HOORAY

We are all good.

Congrats fartbama!

Nice work, George Soros

YAY

4 more? Woohoo!

This will be one entertaining night of Fox News.

Hazza! Bolderdash! and good tidings to all

I have empty bottles just waiting to be filled by tears from Boehner's eyes.

This is bad news for..... Hillary Clinton?


/you know its coming

NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

I'm OK with this...

Haha, you got unskewed.

Let the butthurt begin!

Fox and Friends tomorrow.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Ok, I'm saying my headline was better:

UNSKEW THIS

But Trump thinks we need a revolution

whew!

We're saved! Four more beers! Abortions for all!

GIVE ME YOUR TEARS, CONSERVATIVE ALTS. LET ME BATHE IN THEM.

Actual freeper quote: "I hope my husband and I are in the same re-education camp."

No celebration here. Just a sense of relief.

Karl Rove is going full Duke Brothers on Fox News right now and demanding they turn those machines back on.

/seriously, he's demanding the network rescind its call of Ohio for Obama, HAHAHAHA

DamnYankees: Ok, I'm saying my headline was better:

UNSKEW THIS

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I wonder if Romney will give a concession speech of if he'll just say 'f*ck it' and try to move into the white house anyway?

In a related development, Stormfront appears to have cratered.

In other election news...

So Romney isn't conceding ... discuss ...

But...it's CLOSE!! It's REAL CLOSE!!!

FARK YEAH!

Suck it haters! Take your women and homosexual hating ways and cram it with walnuts!

As most of us knew, it's another four years for President Obama.

AAAAACCCCCOOOOORRRRRNNNNN!!!!!

*shakes fist*

Romney's Voting Machines aren't done in Ohio!

This just in: Ann Coulter's balls have dropped in rage...

Nevada now called for Obama. Only three states left to call (FL, CO, and VA) and Obama is ahead in all three. We're going over 300 baby!

Suck it Republicans.

Your tears are delicious.

Shutup KarlRove, you giant ham.

CNN is showing Obama holding slim leads in Virginia and Florida. The Republicans have completely failed in their four year mission to make Obama Jimmy Carter. Haw haw!!

Karl Rove continues to claim that Ohio can't be called for Obama.

Farking LOSER.

I am posting this every farking day for the rest of the week.

Suck... My... Balls... TPOC.

Fark yeah. I've been waiting to finish off the last bit of my bottle of 20 year Pappy for a few years now. Sweet, sweet victory bourbon.

SO THE DRINKING BEGINS

bulleit indeed.

AND WE'RE BACK

Karl Rove is taking over Fox News. This is incredible. What am I watching!?

I honestly thought it was going to be an easier win for Obama. I'm a little surprised at how close(ish) it was.