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NewsFlash  With many of the precincts now reporting in, news organizations are now calling the election for Obama, which obviously means we are [ ] saved [ ] doomed

06 Nov 2012 11:52 PM   |   11619 clicks   |   ABC
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SenorPez     
HOORAY

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
Cotton Rinkenbolts     
We are all good.

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
death-monkey     
Congrats fartbama!

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
AKTurkey     
Nice work, George Soros

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
unit63     
YAY

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
Gonz     
4 more? Woohoo!

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
LockeOak     
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06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
ChrisDe     
This will be one entertaining night of Fox News.

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
soaboutthat     
Hazza! Bolderdash! and good tidings to all

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
the_rhino     
I have empty bottles just waiting to be filled by tears from Boehner's eyes.

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
redmond24     
This is bad news for..... Hillary Clinton?


/you know its coming

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
Palmer Eldritch    [TotalFark]  
NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
ksdanj    [TotalFark]  
I'm OK with this...

06 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
GAT_00     
Haha, you got unskewed.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Solid Muldoon     
Let the butthurt begin!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
PunchDrunkPanda     
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Fox and Friends tomorrow.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Texas Gabe     
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
DamnYankees    [TotalFark]  
Ok, I'm saying my headline was better:

UNSKEW THIS

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
AverageJoe77     
But Trump thinks we need a revolution

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
it's lisa e.     
whew!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
We're saved! Four more beers! Abortions for all!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Martin Silenus     
GIVE ME YOUR TEARS, CONSERVATIVE ALTS. LET ME BATHE IN THEM.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
DblDad     
Actual freeper quote: "I hope my husband and I are in the same re-education camp."

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Repo Man     
No celebration here. Just a sense of relief.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
robsul82    [TotalFark]  
Karl Rove is going full Duke Brothers on Fox News right now and demanding they turn those machines back on.

/seriously, he's demanding the network rescind its call of Ohio for Obama, HAHAHAHA

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Kazan     

DamnYankees: Ok, I'm saying my headline was better:

UNSKEW THIS


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
I wonder if Romney will give a concession speech of if he'll just say 'f*ck it' and try to move into the white house anyway?

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
MisterLoki     
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06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
GoldSpider     
In a related development, Stormfront appears to have cratered.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
HeartBurnKid     
In other election news...

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06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
herrDrFarkenstein     
So Romney isn't conceding ... discuss ...

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Combustion     
But...it's CLOSE!! It's REAL CLOSE!!!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
chuggernaught     
FARK YEAH!

Suck it haters! Take your women and homosexual hating ways and cram it with walnuts!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
themeaningoflifeisnot     
As most of us knew, it's another four years for President Obama.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
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sprawl15    [TotalFark]  
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06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Olympic Trolling Judge     
AAAAACCCCCOOOOORRRRRNNNNN!!!!!

*shakes fist*

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
organizmx     
Romney's Voting Machines aren't done in Ohio!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Ab3     
This just in: Ann Coulter's balls have dropped in rage...

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
Nevada now called for Obama. Only three states left to call (FL, CO, and VA) and Obama is ahead in all three. We're going over 300 baby!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
NateGrey     
Suck it Republicans.

Your tears are delicious.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
thisispete     
Shutup KarlRove, you giant ham.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Guntram Shatterhand     
CNN is showing Obama holding slim leads in Virginia and Florida. The Republicans have completely failed in their four year mission to make Obama Jimmy Carter. Haw haw!!

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
hourheroyes     
Karl Rove continues to claim that Ohio can't be called for Obama.

Farking LOSER.

06 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
shower_in_my_socks    [TotalFark]  
I am posting this every farking day for the rest of the week.

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06 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
Fista-Phobia     
Suck... My... Balls... TPOC.

06 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
Zeno-25     
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Fark yeah. I've been waiting to finish off the last bit of my bottle of 20 year Pappy for a few years now. Sweet, sweet victory bourbon.

06 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
thekilt04     
SO THE DRINKING BEGINS

bulleit indeed.

06 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
star_topology     
AND WE'RE BACK

Karl Rove is taking over Fox News. This is incredible. What am I watching!?

06 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
Cotton Rinkenbolts     
I honestly thought it was going to be an easier win for Obama. I'm a little surprised at how close(ish) it was.

06 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
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