito,
She'd love to sing it too if only she knew the way.
But try as she may,
In her voice there's a flaw!
And all that the lady can say Is "e-e-aw!"
Senorita donkey sita, not so fleet as a mosquito,
But so sweet like my Chiquita,
You're the one for me. 

Link

06 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
stuffy     
Did anyone ask Doodle to she feels about this?

06 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
jbrad47128     
Best headline in a long time...

06 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
karlandtanya     
So, how hung does a guy have to be in order to cause distress to a donkey by... well...
Anyhow, it's pretty nasty, but I don't see how it's particularly cruel.

Oh, yeah, also, accused != convicted, due process clause of fifth amendment, yadda, yadda...
Who am I kidding. The courts wouldn't be involved if he was innocent.

06 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
I bet this was supposed to be Mitt's October Surprise.

06 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
Xai     
Honestly, is it really so bad?

06 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

Sybarite: Hee-haw means hee-haw!


HAW HAW
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06 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
Resident Muslim     
Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"

06 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
Citrate1007     

Resident Muslim: Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"


You've already thought about this way too much.

06 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
dopekitty74     
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Still misses his donkey....

06 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
metametameta     
Honestly, how do you insult a man like that? How? He's a donkeyfarker. No matter what you come up with, he's just going to nod his head and say "is there a problem with that?"

06 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
Tricky Chicken     
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06 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
DeathCipris     

slayer199: It's inter-species erotica.

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Misses his donkey.


Came here for reference.
Farkers deliver

06 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
GenePoolinWV     

sweet-daddy-2: iheartscotch: At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles

Are you a Turtle?


You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle

06 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     

dallylamma: [img141.imageshack.us image 480x272]
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!


In a movie full of great lines, that one probably makes me laugh the hardest.

/Did you see the size of that thing?

06 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
Mach10     
FTA: "County officials said they plan to petition the court for custody of the donkey. The animal may then end up for adoption, officials said."

Am I the only one to read that as "Officials plan to peddle ass to public?"

06 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
dallylamma     

Mr. Shabooboo: dallylamma: [img141.imageshack.us image 480x272]
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!

In a movie full of great lines, that one probably makes me laugh the hardest.

/Did you see the size of that thing?


It's the way Jay tacks on the 'With his wiener!' that really makes it. It's as if he's just figuring out what this donkey show is going to entail.

06 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     

dallylamma: Mr. Shabooboo: dallylamma: [img141.imageshack.us image 480x272]
Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!

In a movie full of great lines, that one probably makes me laugh the hardest.

/Did you see the size of that thing?

It's the way Jay tacks on the 'With his wiener!' that really makes it. It's as if he's just figuring out what this donkey show is going to entail.


And the slight pause before he adds it in..And the excitement!

06 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
Oznog     
TFA: County officials said they plan to petition the court for custody of the donkey. The animal may then end up for adoption, officials said.


See, this is where we departed from the Judeo-Christian values on which this country and its law are based.

Leviticus 20:15: "And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast"

The donkey must die!! And the dude, too.

06 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
Big_Thumb     
The person in question?

Thanks Smokey

06 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

GenePoolinWV: sweet-daddy-2: iheartscotch: At least it wasn't a turtle.....


/ I like turtles

Are you a Turtle?

You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle


Being "old school",your use of a vulgar word requires a round of drinks.

06 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
CoysOdie     
It might be weird, but why is it illegal?

06 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
Apos     
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06 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
Resident Muslim     

Citrate1007: Resident Muslim: Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"

You've already thought about this way too much.


Why yes, yes I have!
If you've seen how hard these animals can kick you'd wonder too!

I almost got kicked by a small (untrained) horse that was running around loose on a farm.
I can't remember what part of the saddle I tried grabbing onto, and the thing just bucked an kicked.
Just barely grazed me.
I'm just happy today that I have a functioning hip joint / intact femur.

07 Nov 2012 04:39 AM
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