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   Sherwood Forest Inn strip bar burnt to the ground, merry men wanted for questioning

06 Nov 2012 11:09 AM   |   3416 clicks   |   Canoe
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Cythraul     
Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.

06 Nov 2012 08:51 AM
thompsonius     

Cythraul: Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.


Why a spoon?

06 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
iheartscotch     
Obviously, the sheriff just had a banquet there, in his honor.

06 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
These guys?

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06 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
Nightsweat     
Someone got upset because some other guy made Marian.

06 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
imtheonlylp     
John Little? looks more like Little John from here.

06 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
WordsnCollision     
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06 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
special20    [TotalFark]  
FTA: "Two firefighters had to be rescued after they went into search for a woman believed to have been trapped in a burning strip bar..."

I can only imagine the high five that took place shortly before they entered the burning building.

06 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
imtheonlylp     
Oodelally what a day.

06 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
unfarkingbelievable     
Was it started by a firecrotch?

06 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
imtheonlylp     

special20: FTA: "Two firefighters had to be rescued after they went into search for a woman believed to have been trapped in a burning strip bar..."

I can only imagine the high five that took place shortly before they entered the burning building.


"official" account is rescued...

/why, was she fat?
//rimshot

06 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
treesloth     

thompsonius: Cythraul: Somebody is going to get their heart cut out with a spoon.

Why a spoon?


Because it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more!

06 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
No Time To Explain     
Was there sightings of men in tights fleeing the seen?

06 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
ultraholland     
*married men

06 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
Commissioner for Oaths     

No Time To Explain: Was there sightings of men in tights fleeing the seen?


Not just tights. TIGHT tights.

06 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
somedude210    [TotalFark]  

WordsnCollision: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 560x304]


Fatalists?

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06 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
The Sheriff of Nottingham is up to his old tricks again, I see.

It's the old burn down the Ye Olde Sherwood Forest Strippe Club and Inne and blame Robin and his Merry Men gambit. Tried and true. He does something like this every damn episode of all the TV shows and twice in every movie.

Well, Made Marion is out of work again.

And its back to the street for *riar *uck and his Royal New Forest Novices.

Will Scarlet can always busk with his mandolin in front of the liquor store on welfare cheque day. Will always lands on his feet, like a Canadian Lynx.

The hardest hit is always Little John. He worked as the bouncer at the Olde Stirwood, as it is fondly known to locals and habitués.

06 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
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06 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
farm machine     
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The polls are now closed.

/How appropriate for Election Day
/No more Erection Day

06 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
cynispasm     

texdent: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 209x302]


Came for this - thanks!

06 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Tat'dGreaser     
What does burning silicone smell like?

06 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
dancindan84     
Heh, this is about 10 minutes from where I work.

/Never been
//Really

06 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
cgraves67    [TotalFark]  
Let me guess: A mysterious cloaked figure showed up for the amateur night competition, and blew them away. The Sheriff got involved, and the next thing you know, the place is burning to the ground while the anonymous amateur runs off with the winnings to give to Charity, the pregnant stripper who can't dance anymore.

06 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
inglixthemad     
I think subby should just admit that they're part of the Sheriff's men. The Merry Men would never burn down a strip club in the forest. They like the entertainment! 

Darn that dastardly Prince John and Sheriff!

06 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

farm machine: The polls poles are now closed.


06 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Dr Dreidel     
Where is the Maid Muh-rye-on?

// American Robin Hood (probably just some guy named Bin)
// apologies to Eddie Izzard

06 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
stuffy     
It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.

06 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
gweilo8888     

stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American Canadian dream.


FTFY.

06 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
Flakeloaf     

stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.


Not in Trenton it's not. The place probably went up from flammable levels of BO and stank.

06 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
SkunkWerks     

texdent: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 209x302]


Came for that.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

06 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
LOTN     

Flakeloaf: stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.

Not in Trenton it's not. The place probably went up from flammable levels of BO and stank.


What part of being the North American dream are you not picking up on?

06 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
Resident Muslim    [TotalFark]  
Well, every town, has its ups and downs, sometimes ups outnumber the downs.

06 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  

somedude210: WordsnCollision: [dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com image 560x304]

Fatalists

Feygelehs?

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FTFY

06 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Sgt.Zim    [TotalFark]  
Gott damn non-mobile-friendly sites. "We're sorry, the mobile version of that story isn't available yet. Please enjoy one of these other stories instead."

At least it didn't blindly redirect me to the home page like most do, so there's that.

Can anyone sum up for a poor Farker stuck on his Droid?

// And why hasn't this turned into a stripper thread yet?

06 Nov 2012 02:12 PM
uberaverage     
hee hee sure wood

06 Nov 2012 02:16 PM
beautifulsilence     
I used to live there. Well, not in the stripclub, but in the city. There are some pretty crazy pictures my friends were posting on FB. The entire downtown had to be shut down, which should tell you how small Trenton is...

06 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
nursedude     

Flakeloaf: stuffy: It's not known how many people lived in the building, which had rooms above the club.

To live above a strip club. That's my American dream.

Not in Trenton it's not. The place probably went up from flammable levels of BO and stank skank.


/fixed

06 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
Little John     
Well...damn!

06 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
Dragonflew     
I know this place well, I grew up in that shiathole of a town. Good riddance.

06 Nov 2012 05:03 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Neither rolls nor tolls were had that day.

06 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Rozinante     
This is fairly local to me. It's a sad day. There are only so many strip clubs left. Probably less than half a dozen in a 5 hour stretch of the 401.

06 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Galf Eht Teg     
Also wanted for questioning:

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06 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
dancindan84     

Dragonflew: I know this place well, I grew up in that shiathole of a town. Good riddance.


Sorry. As much as there's nothing to do in Belleville, it's always seemed nice because we say, "Well, at least it isn't Trenton," as we hold our noses while driving through.

07 Nov 2012 06:52 AM
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