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   So there's a sushi cologne. Because some people need to be repelled

06 Nov 2012 11:18 AM   |   2116 clicks   |   Short List
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special20    [TotalFark]  
♫♪ If you knew sushi
like I knew sushi
oh, oh, it shouldn't smell ♪♫

06 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
Valiente     
Not for me, chum.

06 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
Bermuda59     
"But how am I going to get that smell off all those fish?"

06 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I love sushi. Not the smell. The presentation.

It's what's for lunch today. I wish the Japanese take-out place made Tempura though. Everything is better deep-fried, even turnips, brocolli and zucchini.

As for the smell, I imagine that Sushi perfume has a potential upside you are over looking.

I hope it attracts sharks.

06 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Let me give your thread a helping hand, Subby.

Land shark!

Candy gram!

Gratuitous boobage!

06 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Skyred     
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Sushi cologne you say?

06 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Iceman_Cometh     
If it smells like fish, it's a dish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

/I'm so confused right now

06 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
Monongahela Misfit     
If it smells like fish...

06 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I summon Bevets!

Debate the following point: Sharks are proof of the existence of God and Divine Providence and Benevolence because they save enormously larger numbers of lives by keeping fools out of the water than they accidentally take by mistaking fat bathers for seals or porpoises.

Well. I've done what I can. My job here is finished.

06 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
Monongahela Misfit     

Iceman_Cometh: If it smells like fish, it's a dish
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

/I'm so confused right now


Curses, and +1

06 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

06 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
CygnusDarius     
So it's gonna smell like any Anime Convention during the summer?.

06 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Life_is_a_carnivore     
But I don't want to smell like a nigir..i

06 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
BitwiseShift     
Behold. The Kosher Sushi Mezuzah. You can't explain that.

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06 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
Evil Mackerel     
Durian would be better.

06 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
Hagenhatesyouall     
Approves

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06 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
HortusMatris     
Sushi cologne? Nah, I think I'll pass on smelling of dead fish. I'll leave that to subby's mom.

06 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
cubicdissection     
Also approves

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06 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
Leeds     
Isn't this just soy sauce?

06 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
WhippingBoy     
Does it taste like chicken???

06 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
I thought all women smelled like that.

06 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
uber humper     
Yesterday, mashable had a better list. 10 Ways to Smell Like a Geek

06 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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06 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
uber humper     

vudukungfu: I thought all women smelled like that.


If you see a bottle of this in her medicine cabinet, an inspection may be in order

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06 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
Fark In The Duck    [TotalFark]  
Su-su-sushi
Mushi-mushi
Cherry blossom and rice
Su-su-sushi she's so nice

06 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
SirEattonHogg     
Sushi really isn't supposed to smell.

If it does, I highly suggest you pick a different Japanese restaurant.

06 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
ihelpwithapostrophes     
Headlines-that-begin-with-"so" trifecta now in play.

06 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
offmymeds     
Smell ya' later!

06 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Oznog     
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Oh hey are you going this way?

'Cause we're going this way too. What a coincidence. We should get to know one another.

06 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
MycroftHolmes     

SirEattonHogg: Sushi really isn't supposed to smell.

If it does, I highly suggest you pick a different Japanese restaurant.


Sushi can have a great many odors. It is not supposed to smell fishy (except for mackeral and a few other oily fish), but the rice, vinegar, nori, and some of the ingredients can have wonderful and subtle smells.

06 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
numbone     
"Good morning ladies"

06 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
Two16     
So... "Woman", then...?

06 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
Have you anything a little more fishier?

Fishier?

Fishier.

Fish, fish, fish. A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t...

Like halibut or sea bass.

Or bream?

Yes.

No, we haven't got any of that... ah, I've got mackerel... or cod... or hake...

You haven't got anything a little more halibutish?

Er... parrot? What's that doing there? Or skate with just a hint of prawn? Or crab, tiger and almonds, very unusual.

I really had my heart set on halibut.

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps on this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t. So it was halibut... or... ?

Sea bass.

Sea bass. Won't be a moment.

06 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
gweilo8888     
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Nyotaimori-scented?

06 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
Tumunga     
What's it called? Stevie Nicks?

06 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
ladyfortuna     
I swear to god someone in my coding class must have this then, because I keep getting random whiffs of distinctive FISH smell when I'm there. And as I and the only other female in the class are not it, it's gotta be one of the guys. Ugh.

06 Nov 2012 07:19 PM
uber humper     

ladyfortuna: I swear to god someone in my coding class must have this then, because I keep getting random whiffs of distinctive FISH smell when I'm there. And as I and the only other female in the class are not it, it's gotta be one of the guys. Ugh.



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06 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
ladyfortuna     

uber humper: ladyfortuna: I swear to god someone in my coding class must have this then, because I keep getting random whiffs of distinctive FISH smell when I'm there. And as I and the only other female in the class are not it, it's gotta be one of the guys. Ugh.


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*gag*

06 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
ladyfortuna     
I should be more specific. You know that smell when you leave a wrapper from raw fish in the garbage for a day or so? THAT'S the smell I caught in my classroom. I eat sushi as often as I can afford, so it's not that even raw fish gross me out. It's when it smells like nasty rotting fish... and it's obviously coming from either a person or an object in the same classroom.

06 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
Insaniteus     
If you knew how much my wife loves sushi, you'd understand.

07 Nov 2012 02:09 AM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  

Insaniteus: If you knew how much my wife loves sushi, you'd understand.


If we knew sushi like she knew sushi?

07 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
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