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   A rogue man-eating leopard has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port

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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.

06 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Shouldn't have ducked into that disused lavatory in the basement.

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  
Just leave some anti-freeze soaked hot dogs out.

06 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Fewer people means less competition for jobs! Radically reduce the size of citizens! Nay Paul 2012!

06 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
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gilatrout     
Nepalese have a strong taste, not unlike mutton. I recommend a nice vintage tawny port.

06 Nov 2012 08:21 AM
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Hawnkee     
i.chzbgr.com

06 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
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CasperImproved     
Earl Grey Hot....

06 Nov 2012 08:29 AM
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Eat More Possum    [TotalFark]  
mmmmm, people, the other white meat

06 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
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modesto     
He ate one of the sister's brothers.

06 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
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ultraholland     
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

06 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
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Fubegra     

xanadian: Shouldn't have ducked into that disused lavatory in the basement.


*shakes tiny fist*

Well played...

06 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
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protectyourlimbs     
You don't say....

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06 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
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Metaluna Mutant     
So is it white or red wine with human flesh? And does ethnicity have anything to do with it? Are humans white meat or red meat?

06 Nov 2012 09:31 AM
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Hawnkee     

Metaluna Mutant: So is it white or red wine with human flesh? And does ethnicity have anything to do with it? Are humans white meat or red meat?


They're all pink in the middle.

06 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
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Captain Kickass     
VIVA NEPAL!

06 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Metaluna Mutant: So is it white or red wine with human flesh? And does ethnicity have anything to do with it? Are humans white meat or red meat?


Long pig. The other, *OTHER* white meat.

06 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
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HailRobonia     
Man-eating Leopards: See spots, RUN!

06 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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cleveoh     
A cool, refreshing yogurt drink is traditional, I think.

06 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
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Bronzemom     
How about a nice Chianti ?

06 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
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catmandu    [TotalFark]  

dittybopper: Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.


Wrong. Nepal has never been conquered or colonized by any other country. You may be thinking of the large contingent of Gurkhas in the British and Indian armies but they have always been volunteer mercenary soldiers.

They are so proud of this that their official time is 30 minutes off of the neighboring time zones just to prove their independence.

06 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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dready zim     
Fava beans and a nice chianti

06 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
Well you knew it had to be a Leopard, as it is utterly impossible that a Lion, Bengal, Panther, or Jaguar could ever go 15-0

06 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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walkerhound     

protectyourlimbs: You don't say....

[content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]


If you thought that was a good story, you need to check out this guy. His books are awesome.

06 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

catmandu: dittybopper: Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.

Wrong. Nepal has never been conquered or colonized by any other country.


To be fair, the British did defeat them in the Anglo-Nepali war, getting concessions from Nepal (including the right to recruit, which is why they still have Gurkhas). You can't deny the influence, though, even if the British didn't actually intend to conquer the place.

06 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
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catmandu    [TotalFark]  

dittybopper: catmandu: dittybopper: Ex-British colony. The answer is tea, of course.

Wrong. Nepal has never been conquered or colonized by any other country.

To be fair, the British did defeat them in the Anglo-Nepali war, getting concessions from Nepal (including the right to recruit, which is why they still have Gurkhas). You can't deny the influence, though, even if the British didn't actually intend to conquer the place.


Definitely cannot deny the influence. Just as I cannot deny the influence of the Aryans who have trickled in from India over the centuries. The cities and lowlands are definitely closer to northern India in look and population (and mostly Hindu) and the hills (we call them mountains) are definitely closer to Tibet and China (mostly Buddhist).

06 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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LS1Bird     
Death in the Long Grass.

Someone call a hunter.

06 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
Even if it is killed now, the score would still be Humans 1, Leopard 15.

06 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Even if it is killed now, the score would still be Humans 1, Leopard 15.


No, because we could capture it alive, and then proceed to kill it and revive it as many times as necessary in order to even up the score.

06 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
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ERNesbitt     
www.oboerin.com

/Impressed (a bit)

06 Nov 2012 03:44 PM
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Psycat     
How about closing out the meal with Mister T?

/sorry, couldn't resist
//his mohawk might tickle the leopard's throat

06 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
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jim32rr    [TotalFark]  
Why rogue? The mission in life is carnivore correct? He or she is simply an apex predator

06 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
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rikkitikkitavi     

Bronzemom: How about a nice Chianti ?


With a side of fava beans, no? I do agree, red is the right call. Chianti perfect.

06 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
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Slam1263     
Port, preferably, Starbird Port.

Ahvast ye lubbers! Clear my berth, or I'll be woolding ye.

06 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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peeledpeas     
I don't know about anyone else but the first time I read the headline like this:

"A rogue man, eating leopard, has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port"


And I was like, WTF? I should probably get some sleep.

06 Nov 2012 11:10 PM
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jim32rr    [TotalFark]  

peeledpeas: I don't know about anyone else but the first time I read the headline like this:

"A rogue man, eating leopard, has devoured 15 villagers in Nepal, is open to suggestions on closing out the meal with either tea, espresso or a port"


And I was like, WTF? I should probably get some sleep.


Yes, yes you should.

07 Nov 2012 12:37 AM
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protectyourlimbs     

walkerhound: protectyourlimbs: You don't say....

[content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

If you thought that was a good story, you need to check out this guy. His books are awesome.


You actually sparked my interest, using my new kindle fire to search

07 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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walkerhound     

protectyourlimbs:
You actually sparked my interest, using my new kindle fire to search


:) Great books if you like old-timey stories about dangerous game in 3rd world countries. I imagine him as that big game hunter from "Jumanji."

The original book by Patterson was also better than G&D...if I could only get my hands on a 1st edition I'd be satisfied.

07 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
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protectyourlimbs     

walkerhound: protectyourlimbs:
You actually sparked my interest, using my new kindle fire to search

:) Great books if you like old-timey stories about dangerous game in 3rd world countries. I imagine him as that big game hunter from "Jumanji."

The original book by Patterson was also better than G&D...if I could only get my hands on a 1st edition I'd be satisfied.


See a few on Ebay in the $150-200 range but not top condition, unfortunately for me my reading time has been limited to fark over the last year, was actually looking to take a break and do something good with the time I waste at work, I am starting with "Man-Eaters of Kumaon"

08 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
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