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06 Nov 2012 09:06 PM   |   14304 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
NEPA represented well as usual

06 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
alienated     
Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...

06 Nov 2012 08:48 PM
jeffreyh     
Love the headline, subby. Don't need to RTFA.

06 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
Sgt.Zim    [TotalFark]  
"Making terroristic threats" == the new "resisting arrest".

Note that (s)he (preference not stated) was *not* charged with indecent exposure...

06 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
lenfromak    [TotalFark]  

Sgt.Zim: "Making terroristic threats" == the new "resisting arrest".

Note that (s)he (preference not stated) was *not* charged with indecent exposure...


The guy must have killer boobs to get making terroristic threats.

06 Nov 2012 09:22 PM
GreenSun     
Terrorist Threat = "Please don't drag me away, I'm gonna pee myself!"

06 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
farkingismybusiness     

lenfromak: Sgt.Zim: "Making terroristic threats" == the new "resisting arrest".

Note that (s)he (preference not stated) was *not* charged with indecent exposure...

The guy must have killer boobs to get making terroristic threats.


He was charged with smuggling torpedoes.

06 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
KrispyKritter     

alienated: Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...


i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.

06 Nov 2012 09:34 PM
sulco     
he allegedly flashed his breast implants

Too lazy to post the image notevenclosetobeingokwiththis.jpg....

06 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
alienated     

KrispyKritter: i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.


Aye.

06 Nov 2012 09:37 PM
fjnorton    [TotalFark]  
Ohh ohh ohh Jamie's crying....

06 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
vudukungfu     
insert Lackawanna.jpg

06 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
Combustion     

fjnorton: Ohh ohh ohh Jamie's crying....


Now you have Tone Loc in my head.

06 Nov 2012 09:50 PM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  
When I did the shoplifter-catcher gig up there, I saw and was involved in some really freaky shiat. Got hurt a few times, too.

06 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

Deacon Blue: When I did the shoplifter-catcher gig up there, I saw and was involved in some really freaky shiat. Got hurt a few times, too.


No one cares if you got hurt but we all enjoy really freaky shiat.Spare us a few details,and revel in AW-ing

06 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
SomethingToDo     
Hang-ing out at Wal-MART.
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06 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  

sweet-daddy-2: Deacon Blue: When I did the shoplifter-catcher gig up there, I saw and was involved in some really freaky shiat. Got hurt a few times, too.

No one cares if you got hurt but we all enjoy really freaky shiat.Spare us a few details,and revel in AW-ing


I saw three cops tase one guy, all at the same time. That was pretty freaky. I saw a fairly attractive woman in her 30's stick her hand down the back of her sweatpants, dig around in her butt for a while, pull out her hand, smell of it for a few seconds, then wipe the hand off on a pair of children's jeans. Several people performing various sex acts (I only saw that on the cameras). Also, some dick named sweet-daddy-2 masturbated into a pair of toddler's underwear.

06 Nov 2012 10:21 PM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

06 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
System600     
Future Republican Senator?

06 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
chitownmike     
Has sunny ever seen animal house or is that the joke?
/if it is I don't get it

06 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
Wobambo     

Ghastly: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!


YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!


/also, I believe that is my purse

06 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
Marshall Willenholly     
[sigh] Another embarrassment for the transgender community.

06 Nov 2012 10:51 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Wait: he flashed the the fake titties or the bags of saline supposed to be inside them?

Also how do you get Jamie from Jeremy? The proper drag name is Jenny, honey. Jenny.

06 Nov 2012 10:53 PM
AbiNormal     
Republicans aren't going down without a fight are they?

06 Nov 2012 11:57 PM
The One True TheDavid     
AbiNormal:

Republicans aren't going down without a fight are they?

Not even for $20?

07 Nov 2012 12:04 AM
Manny Calavera     
The Daily Mail deliberately misgendering a transgender woman, what a surprise

07 Nov 2012 12:06 AM
ITGreen    [TotalFark]  
HUGE headline Subs. Bravo

07 Nov 2012 12:15 AM
stuffy     
Why isn't he hanging out at bars letting dudes buy him drinks, while trying to feel him up?

07 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
The One True TheDavid     
Manny Calavera:

The Daily Mail deliberately misgendering a transgender woman, what a surprise

He's the one who misgendered himself: there is no such thing as a "transgender woman." A.k.a. "It's not a chick with a dick, it's a guy with fake tits."

07 Nov 2012 12:58 AM
fnordest     
There was a guy in Phoenix (ex-Marine, I heard) who was apparently pre-op because the police wouldn't cite him for indecent exposure due to the fact that he - quote - had a penis - unquote.

