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   Obscure family member today: "I voted for the guy who isn't wrecking the country by forcing us all to be Muslims." Share your derp experiences from either side of the aisle from election day here

06 Nov 2012 06:57 PM   |   7620 clicks   |   Fark
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megalynn44    [TotalFark]  
I just don't get where that comes from. What instance of reality can they point to to support this assertion?

06 Nov 2012 06:49 PM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
Sooo....they voted for Obama? Awesome.

06 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
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sgt cyanide    [TotalFark]  
why would an obscure family member interact with you today? are you sure its even your family member and not a homeless person?

06 Nov 2012 06:51 PM
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Spoon over Marin    [TotalFark]  
Just look at the TFD lineup. That derp.

06 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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ToxicMunkee     
On what evidence does she base her opinion?

06 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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NannerPuss     
My boss and a coworker were talking about all the guns they were going to buy in the next week if Obama gets re-elected because soon it would be illegal to buy them. Then they fantasized about all the killing they'd do when "they come for our guns".

I normally love and respect these people, but something about politics turns people into brainless goobers.

06 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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coco ebert     
I was at an Obama campaign office so pretty much zero derp.

06 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
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Purelilac    [TotalFark]  
That sounds like something an elderly hillbilly would say. Is your obscure relative an elderly hillbilly?

06 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Meh, I am inclined not to believe your bull excrement.

06 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
Thee goes the thread.

06 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
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themeaningoflifeisnot     
Why is your relative obscure? And why so stupid?

06 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
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dfenstrate     
I voted for love of country, not revenge.

06 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
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Spoon over Marin    [TotalFark]  
i112.photobucket.com

06 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
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jadeblue    [TotalFark]  
Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

06 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
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Lava Lamp Repairman    [TotalFark]  
Me & rappy are apparently responsible for the Bachmann debacle...

06 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
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Xanlexian    [TotalFark]  
Whoever wins, we lose.

06 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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Mudgen    [TotalFark]  
A well-educated friend sent me this derp just a little while ago.

i1071.photobucket.com

06 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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Tziva    [TotalFark]  

jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Why

? This is like the worst day possible for that.

I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU JADE WHAT HAPPENED.

06 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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Infobahn     
Mormons = Taliban = Muslim

/amiright?

06 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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REO-Weedwagon     
"I tell ya, it's those damn Unions that are gonna ruin 'Merika."

06 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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NikkiPoooo    [TotalFark]  

themeaningoflifeisnot: Why is your relative obscure? And why so stupid?


Yeah, I don't really understand how subby's family member can be obscure, at least not to subby.

06 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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meta1hed     

coco ebert: I was at an Obama campaign office so pretty much zero derp.


You kinda just get used to the derp when you're around it so much.

06 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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jadeblue    [TotalFark]  

Tziva: jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Why? This is like the worst day possible for that.

I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU JADE WHAT HAPPENED.


Someone reminded me it existed and I thought I would check it out. Then I remembered why I avoided it.

I'M SORRY, I HOPE THIS MAKES IT UP TO YOU.

06 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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megalynn44    [TotalFark]  

jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.


Oh I'm sorry. Are you ok? Do you need a hug or some hot tea?

06 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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reklamfox     
Posted in another thread, but sharing here as well

i47.tinypic.com 

/A friend came home to his apt in NY City a few weeks ago to find this derp taped to his door

06 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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jadeblue    [TotalFark]  

megalynn44: jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.

Oh I'm sorry. Are you ok? Do you need a hug or some hot tea?


You are always so good to me. Thank you.

06 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
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GregoryD     
I'm waiting for NOBama to give me my free money the Republicans promised I would get from the last election.

06 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
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mikaloyd    [TotalFark]  

jadeblue: Today I went into the Politics tab for the first time in years.


Had it changed one iota?

Had the politicians who were being white knighted or despised changed appreciably? Other than faces and clothes style I mean.

06 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
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Silly Jesus     
1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.

06 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
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phantomht     
"im not voting becuz i dont want to get trapped into jury duty"

06 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
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SevenizGud     
I voted for the guy who is going to pay me the most sit on my ass and crotch-shoot out a series of career felons

- every democrat ever

06 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
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scarmig     
I can't participate. I am the guy my family would be posting about.


