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06 Nov 2012 06:57 PM   |   8730 clicks   |   ABC
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themasterdebater     
...and normal folk drive on the street avoiding the school-bus on the sidewalk?

/don't ask

06 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
Nice

06 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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RoyBatty     
I do it to avoid the fresh produce stands.

06 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
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Oznog     
That's amazing! I have the same combination on my LUGGAGE!!

06 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
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SearchN     
Maybe she was trying to go for a kill-streak multiplier? Bet the stoopid judge didn't think of that.

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
Cupid stunt.

06 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
from other articles about this, she has done this repeatedly and the police were monitoring that specific area solely for the purpose of catching her doing it again.

localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com

/how expected

06 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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Maslow's Hierarchy     
Women drivers...

Aren't usually that stupid.

06 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
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weapon13     
If this had happened over here, she'd be screaming about her human rights.

06 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
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pottie     
There's a lot to be said about public humiliation.
/like: haha

06 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
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Miithos     
Give That Judge a raise!

AWESOME justice!

06 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
"Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus"

Or John McClane.

06 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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poot_rootbeer     
Make her walk around in Harlem with an 'I HATE EVERYONE' sign!

06 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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uncoveror     
She should be barred from ever driving again, and should be put in stocks in front of the courthouse so people can throw rotten fruit at her.

06 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
I watched a guy drive on the sidewalk when he was passing in a no-passing zone and another car cut in front of him to do the same thing. They were lined up

A
...
B D
==
C
...

A = car driving on sidewalk (headed right)
... = row of telephone poles
B = car passing in no-passing zone (headed right)
D = car in proper lane (headed left)
= = double yellow line
C = slow moving vehicle in proper lane (headed right)

Driver A had been merely in the wrong lane, passing in a no passing zone, but car B cut in front of him and he had to sweve onto the sidewalk to avoid a collision.

06 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

poot_rootbeer: Make her walk around in Harlem with an 'I HATE EVERYONE' sign!


From the article:


Court records show a Cleveland Municipal Court judge on Monday ordered 32-year-old Shena Hardin to stand at an intersection for two days next week.

In other words... YIPPIE-KI-YAY, SHENA HARDIN

06 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
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skinink     
Just a good ole girl, never meaning no harm.
Beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the Law since the day she was born.

06 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
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vudukungfu     

calbert: from other articles about this, she has done this repeatedly and the police were monitoring that specific area solely for the purpose of catching her doing it again.

[localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com image 300x298]

/how expected


don be hatin her stenshuns

06 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
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hodge-podge     
i46.tinypic.com

06 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
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Cast     
She should lose her license permanently if she has done something this absurd more than once, and/or outside of imminent life and death circumstances.

06 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
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kibbled     
The fine was only $250? In California your ticket for speeding is at least $140 and that is before trying to run over children.

06 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
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my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     
This headline is better than mine.

/Bravo

06 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
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ras django     
there's a wiiiide disparity there. just so you know. jsun

06 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Racist cops caught another poor woman who just happened to be Driving While Black. What year is it, again? 1953, right?

06 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
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topcon     
This was making all the rounds on various sites like a month ago. Surprised it wasn't here already (if it wasn't.)

06 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
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Apos     
Good.

06 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
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wambu     

calbert: from other articles about this, she has done this repeatedly and the police were monitoring that specific area solely for the purpose of catching her doing it again.

localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com


/how expected



That's her? She looks like she'd have a temper.

06 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
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skinink     

wambu: calbert: from other articles about this, she has done this repeatedly and the police were monitoring that specific area solely for the purpose of catching her doing it again.

[localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com image 300x298]


/how expected


That's her? She looks like she'd have a temper.


HEY!! Just because she's appearing in court wearing a jean jacket doesn't mean she has temper issues.

06 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

skinink: wambu: calbert: from other articles about this, she has done this repeatedly and the police were monitoring that specific area solely for the purpose of catching her doing it again.

[localtvwjw.files.wordpress.com image 300x298]


/how expected


That's her? She looks like she'd have a temper.

HEY!! Just because she's appearing in court wearing a jean jacket doesn't mean she has temper issues.


At least her head doesn't look like a graffiti wall

06 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
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Apos     

pottie: There's a lot to be said about public humiliation.
/like: haha


1.bp.blogspot.com

06 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
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FatherChaos     
1.bp.blogspot.com

Wholeheartedly approves.

06 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
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Shadyman     
One does not simply DRIVE on sidewalks!

06 Nov 2012 08:00 PM
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kidsizedcoffin     

SearchN: Maybe she was trying to go for a kill-streak multiplier? Bet the stoopid judge didn't think of that.


imageshack.us

He obviously missed the PSA.

06 Nov 2012 08:03 PM
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nytmare     

topcon: This was making all the rounds on various sites like a month ago. Surprised it wasn't here already (if it wasn't.)


The news is that she was just sentenced.