He would roller skate around wearing a top that was unbuttoned down the front and had female breasts. From the back he looked like a bodybuilder, except for the clothes he wore.

penis = he

07 Nov 2012 01:00 AM
bunner     
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07 Nov 2012 01:12 AM
weirdneighbour     
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07 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
alienated     

Marshall Willenholly: [sigh] Another embarrassment for the transgender community.


Yeah. Well, we are not all perfect, but sigh, indeed.

07 Nov 2012 01:35 AM
alienated     

fnordest: penis = he


Nope. Not all do the inversion.

07 Nov 2012 01:42 AM
Resident Muslim     
So...should they take said person to the female jail or the mail jail?


/or holding cell or whatever you want to call it.

07 Nov 2012 04:49 AM
alienated     

Resident Muslim: So...should they take said person to the female jail or the mail jail?


/or holding cell or whatever you want to call it.


well, in this case, i would say to the one that had tit space. I might be wrong

07 Nov 2012 04:54 AM
Devilmouse     
Owens began bleeding after banging his head against the police are window and then spat blood at them, according to reports

suuurrrreeeeee 'banging his head' I am sure that is what happened.

07 Nov 2012 05:19 AM
Buffet     
It's an abomination. Slay it.

07 Nov 2012 05:33 AM
Wiseass     
linetrap?

07 Nov 2012 07:31 AM
phrawgh     

Devilmouse: Owens began bleeding after banging his head against the police are window and then spat blood at them, according to reports

suuurrrreeeeee 'banging his head' I am sure that is what happened.


Seems like (s)he may have metal health issues.

07 Nov 2012 07:35 AM
Pvt Joker     

KrispyKritter: alienated: Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...

i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.


Jaime was going through PMS for the first time.

07 Nov 2012 07:59 AM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
It rubs the lotion on its skin...

07 Nov 2012 08:37 AM
Babies with Rabies     
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Walmart needs better greeters.

07 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
abhorrent1     
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07 Nov 2012 08:48 AM
This text is now purple     

KrispyKritter: alienated: Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...

i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.


Don't all trannies?

07 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
doubled99     
This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.

07 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
Repo Man     

doubled99: This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.


If you new anything about psychology/psychiatry, you'd know that the medical community agrees that the proper treatment for the transgendered is hormones and surgery. I suppose in your opinion, the years spent getting advanced degrees in the relevant fields only serves to confuse them, and obscure the reality that is so clear to you with your high school education?

07 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
fnordest     

alienated: fnordest: penis = he

Nope. Not all do the inversion.


I'll start with: not prejudiced, do what you want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. Now, I was referring to the cops stance on not harassing said person and to my usage of the pronoun.

Admittedly ignorant on the process, I would think inversion would qualify for female (but you already know that) *side note: I'd also think it would make for one hell of a tight pussy* Anyway, I think you're saying that if one feels like a girl on the inside, then they should be able to be referred to as "she".

That's fine for your family and friends and random observers who can't tell. Not that I cared one way or the other, but I would never have known he was swinging a sausage if it hadn't been reported in the paper. This was a police/legal matter. He can't have it both ways. But for all I know, he might be a she by now.

In that case she would be most likely referred to as "Butch". Dude, you should have seen this guy. He had absolutely no feminine features other than fun bags. Hell, he looked like he still shaved every morning.

07 Nov 2012 09:28 AM
doubled99     
Repo Man Smartest
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2012-11-07 09:25:35 AM


doubled99: This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.

If you new anything about psychology/psychiatry, you'd know that the medical community agrees that the proper treatment for the transgendered is hormones and surgery. I suppose in your opinion, the years spent getting advanced degrees in the relevant fields only serves to confuse them, and obscure the reality that is so clear to you with your high school education?




I actually "no" quite a bit.
Somebody obviously believed the same nonsense as you when they diagnosed him and approved surgical treatments.

But as anyone who reads the story can see, HE"S INSANE. Sorry you and so many others can't see the forest for the trees.

07 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
Repo Man     

doubled99: Repo Man Smartest
Funniest
2012-11-07 09:25:35 AM


doubled99: This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.

If you new anything about psychology/psychiatry, you'd know that the medical community agrees that the proper treatment for the transgendered is hormones and surgery. I suppose in your opinion, the years spent getting advanced degrees in the relevant fields only serves to confuse them, and obscure the reality that is so clear to you with your high school education?



I actually "no" quite a bit.
Somebody obviously believed the same nonsense as you when they diagnosed him and approved surgical treatments.

But as anyone who reads the story can see, HE"S INSANE. Sorry you and so many others can't see the forest for the trees.


Colleague of Sigmund Freud: "All of my homosexual patients are quite ill you know." Freud: "As are all of mine. Of course, so are my heterosexual ones."

Since you clearly know more than the medical professionals who have treated this person so far, what is your diagnosis? What should be done to help this person cope with life??

07 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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