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   Will Cthulhu defeat Megatron? Your official "Okay, results are coming out now" 2012 election thread

06 Nov 2012 11:51 PM   |   7197 clicks   |   Fark
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Puto4Life     
let's do this.

06 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
Duck_of_Doom     
Let the hysteria begin

06 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
RealAmericanHero     
Romney lost his home state. I know it was expected, but it's still farking hilarious. The people who actually lived under his governorship want nothing to do with him. And people still actually vote for this asshole.

06 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Truly this will be an epic thread.

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
Doogles4221     
My part is done. Now it is just... Four More Beers!!!

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
Monkey butt bamboo balls.

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
the.swartz     
The election coverage sounds and looks like a football game. Silly indeed.

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
Starstream is a whiny biatch.

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
Bobo_Spiewack     

RealAmericanHero: Romney lost his home state. I know it was expected, but it's still farking hilarious. The people who actually lived under his governorship want nothing to do with him. And people still actually vote for this asshole.


Isn't the Romney Ryan ticket expected to lose all three of their home states?

06 Nov 2012 08:06 PM
Apos     
Cthulhu FTW.

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
brukmann     
Please try to impress us with your Smart and Funny comments, Farkers.

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
Chabash     
Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement.

"I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Break out the King Cobra and Newports!

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
We got a fresh thread? Sweet!

I'm watching it on FOX right now for the lulz.

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
xenophon10k     
I've got Obama up. 64 - 40. Fight!!

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
The Third Man     
"Hmmmm, 1% of the vote is in. CALL IT!"

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
Andy Andy     
EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!!!!

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
JacksonBryan    [TotalFark]  

The My Little Pony Killer: I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?


Just like a hanging chad...

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
ender44     
Come at me, Bro.

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Somacandra: Starstream is a whiny biatch.


Starscream. F-ing autocorrect.

06 Nov 2012 08:07 PM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  

the.swartz: The election coverage sounds and looks like a football game. Silly indeed.


National politics is basically the 5th major sport in America. If you needed any more proof of this, the "Predict the Electorals" things cinches it. In another 2 elections everyone will be using Yahoo to run their pools.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food     
I voted.

/sticker proves it

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
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06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Uakronkid     
Keep it going.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear     
Thank gawd!!1 the other thread was moving to farking fast

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Omahawg     
we're all winners!

yay!

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Markoff_Cheney     
im late, im half cocked and stockpiled on booze, the neighbors party hasnt started, and i voted the shiat outta my ballot.
lets do this motherfarkers.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Martian_Astronomer     
I hate this.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Via Infinito    [TotalFark]  
Yay! New thread! I'm watching BBC but and Obama is ahead but there is only one blue state.
Not sure what's up with that.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
YouAreItNoTagBacks     
How many more official threads till we're done?

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
doyner    [TotalFark]  
Here we go!

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
wotthefark     
More Savannah Guthrie,More Savannah Guthrie,

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
buzzcut73     
Ms Buzzcut voted early, I waited in line for an hour today, but we both voted.
Now we've got a case of beer and are planning to watch our chosen candidate lose, but voting Gary Johnson felt much better than the turd sandwich or the giant douche.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
earthwirm     
Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
topcon     
I really think Roseanne is gonna pull this out.

06 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
almandot     
Let's go Florida! My vote might've actually counted this year!

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
Duck_of_Doom     
Before we really get going, we should keep Drew in our thoughts: Link

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
The Third Man     

jayhawk88: In another 2 elections everyone will be using Yahoo to run their pools.


I've got Warren beating Booker in the regional final.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Chabash: Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement.

"I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"


Is this person voting for Gary Johnson?

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
robsul82    [TotalFark]  
FL: Obama +72461, 45% reporting (CNN)

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
d23    [TotalFark]  
the oil hit the anus

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     

YouAreItNoTagBacks: How many more official threads till we're done?


As many as it takes.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
aquigley     
Obama wins. Book it. Done.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
Hack Patooey    [TotalFark]  
Posted this in the last thread. You want this up in one tab

Link

and this in another

Link

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
ad_rizzle     
So are there just going to be more and more of these as the others get auto-paginated?

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
CygnusDarius     
Holy farking shiat, massive BBC update: Obama 57 votes, Romney 40.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
Elzar     
I wanna dip my balls in this

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
Glenford     
They just showed the Florida ballot on CBC. WTF? An 11x17 sheet, double-sided for a ballot?

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
olddinosaur     
I voted for Johnson to send them a message.

My State is so red, Obamavich doesn't stand a chance, but I don't like the other guy either.

Any Farkers in the same boat should consider doing what I did.

06 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
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