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
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Ego edo infantia cattus     
When they give her licence back, they should make it a condition that she has to have a magnetic sign on her car that says "CAUTION: IDIOT DRIVER" they could back it up with mandatory jail time if she's caught without it, and put a note in her record so the cop will know if / when she gets pulled over.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
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Zebulon     
As much as I find these "Judge sentences criminal to walk around with a sign" stories to be entertaining, I always wonder: how is that legally possible? What part of the law allows them to do anything other than give out jail time, fines, that sort of thing?

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
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kidsizedcoffin     

Zebulon: As much as I find these "Judge sentences criminal to walk around with a sign" stories to be entertaining, I always wonder: how is that legally possible? What part of the law allows them to do anything other than give out jail time, fines, that sort of thing?


I imagine a lot of them are plea deals of some sort. So instead of a ton of community service or a short jail term, she has the public humiliation option.

06 Nov 2012 08:11 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Shadyman: One does not simply DRIVE on sidewalks!


But the sign on the bus clearly says that YOU... SHALL NOT... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!

06 Nov 2012 08:11 PM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Zebulon

Usually the deal is, the formal sentence is jail but the sentence is suspended on the condition that you do something. So you rape a girl and the judge sentences you to 20 years with the sentence suspended for a year on condition that you wear a sign saying "legitimate rape is not funny." If you comply and wear the sign the sentence is discharged after a year and you are free. If you insist on exercising your right to laugh at rape you go to prison.

06 Nov 2012 08:13 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
a NJ guido, a warehouse worker pulled his Mustang 5.0 into the parking lot way late from lunch. pissed off warehouse manager Chuck demanded to know where Jerry had been. DeMartino explains he was detained by the police.

Jerry was tired of waiting behind a school bus that kept stopping to unload students. Next stop Jerry says frig this and pulls out and passes the school bus. A police cruiser in opposing line of traffic pulls in front of Jerry, who goes around him and keeps driving.

Police light up the siren, pulls genius DeMartino over. "didn't you see me pull out in front of your car?" --'yeah says Jerry, I figured you were responding to a call', totally oblivious. It took the policeman almost 45 minutes to write out the fist full of tickets Jerry earned that day.

06 Nov 2012 08:19 PM
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Zebulon     

kidsizedcoffin: Zebulon: As much as I find these "Judge sentences criminal to walk around with a sign" stories to be entertaining, I always wonder: how is that legally possible? What part of the law allows them to do anything other than give out jail time, fines, that sort of thing?

I imagine a lot of them are plea deals of some sort. So instead of a ton of community service or a short jail term, she has the public humiliation option.


That doesn't answer the question of WHY she can do that. What part of the legal code says you can accept public humiliation as your penalty? I wouldn't think the judge or lawyers for either side could propose something that isn't a standard penalty like fines, jail time, etc. I mean, next time I am in traffic court, should I offer to wash the judge's car if exchange for not having to pay my ticket? Maybe he could make me pick up trash along the highway instead...

06 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
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abhorrent1     
I don't know, subby. You ever been stuck behind a school bus? It's pretty annoying.

06 Nov 2012 08:36 PM
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Vexed Thespian     

abhorrent1: I don't know, subby. You ever been stuck behind a school bus? It's pretty annoying.


when i was in second grade a school mate of mine got clobbered to death getting off a bus, ive never found it too much to wait for.

/not a cool story bro

06 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
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Apos     
Oh....no.....


www.ctvnews.ca
kinkylikeme.com

06 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
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Vexed Thespian     
hmmm... as i read that it sounds very "omarion pray for me"-esqu. i didnt mean for it to sound that way

06 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
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Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Shadyman: One does not simply DRIVE on sidewalks!

But the sign on the bus clearly says that YOU... SHALL NOT... PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!


A "Fly, you fools!" sign where the kids could read it would have been more helpful.

06 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
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thisiszombocom     
das wut u get lettin yo negro wimmen get all uppity

06 Nov 2012 09:01 PM
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Noticeably F.A.T.: A "Fly, you fools!" sign where the kids could read it would have been more helpful.


Or at least dunce caps that read "FOOL OF A TOOK" or something...

06 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
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bugmn99     

KrispyKritter: a NJ guido, a warehouse worker pulled his Mustang 5.0 into the parking lot way late from lunch. pissed off warehouse manager Chuck demanded to know where Jerry had been. DeMartino explains he was detained by the police.

Jerry was tired of waiting behind a school bus that kept stopping to unload students. Next stop Jerry says frig this and pulls out and passes the school bus. A police cruiser in opposing line of traffic pulls in front of Jerry, who goes around him and keeps driving.

Police light up the siren, pulls genius DeMartino over. "didn't you see me pull out in front of your car?" --'yeah says Jerry, I figured you were responding to a call', totally oblivious. It took the policeman almost 45 minutes to write out the fist full of tickets Jerry earned that day.


You know, you just don't meet a lot of guidos named Jerry.

06 Nov 2012 09:20 PM
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Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Or at least dunce caps that read "FOOL OF A TOOK" or something...


I figured that was just assumed.

06 Nov 2012 09:21 PM
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