I just don't get where that comes from. What instance of reality can they point to to support this assertion?

Sooo....they voted for Obama? Awesome.

why would an obscure family member interact with you today? are you sure its even your family member and not a homeless person?

Just look at the TFD lineup. That derp.

On what evidence does she base her opinion?

My boss and a coworker were talking about all the guns they were going to buy in the next week if Obama gets re-elected because soon it would be illegal to buy them. Then they fantasized about all the killing they'd do when "they come for our guns".

I normally love and respect these people, but something about politics turns people into brainless goobers.

I was at an Obama campaign office so pretty much zero derp.

That sounds like something an elderly hillbilly would say. Is your obscure relative an elderly hillbilly?

Meh, I am inclined not to believe your bull excrement.

Thee goes the thread.

Why is your relative obscure? And why so stupid?

I voted for love of country, not revenge.

Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Me & rappy are apparently responsible for the Bachmann debacle...

Whoever wins, we lose.

A well-educated friend sent me this derp just a little while ago.

jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Why? This is like the worst day possible for that.

I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU JADE WHAT HAPPENED.

Mormons = Taliban = Muslim

/amiright?

"I tell ya, it's those damn Unions that are gonna ruin 'Merika."

themeaningoflifeisnot: Why is your relative obscure? And why so stupid?

Yeah, I don't really understand how subby's family member can be obscure, at least not to subby.

coco ebert: I was at an Obama campaign office so pretty much zero derp.

You kinda just get used to the derp when you're around it so much.

Tziva: jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Why? This is like the worst day possible for that.

I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU JADE WHAT HAPPENED.

Someone reminded me it existed and I thought I would check it out. Then I remembered why I avoided it.

I'M SORRY, I HOPE THIS MAKES IT UP TO YOU.

jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Oh I'm sorry. Are you ok? Do you need a hug or some hot tea?

Posted in another thread, but sharing here as well

 

/A friend came home to his apt in NY City a few weeks ago to find this derp taped to his door

megalynn44: jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Oh I'm sorry. Are you ok? Do you need a hug or some hot tea?

You are always so good to me. Thank you.

I'm waiting for NOBama to give me my free money the Republicans promised I would get from the last election.

jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Had it changed one iota?

Had the politicians who were being white knighted or despised changed appreciably? Other than faces and clothes style I mean.

1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.

"im not voting becuz i dont want to get trapped into jury duty"

I voted for the guy who is going to pay me the most sit on my ass and crotch-shoot out a series of career felons

- every democrat ever

I can't participate. I am the guy my family would be posting about.


/conscientious abstainer. I won't have the blood they spill on my hands. Not in the War on Terror, the War on Drugs, the War on Privacy, the War on Obesity, the War on Education, etc, etc, ad nauseum

From my friends:
*all cars are being made in mexico and china since Obama took office
* how can you care about issues like gay marriage and equal rights when so many people are unemployed?
*Obama is so weak that the international community laughs at us. I'm voting Romney because we're not pussies
*If he lied about Benghazi, what else is he lying about? I can't trust him, so I'm voting Romeny.

/facepalm

After the past four years in a red state, hearing derp every day (as well as bittersweet yearning for the good old days of the Bush's, Reagan, and slavery) I've given in. I'm going apolitical.

NikkiPoooo: themeaningoflifeisnot: Why is your relative obscure? And why so stupid?

Yeah, I don't really understand how subby's family member can be obscure, at least not to subby.

I'm guessing second cousins people rarely talk to, that kind of thing

reklamfox: [i47.tinypic.com image 426x639] 

Wow, LOL.

jadeblue: I'M SORRY, I HOPE THIS MAKES IT UP TO YOU.

Yes. Yes it does.

Lava Lamp Repairman: Me & rappy are apparently responsible for the Bachmann debacle...

Burn them!

mikaloyd: Had it changed one iota?

No discernible change.

"(Obama) spent trillions bailing out everything when he could have been spending money improving our military"

The U.S is severely lacking in money spent on military... let me tell ya.

Silly Jesus: 1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.

If we stopped ignorant/low information/outright retarded people from voting then you wouldn't be able to vote and that seems like a shame.

Driving through Lufkin Texas this afternoon, a equipment business had changed their sign to read:

Who is Obama?
A Muslim Terrorist

megalynn44: I just don't get where that comes from. What instance of reality can they point to to support this assertion?

Glenn Beck, of course. My mother watches that moron assiduously, and hangs off his every word. And not just that moron - Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity also toss in their derp, and she rolls it all up and decides that Obama is, indeed, the half-black sekrit Muslim Kenyan Manchurian Candidate anti-Christ they all claim he is, so that's the bad news.

The good news is that she lives in Georgia, calls once every few weeks, and knows enough to not talk politics with me, because she apparently hates being openly mocked.

Sign some former used car lot owner north of Boston posted about his failed business. I think his business failed because he wasted his money making stupid signs like this.

Silly Jesus: 1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.

You regularly show you have no room to talk.

Not all families live up one another's anuses?

It would be hilarious if Obama made a speech after re-election:

"Now that I am re-elected, the secret Muslim programs begin! Allah Akbar!

"Just kidding, I'm introducing a tax break for buying handguns."

ami5000: Silly Jesus: 1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.

If we stopped ignorant/low information/outright retarded people from voting then you wouldn't be able to vote and that seems like a shame.

Ain't that the truth.

I've had obscure family members since before it was cool, subby's probably never heard of them.

oh for farks sake. letting the liters in is like letting these 'obscure family member[s]' vote

do what i do with my closet republican dad- try to keep them busy until the polls close. mymymy dad the office is busssssssy to-day!

I work in a call center. yesterday, I took a call from a business partner who would not stop talking about how everything Obama says is a lie.

Then a coworker today told me a *hilarious* joke: How can you tell when Barack Obama is lying? His lips are moving.

Yes, I live in a battleground state. fark.