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   Will Nobama be denied a second term? Will R-money go home in shame? Does anyone care about Gary Johnson? Your official MORNING (west coast) NOON (east coast) Fark Election Day discussion thread

06 Nov 2012 03:33 PM   |   3369 clicks   |   CNN
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MachineHead     
A morning thread? Some men just want to watch the world burn.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 AM
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Mr. Cat Poop     
Heading out to re-elect the scary black man right now.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 AM
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organizmx     
Anyone know what happened in the Ohio lawsuit this morning?

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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Chabash     
This is one way to keep the servers from imploding, I suppose.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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foxtail     
Obama will take an early lead, until the republicans get off of work.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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vudukungfu     

Mr. Cat Poop: Heading out to re-elect the scary black man right now.


Ooga Booga.
Still, it's got to beat the lying sack.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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NateGrey     
If Romney wins, God help us all.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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stevie1der     
Voted this morning in Chapel Hill, NC!

/It's still a swing state to me, dammit

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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hbk72777     
First Black Panther spotted outside polling place in Philly. It's been caught on video.

I guess he's auditioning for a job as a doorman

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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Scaryduck     
Just getting ready with the Professor Farnsworth jpg for tomorrow morning, just in case.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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Hack Patooey    [TotalFark]  
Dont we already have an election thread about 5 down from here?

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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strangeguitar     
First time I got up early to vote. Feels good.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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Cythraul     
Obama will lose! All is lost! The END IS NIGH!

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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Elvis_Bogart    [TotalFark]  
Just vote, damn you. I don't care who you vote for, just get off your ass and do it. At least pretend to give a rat's ass.

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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NateGrey     

hbk72777: First Black Panther spotted outside polling place in Philly. It's been caught on video.

I guess he's auditioning for a job as a doorman


Taking video?? RUNNNNNN

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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Syntania     
I didn't forget about Gary Johnson...

/newly-converted Libertarian

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu     
How many threads are there going to be, since the first one is closing in on 1000? if there's a new thread every 1000 posts.............

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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dofus     
MAKE IT STOP!

/Please?

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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Cythraul     

stevie1der: Voted this morning in Chapel Hill, NC!

/It's still a swing state to me, dammit


Yeah, you keep thinkin' that. ;)

/NC Native

06 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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urban.derelict     
OBROMNAY 2012

/f*ck that, n' f*ck rmoney... supporters! you stupid *u**ing b*tches

06 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
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NateGrey     

06 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
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Coffee Snob     

foxtail: Obama will take an early lead, until the republicans get off of work.


That's hilarious. Was even funnier the first 50 times I saw it. Now, go look up the amount of federal aid given to red states vs. blue. Let me know if you need help with the big words.

06 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
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DontMakeMeComeBackThere     

NateGrey: If Romney wins, God help us all.not a damn thing will change



FIFY

06 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
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JolobinSmokin    [TotalFark]  
It's been twelve hours in the labor room and still no baby.

Looks like I won't have to pay attention to the election.

People always say babies are blessing...

06 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
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Smokey the Bare    [TotalFark]  
The final Pew poll puts Obama ahead 50-45. They predicted the popular vote of the last two elections within 1%, so we should all feel pretty good about that.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobilew eb/2012/11/04/obama-romney-poll_ n _2073229.html?icid=hp_election-2012-bl og_top_art

06 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
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monkey0science    [TotalFark]  
Voted several days ago in the Emerald City. Hope and Change, the Wizard promises.

And I'm seeing the wisdom of dividing up discussion threads, if the TF discussion is any indication of volume ^.^

06 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
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Ed_Severson     
I'll vote for Gary Johnson. Both of the major party candidates can go suck a dick.

06 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Don't we already have a greenlit election thread?

06 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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Jaws_Victim     

Mr. Cat Poop: Heading out to re-elect the scary black man right now.


I voted Scary black man and straight dems before it was cool on election day. By mail. Enjoy your ass frost in line.

06 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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Bocasio     
blog.mixonline.com

06 Nov 2012 08:13 AM
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Tax Boy     

MachineHead: A morning thread? Some men just want to watch the world burn.


24.media.tumblr.com

06 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
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Jaws_Victim     

JolobinSmokin: It's been twelve hours in the labor room and still no baby.