/conscientious abstainer. I won't have the blood they spill on my hands. Not in the War on Terror, the War on Drugs, the War on Privacy, the War on Obesity, the War on Education, etc, etc, ad nauseum

06 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
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queezyweezel    [TotalFark]  
From my friends:
*all cars are being made in mexico and china since Obama took office
* how can you care about issues like gay marriage and equal rights when so many people are unemployed?
*Obama is so weak that the international community laughs at us. I'm voting Romney because we're not pussies
*If he lied about Benghazi, what else is he lying about? I can't trust him, so I'm voting Romeny.

/facepalm

06 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
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Coronach     
After the past four years in a red state, hearing derp every day (as well as bittersweet yearning for the good old days of the Bush's, Reagan, and slavery) I've given in. I'm going apolitical.

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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Pitabred     

NikkiPoooo: themeaningoflifeisnot: Why is your relative obscure? And why so stupid?

Yeah, I don't really understand how subby's family member can be obscure, at least not to subby.


I'm guessing second cousins people rarely talk to, that kind of thing

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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Tziva    [TotalFark]  

reklamfox: [i47.tinypic.com image 426x639] 


Wow, LOL.

jadeblue: I'M SORRY, I HOPE THIS MAKES IT UP TO YOU.


Yes. Yes it does.

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  

Lava Lamp Repairman: Me & rappy are apparently responsible for the Bachmann debacle...


Burn them!

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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jadeblue    [TotalFark]  

mikaloyd: Had it changed one iota?


No discernible change.

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
"(Obama) spent trillions bailing out everything when he could have been spending money improving our military"

The U.S is severely lacking in money spent on military... let me tell ya.

06 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
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ami5000    [TotalFark]  

Silly Jesus: 1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.


If we stopped ignorant/low information/outright retarded people from voting then you wouldn't be able to vote and that seems like a shame.

06 Nov 2012 07:05 PM
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Stranded On The Planet Dumbass     
Driving through Lufkin Texas this afternoon, a equipment business had changed their sign to read:

Who is Obama?
A Muslim Terrorist

06 Nov 2012 07:05 PM
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FormlessOne     

megalynn44: I just don't get where that comes from. What instance of reality can they point to to support this assertion?


Glenn Beck, of course. My mother watches that moron assiduously, and hangs off his every word. And not just that moron - Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity also toss in their derp, and she rolls it all up and decides that Obama is, indeed, the half-black sekrit Muslim Kenyan Manchurian Candidate anti-Christ they all claim he is, so that's the bad news.

The good news is that she lives in Georgia, calls once every few weeks, and knows enough to not talk politics with me, because she apparently hates being openly mocked.

06 Nov 2012 07:05 PM
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skinink     

Sign some former used car lot owner north of Boston posted about his failed business. I think his business failed because he wasted his money making stupid signs like this.


img10.imageshack.us


06 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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ecl     

Silly Jesus: 1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.


You regularly show you have no room to talk.

06 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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whizbang     
Not all families live up one another's anuses?

06 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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theMagni    [TotalFark]  
It would be hilarious if Obama made a speech after re-election:

"Now that I am re-elected, the secret Muslim programs begin! Allah Akbar!

"Just kidding, I'm introducing a tax break for buying handguns."

06 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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themeaningoflifeisnot     

ami5000: Silly Jesus: 1. Woman on phone at the grocery store. - "Christ is still the King and he has a plan for us. He will cast his vote."
2. Woman behind me in line to vote. - "Votin' is important. I gots to keep my check a comin'."

Guess who each voted for?

I still can't believe that we still allow ignorant / low information / outright retarded people to vote. Hell, a first grade math test would have likely thrown these two wastes of air out of the process.

If we stopped ignorant/low information/outright retarded people from voting then you wouldn't be able to vote and that seems like a shame.


Ain't that the truth.

06 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
I've had obscure family members since before it was cool, subby's probably never heard of them.

06 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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sgt cyanide    [TotalFark]  
oh for farks sake. letting the liters in is like letting these 'obscure family member[s]' vote

do what i do with my closet republican dad- try to keep them busy until the polls close. mymymy dad the office is busssssssy to-day!

06 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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atomic-age     
I work in a call center. yesterday, I took a call from a business partner who would not stop talking about how everything Obama says is a lie.

Then a coworker today told me a *hilarious* joke: How can you tell when Barack Obama is lying? His lips are moving.

Yes, I live in a battleground state. fark.

06 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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