let's do this.

Let the hysteria begin

Romney lost his home state. I know it was expected, but it's still farking hilarious. The people who actually lived under his governorship want nothing to do with him. And people still actually vote for this asshole.

Truly this will be an epic thread.

My part is done. Now it is just... Four More Beers!!!

Monkey butt bamboo balls.

The election coverage sounds and looks like a football game. Silly indeed.

Starstream is a whiny biatch.

I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?

RealAmericanHero: Romney lost his home state. I know it was expected, but it's still farking hilarious. The people who actually lived under his governorship want nothing to do with him. And people still actually vote for this asshole.

Isn't the Romney Ryan ticket expected to lose all three of their home states?

Cthulhu FTW.

Please try to impress us with your Smart and Funny comments, Farkers.

Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement.

"I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"

Break out the King Cobra and Newports!

We got a fresh thread? Sweet!

I'm watching it on FOX right now for the lulz.

I've got Obama up. 64 - 40. Fight!!

"Hmmmm, 1% of the vote is in. CALL IT!"

EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!!!!

The My Little Pony Killer: I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?

Just like a hanging chad...

Come at me, Bro.

Somacandra: Starstream is a whiny biatch.

Starscream. F-ing autocorrect.

the.swartz: The election coverage sounds and looks like a football game. Silly indeed.

National politics is basically the 5th major sport in America. If you needed any more proof of this, the "Predict the Electorals" things cinches it. In another 2 elections everyone will be using Yahoo to run their pools.

I voted.

/sticker proves it

Keep it going.

Thank gawd!!1 the other thread was moving to farking fast

we're all winners!

yay!

im late, im half cocked and stockpiled on booze, the neighbors party hasnt started, and i voted the shiat outta my ballot.
lets do this motherfarkers.

I hate this.

Yay! New thread! I'm watching BBC but and Obama is ahead but there is only one blue state.
Not sure what's up with that.

How many more official threads till we're done?

Here we go!

More Savannah Guthrie,More Savannah Guthrie,

Ms Buzzcut voted early, I waited in line for an hour today, but we both voted.
Now we've got a case of beer and are planning to watch our chosen candidate lose, but voting Gary Johnson felt much better than the turd sandwich or the giant douche.

Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.

I really think Roseanne is gonna pull this out.

Let's go Florida! My vote might've actually counted this year!

Before we really get going, we should keep Drew in our thoughts: Link

jayhawk88: In another 2 elections everyone will be using Yahoo to run their pools.

I've got Warren beating Booker in the regional final.

Chabash: Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement.

"I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"

Is this person voting for Gary Johnson?

FL: Obama +72461, 45% reporting (CNN)

the oil hit the anus

YouAreItNoTagBacks: How many more official threads till we're done?

As many as it takes.

Obama wins. Book it. Done.

Posted this in the last thread. You want this up in one tab

Link

and this in another

Link

So are there just going to be more and more of these as the others get auto-paginated?

Holy farking shiat, massive BBC update: Obama 57 votes, Romney 40.

I wanna dip my balls in this

They just showed the Florida ballot on CBC. WTF? An 11x17 sheet, double-sided for a ballot?

I voted for Johnson to send them a message.

My State is so red, Obamavich doesn't stand a chance, but I don't like the other guy either.

Any Farkers in the same boat should consider doing what I did.