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   Three men try to rob Chinese restaurant but can't make themselves understood by employees. You go now

07 Nov 2012 09:44 AM   |   9223 clicks   |   UPI
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genepool lifeboat     
You eat vegetable

07 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
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mortimer_ford     
No English, my ass. Good job, Chinamen.

07 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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walkerhound     
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07 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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Dr_Retriever     
Awesome headline

07 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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upndn     
Rucky chinamen.

07 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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ManOfTeal     
You here 4 hour!!!!!

07 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
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imtheonlylp     
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07 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
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Tax Boy     
24.media.tumblr.com

07 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
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RoyHobbs22     
Their failure must have left them very hot and sour.

07 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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gabethegoat     
2.bp.blogspot.com

07 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
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bigmoneygrip    [TotalFark]  
You so big.

07 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
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imtheonlylp     
some good prison reading for them:

"Dark Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Dung

07 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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Kerr Avon     
Obviously absent.

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07 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Was on the scene:

cghm.org

07 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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jaytkay     
I have a gub

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07 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
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SweetSaws     

Kerr Avon: Obviously absent.

[i465.photobucket.com image 683x1024]


"San Francisco cocksucker!"

"Swangen!"

07 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
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Marcintosh     
Wonder about the wisdom of a stick-up in a place that employs gentlemen adroit with sharp knives and heavy cleavers.
Then again, stickup man isn't on the Mensa employment list.

i.qkme.me

07 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
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Jim from Saint Paul     
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07 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
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Soonerpsycho     
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We all look alike to them.

07 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
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Langdon Alger     
Now dat ownge cheeken! Unbereavabuh!

07 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
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weapon13     
We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?

07 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
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vudukungfu     
这是一个抢劫

07 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
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Hawnkee     
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?

07 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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uberaverage     
I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.

07 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
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IsNoGood     

vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫


Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"

I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,
Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story
"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a career

07 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
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IsNoGood     
Missed this one

Robbery escape broke his leg stolen money into hospital charges

4 Points.

07 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
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Enemabag Jones     
Never rob a Chinese kitchen.

This is the best thing that could have happened to the robbers.

They were smart not to escalate.

07 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
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Private_Citizen     
And thennnn....

07 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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vudukungfu     

IsNoGood: vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫

Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"

I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,
Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story
"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a career


Yeah yeah, just pull that out of your fortune cookie and whip out a pair of numchunks*, and they'll comply.

*that's how my redneck cousin says it.

07 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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vudukungfu     

Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.

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There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch.
And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.

07 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
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angryjd     
You got beef?

07 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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miniflea     
YOUR FOOD READY. YOUR FOOD READY TEN FIVE MINUTE.

Says the place near me.

07 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
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thisiszombocom     
I'm pretty sure they were faking just to frustrate the robbers.

07 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
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Commissioner for Oaths     
A police dog led officers to a car and three men were detained, but not officially arrested.

Not officially arrested = "We found three dudes that look like the guys we're after.. but we're not sure they're them... so that's an detaining"

...they must be guilty of SOMETHING, right?

07 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Did they confuse them with the Asian Penis Gambit?

Chinese have tiny Asian penises, smaller than Japs. You have big European penises. You must go. We have no room for your big European penises in our tiny Chinese restaurant. We feel bad, no can make Tiger Dong soup with giant European penises in restaurant.

07 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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SDRR     
Nice job subby. I lol'd

/that's racist

07 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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Purdue_Pete     

walkerhound: [www.eventimagecenter.com image 300x180]


Beat me.

"You been here four hour!"

/laughed so hard

07 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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Snowflake Tubbybottom     

weapon13: We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?


Actually that is the international symbol for number 7 with snow peas.

07 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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Enemabag Jones     
vudukungfu
Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.
There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch. And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.


Don't be afraid of a Chinese hostess being slightly aggressive rude...be afraid of a Chinese hostess being too nice.

07 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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IsNoGood     

Enemabag Jones: vudukungfu
Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.
There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch. And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.

Don't be afraid of a Chinese hostess being slightly aggressive rude...be afraid of a Chinese hostess being too nice.


//// this...

07 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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Bob the Internet Barbarian     
For those of you who don't get it, allow us to educate you.

Chinese Buffet!

/You scare my wife!

07 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
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SugarPlumFarie     
So...they had the urge to rob again a half-hour later?

07 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
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Haliburton Cummings     
i50.tinypic.com

"i just do eyes..."

07 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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WhippingBoy     
Then his wife said, "Why you want beef chop-suey at 2 am???"

07 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
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Barnstormer     
I went out to "cold tea" late one night (that's slang for after-hours liquor at a Chinese restaurant) and asked the owner for a table for three. He said, "No table for free! You pay!"

07 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
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Haliburton Cummings     

uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.


wow...there is this line see...between funny stereotyping and just whiny racist butthurt...
and you just crossed it buddy boy....

i45.tinypic.com

07 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
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Does not approve

07 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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wambu     
/fluctuations

07 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
"How you like the spicy? Mild, medium, or large?"

07 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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Rawhead Rex     
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Wanted for questioning...

07 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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