Looks like I won't have to pay attention to the election.

People always say babies are blessing...


Now you have to name the baby after whoever wins the presidency. Or name the opposite, Mitt is so cute when the person is not pure evil.

06 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
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Carth     
Even republicans admitted during the primary that Romney was a terrible candidate. So much so they considered nominating Herman Cain. It is amazing how much Romney's improved in 4 months.

06 Nov 2012 08:14 AM
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timswar     
Already voted for Obama. Nothing I can do where I am to help the GOTV efforts. Time to get a six pack of craft beer and watch coverage all day!

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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Cythraul     

xanadian: Don't we already have a greenlit election thread?


We need at least another four more.

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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ariseatex     
Who will get more votes in DC, Romney or RGIII?

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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Mr. Cat Poop     

Elvis_Bogart: Just vote, damn you. I don't care who you vote for, just get off your ass and do it. At least pretend to give a rat's ass.


But, but, both sides are bad, my vote doesn't matter, the election is rigged. Some people will use any excuse to justify their apathy, laziness, and ignorance.

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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Kevin72     
Send John Husted to jail for denying our basic civil right to vote. Death to Jim Crow already.

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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Father_Jack     

Mr. Cat Poop: Heading out to re-elect the scary black man right now.


Good man!

06 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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Demetrius    [TotalFark]  
What, the other thread is dead already?

06 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
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Smoking GNU     

Again, i would like to dedicate this song to Candidate Rmoney and his entire campaign for the work they have done this year:

Embrace the silence
'Cause there's nothing
That can change the way I feel
Taken all that you wanted
Now there's nothing
That can change the way I feel

Hold on, little girl
The end is soon to come

Sick of it all
Sick of it all
We will not follow
Sick of it all
Sick of it all
They don't understand how
Sick we are
Sick we are
Of this bottomless
Pit of lies
Behind closed eyes

Oceans between us
And there's nothing
That can change the way I feel
I can still taste the poison
Of every thought,
Every breath I wasted here.

Hold on, little girl
The end is soon to come

Sick of it all
Sick of it all
We will not follow
Sick of it all
Sick of it all
They don't understand how
Sick we are
Sick we are
Of this bottomless
Pit of lies
Behind closed eyes

Someday you'll know the pain
Someday the light will break through
And nothing you tell yourself
Will save us from the truth

Screaming out!
Sick of it all
Sick of it all
We will not follow
Sick of it all
Sick of it all
They don't understand how
Sick we are
Sick we are
Of this bottomless
Pit of lies
Behind closed eyes

06 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
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497.5 Feet of Rope     
No! It's a ruse! Don't post in this thread--your post only counts in the other thread!

06 Nov 2012 08:16 AM
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technofiend    [TotalFark]  
Rabble, rabble, rabble. My Guy's great, your guy sucks.

Brought to you by my corporate social media posting policy. Views expressed are not those of three initial corporation who bans employees from posting about anything business related and discussion of politics in the workplace. Regular emails requesting donations to our PAC excluded.

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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REO-Weedwagon     
Tuesday morning Bovada gambling odds:

2012 US Presidential Election - Winning Party 8:00a
Democratic Party -500
Republican Party +350

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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ExperianScaresCthulhu     

Tax Boy: MachineHead: A morning thread? Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x489]


I need to get off the computer. that picture made me laugh my ass off once I figured out who the dude in red was. have fun, kiddies.

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS     
Just finished voting in Ohio. Asked for a paper ballot, cause I dont want to deal with the shenanigans around the voting machines.

Was sad that I couldnt vote for Rocky Anderson, even though I wanted to badly. I realize now that write-in rules/laws are REALLY DUMB. Because you can 'write in' anyone, but if the EV delegates havent pledged to vote for that person, your vote doesnt count.

How rediculous.

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  
I care about Gare-Bear.

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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tdyak     
I predict a second cup of coffee and lots of aspirin this afternoon.

06 Nov 2012 08:17 AM
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Gulper Eel    [TotalFark]  
I hope Gary Johnson and Jill Stein each fark up the election in one key state.

06 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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FeedTheCollapse     
www.explosm.net

06 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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